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08-04-2011 , 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
Can't you just block the feed instead of defriending? Don't think I've de-friended anyone yet but I have blocked a couple feeds. One was a girl from Portland, Oregon (shocker) who posted nothing but man-hating dyke messages and the other was a guy who constantly posted iphone pics, usually from inside his car while driving on the highway. Like a picture of a cloud that looks like Batman or something. Put the phone down and drive you hick.
The man-hating dyke messages would be way too entertaining for me, no way would I block that. Same with blatant race baiting, insane superstitions, or just out of control stupidity of any sort (especially when it's someone I know and I can kind of imagine what's going on in their head and how it applies to their life). I might be a little sick that way.
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08-04-2011 , 03:03 PM
Thing is I don't even really know her. She's the little sis of an old friend of mine from 16 years ago. Last I saw her she was like 7 years old. I messaged her asking if her brother was on FB and she sent me a friend request (don't honestly even think she remembered me) but she's collected like 900 friends and I thought it was standard to accept a friend request lol. She teaches women's studies and writing at Oregon and constantly posted **** about Shakespeare's chauvanistic writing style or some bull****
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08-04-2011 , 03:15 PM
Deleting my account tomorrow. Feels great!

I will continue to read this thread though to continue to get the best part of the social networking world
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08-04-2011 , 03:56 PM
Standard man-hating academic feminist BS from someone you barely know isn't all that entertaining tbh, I can see why you'd want to block that.
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08-04-2011 , 04:02 PM
"Ughhhhh FB is driving me crazy!!"

No further explanation. Just a message to inform us that her FB induced journey to the madhouse has begun.
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08-04-2011 , 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by fivetypes
Deleting my account tomorrow. Feels great!
Please post this to your wall.
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08-04-2011 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by fivetypes
Deleting my account tomorrow. Feels great!

I will continue to read this thread though to continue to get the best part of the social networking world
Honestly thought this was a quote of a narcissistic facebook status, til I read the second part.
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08-04-2011 , 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
"It is said that everlasting friends go long periods of time without speaking and never question the friendship. These friends pick up like they just spoke yesterday, regardless of how long it's been or how far away they live, and they don't hold grudges. They understand that life is busy and you will ALWAYS love them. Re-post if you have at least 1 of these friends, they will know who they are.♥♥♥♥"
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"Your sister is your first friend in life. No one will ever understand your crazy family like your sister. Even if you don't get together or talk as much as you could, she'll always remain your friend. It's "National Sister Week", repost if you have a sister that you love with all your heart♥ ♥"
I always thought of posts like this as mildly annoying but harmless...until one day my sister-in-law posted some paragraph along the lines of "Teachers work hard to do blah, blah, blah, and blah, if a teacher has made a difference in your life, repost this" (she's a teacher obv).

Much to my surprise, a whole bunch of people, including my wife's (former) friend, came out of the woodwork to post angry "must be nice to work six hours a day for 180 days a year" and "teachers are the reason my kid's messed up" type messages in response. It was a nice flame war that went on for a couple of days, wish I still had access to the posts (a lot of stuff wound up getting deleted). Was kind of entertaining while it lasted.
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08-04-2011 , 05:03 PM
A close family member =\

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If you were raised on bologna, fried potatoes & goulash, only had kool-aid or water to drink, played in the dirt, made mud pies, got spanked, had 3 TV channels, school started with "The Pledge of Allegiance," had an early bedtime, rode in back of pickup trucks, drank from a hose, did chores without getting paid, walked down railroad tracks to fish in the river, rode your bike all day without a helmet.... and you turned out OK, .....repost
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Every woman deserves a man that calls her baby, kisses her like he means it, holds her tight like he never wants to lose her, doesn't make her jealous of other women instead makes other women jealous of her, is not afraid to let his friends know how he really feels about her and makes sure she knows how much he loves her. ( re post if u agree) Hell Yeah I agree!
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Some people need shiny cars, big houses, or lots of money to be happy but all I need is you (one month old boyfriend name)!! You make my day amazing even if it's the worst day ever!! ♥ Together we can take over the world
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it is so nice to see some "family" acting worse than some of the worst friends I have ever had...I am sick of the bs, the drama, and always feeling like I am the screw up...so you know what, if you don't want to be part of my family it's that easy, DON'T...I have everyone I need/want and if you don't want to be part of my happiness I don't want you a part of it either...Enjoy pretending to be everybody else's "family"
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They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents ?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants ; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 IDIOTS in the U.S. House and Senate. Apparently , this was NOT an acceptable answer. Re-post if you agree!! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! Then Push 1 for ENGLISH
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I'm sooooooooo over feeling like this!! I swear instead of getting better it gets worse daily! Can't seem to break it today, all I wanna do is go back to sleep...at least my baby will be home from work soon, he makes me feel better
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Even when I'm stressed out, I love my life...Even when I feel my kids have no ears, I love my life...When things go wrong, I love my life...The point? I love my life and that is all that matters, be happy for me or keep your opinion to yourself!
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♥ If you have a wonderful man, who helps balance your whole world, who isn't perfect but is perfect for you, who works hard & would do anything for you who makes you laugh & drives you crazy, who is your best friend, who you want to grow old with, who you are thankful for everyday & who you couldn't live without. Brag about him a little and post this as your status.♥
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I'm a MOM!! I don't get holiday pay, sick pay, or days off. I'm on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Now, tell me YOUR job is harder than mine!!

etc etc etc... all the standard reposts you guys have posted above.

this is just the past 7 days
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08-04-2011 , 05:18 PM
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it is so nice to see some "family" acting worse than some of the worst friends I have ever had...I am sick of the bs, the drama, and always feeling like I am the screw up...so you know what, if you don't want to be part of my family it's that easy, DON'T...I have everyone I need/want and if you don't want to be part of my happiness I don't want you a part of it either...Enjoy pretending to be everybody else's "family"
Amazing. Only thing missing is "I don't want to name names, but his/her initials are..."

