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08-11-2011 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I reposted that tattoo on my FB. Chick is going to BLOW UP.
Lol, awesome.
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08-11-2011 , 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by thac
Not really a status, but a friend of a friend posted this picture of her new tattoo.



I responded "Flies*", and she said something along the lines of "that's when it has to do with the animal, but thanks", then deleted both comments. I sent her a link of the definition of flies, and she removed me as a friend.


god that's awesome
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08-11-2011 , 09:40 PM
"▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ darnit. i dropped my doritos.."
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08-11-2011 , 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
Serious question: If you start dating a hot girl, then become Facebook friends with her and realize her online persona sucks, complete with really ****ty status updates, do you break up with her? I am nearly positive I would.
Depends if she fly's with independent appendages imo
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08-11-2011 , 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by igetjokes
Depends if she fly's with independent appendages imo
Bahaha

Well played.
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08-12-2011 , 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by illionaire
"▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ darnit. i dropped my doritos.."
that's cute.
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08-12-2011 , 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by illionaire
"▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ darnit. i dropped my doritos.."
Sadly... I laughed.
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08-12-2011 , 09:36 AM
Yeah that dorito post looks kinda cool. Most fbers would be better off sticking to symbols, and not words, anyway.
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08-12-2011 , 03:39 PM
"if the week could not any worse"
first comment: "It could bro"
reply: "not to much"

my friends
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08-12-2011 , 03:43 PM
A girl I used to know in college just posted this:

Salary of retired US Presidents ........... $180,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of House/Senate ...................... $174,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of Speaker of the House ............ $223,500 FOR LIFE
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ...... $193,400 FOR LIFE
Average Salary of a teacher ................... $40,065
Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN $38,000
I think we found where the cuts should be made! If you agree... RE-Post.
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08-12-2011 , 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by always_sunni_
"if the week could not any worse"
first comment: "It could bro"
reply: "not to much"

my friends
So you went to an ivy league school?
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08-12-2011 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
So you went to an ivy league school?
They played football in high school.
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08-12-2011 , 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by tibrida
A girl I used to know in college just posted this:

Salary of retired US Presidents ........... $180,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of House/Senate ...................... $174,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of Speaker of the House ............ $223,500 FOR LIFE
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ...... $193,400 FOR LIFE
Average Salary of a teacher ................... $40,065
Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN $38,000
I think we found where the cuts should be made! If you agree... RE-Post.
aaand if we take away all of those salaries and divide it amongst all teachers and soldiers they each get $29 each. Someone did the math.
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08-12-2011 , 05:05 PM
they each get $29 each?
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08-12-2011 , 05:16 PM
each is such a weird word. say it a few times in your head.
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08-12-2011 , 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
Serious question: If you start dating a hot girl, then become Facebook friends with her and realize her online persona sucks, complete with really ****ty status updates, do you break up with her? I am nearly positive I would.
I had to troll my own gf a while back for posting some stupid emo crap

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08-12-2011 , 06:33 PM
I always enjoy the 80% of the time it works every time quote. Good for whoever that is.

Also good job blocking out her image in the post then leaving it unblocked in the comments.
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08-12-2011 , 06:35 PM
yea i realized mid-mspaint that I really don't give a **** if people see the pics. just the names
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08-12-2011 , 07:42 PM
In my experience, you are 50/50 to paint out your gf's face.
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08-12-2011 , 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by baumer
each is such a weird word. say it a few times in your head.
You just ruined the word each for me.
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08-12-2011 , 08:02 PM
You think that's a weird word, try 'obey'.
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08-12-2011 , 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
You think that's a weird word, try 'obey'.
AHHHHH WTTfff
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08-12-2011 , 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by baumer
each is such a weird word. say it a few times in your head.
I remember my first blunt.
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08-12-2011 , 09:27 PM
I said each, not Cheech.

Last edited by baumer; 08-12-2011 at 09:27 PM. Reason: Ok, I may have been a little high.
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08-13-2011 , 12:00 AM
just saw someone like this page on my mini feed

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Selby-...40816589271992

facebook fan pages for your child. unfortunately seems like it could catch on
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