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"Honestly, the only reason why i haven't deleted my facebook is cause I love reading everyone's drama. its so damn entertaining! hahah"

Typical 17 year old HS student.

Last edited by illionaire; 08-14-2011 at 08:53 PM. Reason: Forgot quotation marks.

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08-14-2011 , 10:18 PM

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giftedmadness

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,543

It isn't fun to read everyone else's drama? At least she isn't posting crap.

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08-15-2011 , 02:29 AM

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JayTeeMe

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Originally Posted by 425kid

"Dear Bruno Mars, You may take one grenade for a girl but we take hundreds everyday and expect nothing return. Sincerely, The US army"

Just pay, benefits, and the adoration and appreciation from the entire population.

*Not that they don't deserve it, just that they're not getting "nothing in return"

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08-15-2011 , 10:25 AM

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Cosines11

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,566

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

In my experience, you are 50/50 to paint out your gf's face.

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08-15-2011 , 03:29 PM

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suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

Somewhere right now a nurse is getting yelled at for being late with meds, holding their bladder because they don't have time to pee, starving because they missed lunch, being peed on, puked on, pooped on, bled on, and is missing their family while taking care of yours. In the minute it took you to read this, nurses all over the world are saving lives. Repost if you are a nurse, love a nurse, or APPRECIATE nurses and the job they do

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08-15-2011 , 03:36 PM

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professormike

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,957

i would probably pick a profession that doesn't involve people ****ting on me

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08-15-2011 , 03:41 PM

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EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

Most nurses like it though. Otherwise they'd find a different line of work.

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08-15-2011 , 04:02 PM

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suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

There is no better career to be guaranteed constant work.

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08-15-2011 , 10:07 PM

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illionaire

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 144

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

There is no better career to be guaranteed constant work.

Mortician?

Obv you have to count on all the fed up, unappreciated nurses though...

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08-15-2011 , 10:23 PM

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Zoogs

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 581

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Nurses must be slow ass readers.

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08-15-2011 , 11:33 PM

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randomrules

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,193

Jennifer W
Crud. Just ran out of shaving cream after only doing one leg.

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08-15-2011 , 11:34 PM

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bgomez89

adept

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 972

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Originally Posted by short guy I went to HS with

the flyy'est mutha ****uh in the room ya you kno its mee (;

sigh.

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Originally Posted by funny, nerdy, black guy

Ha, was blasting to some metal on my phone while I was running then I came across a group of black dudes and I quickly switched it to Jay z........but after I passed them I started blastin that metal again!!!!

not really annoying or anything just was wondering if you guys did **** like this? I know sometimes I do

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08-15-2011 , 11:34 PM

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randomrules

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,193

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

There is no better career to be guaranteed constant work.

My response to this one is summarized quite accurately by your avatar.

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08-16-2011 , 06:10 AM

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TimeLady

****ing planet

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 58,486

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Jacob was a CHEATER, Peter had a TEMPER, David had an AFFAIR, Noah got DRUNK, Jonah RAN from God, Moses was a MURDERER, Gideon was INSECURE, Miriam was a GOSSIPER, Martha was a WORRIER, Sarah was a DOUBTER, Elijah was MOODY, Moses STUTTERED, Zaccheus was SHORT, Abraham was OLD, and Lazarus was DEAD..Now, what's YOUR excuse? Can God use you or not? God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the CALLED.

Insta-defriended

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08-16-2011 , 07:40 AM

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SoloAJ

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A teacher somewhere in your neighborhood tonight is preparing lessons for a new school year. In the minute it takes you to read this, teachers are using their "free time", and often investing their own money for your child's literacy, prosperity and future. Here's to a safe and successful 2011-2012 school year! Re-post if you are a teacher, LOVE a teacher or APPRECIATE a teacher!

Oh boy. Why don't these things ever die?

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08-16-2011 , 09:38 AM

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tschubauer

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I just like how each one is usually: Copy, delete specific details and add in your own specifics, paste. Works for any profession!

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08-16-2011 , 09:53 AM

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prohornblower

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An OOT reg somewhere in your intraweb tubes tonight is preparing for his next jerkoff session. In the minute it takes you to read this, OOT nubs are using their "free time", and often sitting there naked at their computer to play devil's advocate, construct strawman and lol@u. Here's to a safe and successful 2011-2012 poasting year! Re-poast if you are an OOTard, LOVE an OOTiot or APPRECIATE an "F OOT"!

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08-16-2011 , 09:56 AM

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YB2009

dats ruff

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 7,410

someone's butt is so hurt it is like hurting with Capital letters.

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08-16-2011 , 10:01 AM

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EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by tschubauer

I just like how each one is usually: Copy, delete specific details and add in your own specifics, paste. Works for any profession!

A pedophile somewhere in your neighborhood tonight is buying candy for a new school year. In the minute it takes you to read this, pedophiles are using their "free time", and often investing their own money for your child's sweet tooth, transportation needs and sexual education. Here's to a hot and sexy 2011-2012 school year! Re-post if you are a pedophile, were LOVED by a pedophile or got CANDY from a pedophile!

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08-16-2011 , 10:21 AM

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prohornblower

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Originally Posted by YB2009

someone's butt is so hurt it is like hurting with Capital letters.

WTF are you talking about?

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08-16-2011 , 10:47 AM

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giftedmadness

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,543

"Happy Birthday MADONNA!! ♥"

random h.s. "friend"

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08-16-2011 , 12:28 PM

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nuisance

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

I'm actually going to repost this and see if anyone in my friends list has any idea what OOT is.

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08-16-2011 , 12:32 PM

#2474

thac

Strummin' along

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 46,655

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

I like the way you think.

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08-16-2011 , 01:24 PM

#2475

donjonnie

McSeafield Survivor

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,902

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

awesome now make one for drugdealers.

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