I wonder if she's also noticed that a lot of bands come up with the exact same album title, Greatest Hits, and it usually ends up being their best album.
I just started a Bank of America checking account so I can get miles on an Alaskan Airlines card. It's 1 mile per $2 spent. Vegas is 1500 miles round trip so this means I get a free vegas trip every $3000 I spend. It's $40 per year for the card and costs $200 for vegas. This seems like a no brainer unless I'm missing something.
And my USBank card is useless. Flex perks gets me roughly 50c per month.
Its not called being ironic or sarcastic children, its called fake.
I would rather live in a world where everyone is gullible and believe everything ever than a world where every psudo-intellectual 15-year old have to scream fake to _every single ****ing thing they see_
I have a lot of military friends on my FB obv. Lots of posts today about the helicopter crash. Most of them pointing out "This is why you don't cut defense spending!" I'm sure when the accident investigation report comes out it will say the same thing, crash caused by lack of protective money bubble around helicopter.
IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG: Please be advised I am tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegals wearing Obama t shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi t shirts, two war protesters, ten Zynga programmers, five phone operators (who asked me to press 1 for English), nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service agents (speaking broken English), & three flag burners... FOR THE LAST TIME, MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE
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Guarantee not even 1 of my Facebook friends will copy this status. If you would be there for me, set this as your status & see how many of us would be there for each other! Let's try it out & see...Prove me wrong.
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BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur-Bitch'n'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't..suck it up cupcake, Life doesn't revolve around YOU
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Please paste this into your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the damn face. People who need a punch in the damn face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the damn face, except a punch in the damn face. 93% of people won't re-post this. Why? Because they probably need a punch in the damn face!!!
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MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. FWIW -forgot where I was. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL -talk to you louder! Repost to share a laugh)
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Knocked at Heavens door this morning. God asked me, My child what can I do for you? I said, Father, please protect and bless the person reading this. God smiled and answered, request granted! Be kinder than necessary ~ for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. A majority won't re-post this but I hope you are part of the small percentage that will!!!
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Everybody, let's do this....We should flood Facebook with this....."I pledge allegiance to the flag of the the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under G O D, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.".....RE-POST IF YOU THINK GOD, OUR COUNTRY, AND OUR FLAG DESERVE RESPECT!!! I Do !!!
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LET'S SEE WHO IS PAYING ATTENTION. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST AS A RESULT OF A CONSCIOUS DECISION. I WANT YOU HERE. I AM NOT ONLY GLAD TO COUNT YOU AS FRIENDS BUT ALSO FAMILY. LET'S SEE WHO ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION. COPY THIS AS YOUR STATUS JUST FOR A MINUTE. I'LL BE WATCHING TO SEE WHO REALLY DOES CHERISH FAMILY & FRIENDSHIP. THANK YOU FOR BEING PART OF MY LIFE
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So sad! Please put this on your status if you know someone or are related to someone who suffers from stupidity. We all need to understand that stupidity is real and should be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a sufferer right now. There is still no known cure for stupidity & sympathy does not help. But we can raise awareness. 87.365% won't repost this because they don't know how to copy & paste
Why do old people suck so much ass at social media?
LET'S SEE WHO IS PAYING ATTENTION. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST AS A RESULT OF A CONSCIOUS DECISION. I WANT YOU HERE. I AM NOT ONLY GLAD TO COUNT YOU AS FRIENDS BUT ALSO FAMILY. LET'S SEE WHO ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION. COPY THIS AS YOUR STATUS JUST FOR A MINUTE. I'LL BE WATCHING TO SEE WHO REALLY DOES CHERISH FAMILY & FRIENDSHIP. THANK YOU FOR BEING PART OF MY LIFE
So he defriends everyone who doesn't repost this? Because otherwise I don't see the point. Also he needs a punch in the damn face.
Please paste this into your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the damn face. People who need a punch in the damn face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the damn face, except a punch in the damn face. 93% of people won't re-post this. Why? Because they probably need a punch in the damn face!!!
MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES: ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. FWIW -forgot where I was. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL -talk to you louder! Repost to share a laugh)
Why do old people suck so much ass at social media?
Fantasy football? I don't play that. Last time I had the "fantasy" of playing football, I was about five. Pretty soon reality set in and I found out I'm not that good at sports. So I never played football, and it's a little late now for football fantasies. Frankly I have better things to do with my time. I prefer reality. Repost if you agree.