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haha just saw this tonight:

"Seriously God hates me....A sinus headache when I have about a million in a half (yes she wrote in a half, not and) EXTREMELY IMPORTANT things to do....Great just great...:-("

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07-25-2011 , 06:00 AM

#2002

JayTeeMe

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So she has 500,000 important things to do?

Last edited by JayTeeMe; 07-25-2011 at 06:00 AM. Reason: that would suck with a sinus headace. Confirmed hated by God

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07-25-2011 , 08:31 AM

#2003

Tyler Durden

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no, 500,000 extremely important things to do

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07-25-2011 , 09:14 AM

#2004

Tyler Durden

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in that same vein, it really annoys me when people write "should of" instead of "should have"

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07-25-2011 , 10:28 AM

#2005

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

no, 500,000 extremely important things to do

Pretty sure she meant 1,500,000 extremely important things to do. In her defense, that is a lot of things. Maybe you guys should lay off.

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07-25-2011 , 12:46 PM

#2006

SirGaribaldi

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pretty sure she meant 1,000,000.5 extremly important things to do

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07-25-2011 , 01:03 PM

#2007

Cyluscylus

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i hate the doctors, but just booked a room at foxwoods with kelss CANNOT wait

- Stc with miss avrie 2n ♥

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07-25-2011 , 01:45 PM

#2008

Anacardo

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Kind of on this note -

When you hear a pop Christian say something to the effect of 'Jesus is my savior, not my religion,' or otherwise take that 'yay Jesus, lol the word 'religion' ' position you sometimes hear -

Are they saying something completely ****ing witless? Or something relatively sophisticated and I just don't get it?

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07-25-2011 , 01:49 PM

#2009

nuisance

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It's said by a christian, do you really expect it to sophisticated?

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07-25-2011 , 01:53 PM

#2010

jjshabado

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Something in the middle. Most organized religions (like most big organizations) have a lot of bull**** politics and dogma that is the exact opposite of what Jesus preaches about in the Bible.

There's definitely a difference between how Jesus is described in the Bible and how many organized religions behave.

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07-25-2011 , 01:58 PM

#2011

Tyler Durden

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Another on point status. From a girl that went to college with me:

"So for all my mommy friends who breastfed: did your baby ever start to refuse a bottle? If so, what did you do to get your LO to accept one again? Thanks for the tips. Love _____ to pieces but occasionally need to leave him for more than three hours! Lol."

Last edited by Tyler Durden; 07-25-2011 at 02:16 PM.

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07-25-2011 , 02:04 PM

#2012

Anacardo

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Originally Posted by jjshabado

For clarification, if it makes any difference to you: everyone I've ever heard express this was young and fairly wannabe-hip but also the kind of person with no qualms about right-wing politics or really much of anything else that typically rides along with Christianity in America.

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07-25-2011 , 04:35 PM

#2013

Tyler Durden

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same girl as above who had all the travel-related updates:

"on to Michigan after a wonderful 41 hours in Salt Lake!

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07-25-2011 , 04:51 PM

#2014

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

31 year-old girl that I used to be pretty close with but now I realize is too attention-whoring and generally obnoxious:

"has reached her emotional limit. someone's gonna have to deal with this later. sorry."

"thank god for airport bars"

"To further my traveling woes, my flight from Houston took off, was in the air for about 2 mins and has now turned around and landed at the airport again. This does not inspire confidence. Fortunately, I have a 5hr layover in Denver."

"totally wants to wake up to the sound of the ocean every day."

"how to know you've been gone too long- you get lost getting out of the parking garage..."

"At the end of your life. All the things you thought were periods, they turn out to be commas."

"well, that just tops this week off...I am sat at the airport with my travel pillow on my lap (which is a similar color to the dress I'm wearing) and the man across from me asks if I'm pregnant. Great."

"anyone have suggestions for cool things to do in Salt Lake City next weekend?"

"just wants to be home

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"delayed out of MB to Charlotte. why can't I catch a break?!?!"

"left the Charlotte airport at 530am in a car and is now returning via plane, hopefully to not sleep there again..."

"has to connect through Charlotte to get to Chicago today. NOT happy."

"someone better have a drink waiting for me when I finally effing land in Myrtle Beach."

"is so over airplanes."

"It was fun to spend 14 hours in Ft Lauderdale..."

"wants off this plane and to climb into a nice warm bath and then a nice cozy bed!"

Sounds like Kenny Tarmac

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07-25-2011 , 04:55 PM

#2015

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

This doesn't seem idiotic, narcissistic or annoying to me.

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07-25-2011 , 05:44 PM

#2016

Tony_P

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Originally Posted by toddw8

This doesn't seem idiotic, narcissistic or annoying to me.

Tyler's not too bright. We try not to call him out on it too much b/c it makes him feel bad.

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07-25-2011 , 06:21 PM

#2017

Tyler Durden

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Well, no it doesn't.

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07-25-2011 , 06:36 PM

#2018

CBorders

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I'm over these Facebook polls. Gonna leave my mark every chance I get.

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07-25-2011 , 06:52 PM

#2019

suzzer99

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Needs a Ban Dids option.

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07-26-2011 , 12:45 AM

#2020

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The drive to and from Snottsdale was effin hard. Bunch of jerk drivers and the car was acting up. Glad I made it home alive and was able to see an old friend...but not doing it again by myself!

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So the good news was my bf let me drive the car to work. Bad news was the throttle died as I was pulling out in a blind turn on my way to work. Talk about almost crapping your pants. Half my car was on Power road, not moving. Luckily, a huge dude emerged from the shadows and pushed me out. Then a tow truck passed thru. And no cars came in the lane I was in. Holy cow I was lucky!

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07-26-2011 , 12:46 AM

#2021

AtThe Aquarium

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I hate how we still call somebody something they're literally not. Like, if a person exclaimed, 'Hey look! An Indian!'...I'd be looking for someone from India. Columbus was an idiot for making such a big error route anyways, why do we still embrace his miscalculations with an obsolete term on a group of people? Notice we don't do it to any other race, either. So stupid.

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I didn't have to tell my dad about the baby. But even though he's a big jerk to even talk to, I still did. Now he's giving me crap cuz I didn't ask for his blessing? I thought it was my body & the only person I should turn to about a baby is me. *sigh* I wonder why I miss him. It's this stuff as to why he wasn't in my life for 14 years. Screw that, I don't need that & neither does my daughter.

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07-26-2011 , 12:47 AM

#2022

AtThe Aquarium

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So first night that I was away long enough for daddy to have to tend to baby, my daughter apparently unleashed all her poo load at once...and this was the first time daddy ever changed her...I have never been so proud of anyone in my life. Way to stick it to the man! Lmao! ♥

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07-26-2011 , 01:00 AM

#2023

prohornblower

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Christopher Columbus, voyager, legend, idiot.

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07-26-2011 , 09:33 AM

#2024

Duerig

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Obama, maybe ill start listening to your pov when you tell your wife to stop spending my money on her valentino gowns and prada shoes and start wearing target like the rest of us. Set a freakin example why don't ya