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07-06-2013 , 11:01 PM

#17351

timeforheroes

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,899

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Originally Posted by LostOstrich

to be fair, in scotland "haters" just get headbutted

A Glasgow kiss. Edit- Also Glasgow isn't as bad as its reputation if you stay out of the housing schemes. It's a great city with friendly people!

Last edited by timeforheroes; 07-06-2013 at 11:07 PM.

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07-06-2013 , 11:17 PM

#17352

CanadaLand

banned

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 307

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

Yes, exactly.

Woman that went to college with me:

"Hubby got me a new phone today! He loves his wifey. :-)"

Simply stunning.

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07-06-2013 , 11:21 PM

#17353

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

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Originally Posted by timeforheroes

Why are there so many people in the US who seem to think everyone is "hating" on them and are taking a stand and calling out the "haters"? I don't get those kind of statuses here in Scotland and us Scots are a cantankerous bunch.

truth=hater

A friend posted a picture before an interview and asked "How am I looking?" The consensus was he looked great ldo. When I pointed out the large jacket, baggy pants and squared shoes I was labeled a hater by some of his friends and no one liked my post =(

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07-06-2013 , 11:29 PM

#17354

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheChamp11

Same girl I posted about a few posts up:

#truth

That's awesome coming from a girl.

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07-06-2013 , 11:42 PM

#17355

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

From a ~30 year-old woman:

"I had a great time hanging with my _________ friends. It's been way too long. They sure do know how to make a girl feel good. I had so many compliments tonight. I was told I was gorgeous & got _________ you look fu@king great, seriously fu@king great! I forgot how nice it is to be complimented & told I'm beautiful. I feel like a million bucks. I have amazing friends. They're such good people."

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07-06-2013 , 11:47 PM

#17356

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

The threshold for narcissism has to be completely different for a woman vs. a man.

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07-06-2013 , 11:53 PM

#17357

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,110

From a man:

It seems that I have been building a reputation in two different towns that I was unaware of. Have found out that where I live I have the nickname Captain Hottie Pants and where I work people say I'm hot and look like I'm from a movie. Need to make sure I don't drink the water from either of these towns so I don't catch what thay have.

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07-07-2013 , 01:22 AM

#17358

timeforheroes

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,899

Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

I just came back home from working away for a bit. Will post this and observe the reaction. I do however only have 32 friends after I got fed up and blocked everyone.

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07-07-2013 , 10:00 AM

#17359

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

From the same woman as in post #17360:

"My morning started with a phone call from _______ at 10 after 7. Yes that is early but honestly, I love when he calls me first thing in the morning when we are not together. It always makes me smile. It is little things like that, that mean so much. I really do love that man."

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07-07-2013 , 06:06 PM

#17360

Coasterbrad

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,712

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The bible app reached 100m downloads. Congrats to Jesus!

Congrats.

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07-07-2013 , 08:37 PM

#17361

DucoGranger

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 762

I think Tyler is just jealous that other people can have positive, uplifting relationships with other people.

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07-07-2013 , 10:51 PM

#17362

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

Yes I think so too.

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07-08-2013 , 01:16 AM

#17363

wackybrak

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,485

this girl uploaded 15~ pictures of her back to the camera in an album entitled "on a journey". call my facebook narcissism meter overly sensitive but this type of stuff strikes me as beyond self-absorbed. i just imagine her ordering some poor friend around to take these "artsy" pictures. to make matters worse, the photos suck.

looking in a garden? who gives a ****

as if she knows how to appreciate art

the most efficient way to view a painting no doubt

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07-08-2013 , 08:28 AM

#17364

Kedu

temp-banned

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,704

Wacky,
You've captured this thread perfectly in 3 photos.

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07-08-2013 , 08:45 AM

#17365

moo buckets

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Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 2,477

"as if she knows how to appreciate art"

i laughed

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07-08-2013 , 09:35 AM

#17366

brad2002tj

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 12,058

My 62 year old mother joined facebook this past weekend. One of her childhood friends posted a meme that had the word "sh*t" on it on the friend's own wall, and my mom commented (again, on the friend's own wall) and asked her to remove it because it had a curse word.

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07-08-2013 , 09:53 AM

#17367

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

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Originally Posted by brad2002tj

hahaha, so awesome. My aunt is in her late 60s and has also decided to see what all the fuss is about and opened accounts on both Facebook and Twitter. I seriously can't wait for her to bring the lols when she starts posting.

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07-08-2013 , 03:07 PM

#17368

wheelflush

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,381

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

She'll never grow up as long as she stays with friends like that.

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07-08-2013 , 03:22 PM

#17369

Jeremy517

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 7,022

I got the usual "This year <insert month here> has five Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. This happens once every 823 years" garbage on my feed today. The month being referenced? July. So in addition to the usual incorrectness of those posts, this post is referring to a month that doesn't even have five of any of those days.

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07-08-2013 , 04:11 PM

#17370

LolPony

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,126

It's tough to even read this thread. Some of these people.... So terrible haha.

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07-08-2013 , 05:37 PM

#17371

cookieb

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,268

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

Sometimes you just gotta like your own post to get the ball rolling.

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07-08-2013 , 05:40 PM

#17372

cookieb

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,268

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Originally Posted by timeforheroes

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07-08-2013 , 05:47 PM

#17373

AUGUY55

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 22,553

Stumbled across this classic again.

and this, lol

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07-08-2013 , 06:19 PM

#17374

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,216

My Mom still hasn't figured out the difference in stuff on your feed, your wall, and personal messages.

She asked me why my niece kept sending her pictures of cats (niece posted pictures on her own page, which then ended up in my Mom's feed).

A friend posted something on my Wall with the f-word in it, and my Mom commented on it as if I were the author.