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I'm a MOM!! I don't get holiday pay, sick pay, or days off. I'm on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Now, tell me YOUR job is harder than mine!!
If only your circle of friends included a DAD who was eager to prove that his job was harder. This woman must be a real hoot at family gatherings. Seething with anger, emotionally needy, huge chip on her shoulder...
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08-04-2011 , 05:36 PM
Yeah she's a trip. Likely the family one is probably about me (my sister unfortunatly)

Got preggo about 5 years (@18 like 2 months outta hs) ago cheated on her boyfriend w/ another guy while she was still preggo. They broke up and she immediatly moved in with guy #2.

Stayed with him until a month or two ago, in a new apartment every 2-3 months cause they would get evicted for being scumbags (literally they smell), and obv for not paying bills cause they can't hold jobs.

Cheated on guy #2 w/ the current guy #3 and broke up with #2 immediately moved in with #3 and his 3 kids. So now they have four kids on a full time applebees cook pay... oh yeah and kid number five on the way. According to her they were trying to have one together b/c they're so in love.

I live five hours away we went to visit family this past week and she came over to my mothers to say hi with her group of 4 kids. My three year old wouldn't play with the other kids or go near my sister and her boyfriend, I asked him why he was hiding and playing alone he said "they're stinky".

But yeah I seem to recall saying to my mom and dad that I'm not ready to be apart of that dudes family and his 3 kids yet regardless of how infatuated she is.

She has the major chip I guess b/c she is compared to my wife and I and we made responsible choices like having steady income, getting married, actually planned a family etc...

But yeah my wife and I have just been lucky and she just gets screwed by life. That is her point of view.

I loaned her quite a substantial amount of money a few years ago b/c she was going to lose her car, get evicted, and she couldn't eat etc... I made the mistake of bragging about a good mtt weekend on FB. I knew I'd never see the money back but at least I know she'll never put me in that position again.
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08-04-2011 , 06:17 PM
How do people keep falling for this ****? This was posted by a (distant) family member of mine. The spelling sure makes it look official.

"It's offical.. signal at 12;20 it even passed on tv. Facebook will start charging this summer.If you copie this on your wall your icone will turn blue and facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message if not your count will be deleted. p.s, this is serious the icone turns blue, So please post on your wall"
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08-04-2011 , 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Wires
How do people keep falling for this ****? This was posted by a (distant) family member of mine. The spelling sure makes it look official.

"It's offical.. signal at 12;20 it even passed on tv. Facebook will start charging this summer.If you copie this on your wall your icone will turn blue and facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message if not your count will be deleted. p.s, this is serious the icone turns blue, So please post on your wall"
That's so stupid (complete with lol misspellings), if the friend wasn't a complete idiot I'd assume they were posting it as some kind of a joke. Friend is probably a complete idiot though.

Must resist urge to post that horribly spelled paragraph on my wall.
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08-04-2011 , 06:26 PM
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WHATEVER you give a WOMAN, SHE will make it GREATER. Give her SPERM, she will give you a BABY. Give her a HOUSE, she will give you a HOME. Give her GROCERIES she will give you a MEAL. Give her LOVE, and she will give you her HEART! She MULTIPLIES and ENLARGES what she is GIVEN. So, if you give her static, be PREPARED to RECEIVE an electrical storm!! I hope to see every lady on my friends list re-post this
Give her one slice of cake, and she gains 10 lbs!
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08-04-2011 , 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by EvilSteve



If only your circle of friends included a DAD who was eager to prove that his job was harder. This woman must be a real hoot at family gatherings. Seething with anger, emotionally needy, huge chip on her shoulder...
Man, I'd bet her head would explode if she found out that some people manage to be a parent and have a job at the same time.
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08-04-2011 , 07:23 PM
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Who is this cute behbeh smiling at me? Oh dats mah behbeh! Eye wuvs mah behbeh! ♥
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08-04-2011 , 07:36 PM
That has to be a stripper.
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08-04-2011 , 11:42 PM
Yeah, this is about how the discussion went after my SIL made her post.
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08-05-2011 , 04:30 PM
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08-05-2011 , 04:47 PM
I lol'd.
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08-05-2011 , 04:48 PM
haha
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08-05-2011 , 04:49 PM
lol @ the pilot girl.

We have our ten year reunion later this year and there is a group on facebook. It has been a total **** show with people bitching about the location, so much so that a second group spun off and started their own separate reunion. The groups are now bashing each other on their walls.

I was on the fence about going in the first place, and the behavior in the group pushed me firmly into the "no way in hell am I going" category.
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08-05-2011 , 04:52 PM
Friend had his first child ~3 months ago, has posted 1k+pics of her since, normal?
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08-05-2011 , 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by AtThe Aquarium
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RAGE
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Originally Posted by silviodante1
Friend had his first child ~3 months ago, has posted 1k+pics of her since, normal?
standard IMO.

Also lol at the stinky family people.
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08-05-2011 , 05:49 PM
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