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Apparently there is some law of nature that when a woman sees her husband taking a nap with their baby, she must immediately post a picture of it on Facebook.

what's really funny is when there a picture of the mom asleep with the kid and you know damned well she's all by herself. so she fake sleeps and selfs a pic with her phone.

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04-30-2013 , 11:16 PM

#16077

A-Rod's Cousin

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It's about time Bill Gates gives away the 5% of his net worth he hasn't already pledged to charity!

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05-01-2013 , 12:15 AM

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wackybrak

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how do these people even breathe

replied: " i didn't realize tim tebow was the first openly christian athlete."

Last edited by wackybrak; 05-01-2013 at 12:21 AM.

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05-01-2013 , 12:33 AM

#16079

jmakin

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Lol tebow's such a ******.

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05-01-2013 , 12:35 AM

#16080

TheRealIABoomer

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LOL @ people responding to the Tebow parody account as if it's him. Truly worthy of this thread.

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05-01-2013 , 12:36 AM

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blankoblanco

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Just for the record, Tebow didn't actually tweet that, it's a parody account.

edit: damn, beaten

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05-01-2013 , 12:41 AM

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schu_22

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like how do people who post something like this even make it through the day

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05-01-2013 , 12:49 AM

#16083

A-Rod's Cousin

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He should have called that guy when he died.

Whoever the hell that soldier is looks exactly like me but with a larger nose and brown eyes instead of blue. That's my brand of "ginger".

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05-01-2013 , 12:55 AM

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schu_22

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I bet that's just a screenshot from Top Shot or something, too. There were like thousands of comments on that post too, and I'd quote some of them but they made me get a nosebleed so I don't want to revisit them

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05-01-2013 , 02:40 AM

#16085

TheNothing

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bored, looking at lame book and this made me laugh so hard. not annoying or lame but I have to share.

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05-01-2013 , 03:27 AM

#16086

Ray Horton

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

Lol tebow's such a ******.

no u

every damn time

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05-01-2013 , 03:57 AM

#16087

TheCroShow

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Originally Posted by Ray Horton

no u

every damn time

liek dis if u cray evry tiem!

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05-01-2013 , 08:29 AM

#16088

Coach McGuirk

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Originally Posted by blankoblanco

Just for the record, Tebow didn't actually tweet that, it's a parody account.

edit: damn, beaten

BRAIN POWER ITT

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05-01-2013 , 08:48 AM

#16089

Coach McGuirk

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Originally Posted by schu_22

like how do people who post something like this even make it through the day

Agreed. Also, you can't assassinate a guy like that. He's not important enough.

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05-01-2013 , 09:48 AM

#16090

jmakin

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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer

LOL @ people responding to the Tebow parody account as if it's him. Truly worthy of this thread.

Yea, shocking someone would see a post in here by "Tim Tebow" and think it's him. Shocking.

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05-01-2013 , 09:59 AM

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Duke0424

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

Yea, shocking someone would see a post in here by "Tim Tebow" and think it's him. Shocking.

Why would Tim Tebow post that?

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05-01-2013 , 10:12 AM

#16092

jmakin

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Originally Posted by Duke0424

Why would Tim Tebow post that?

Because he's an idiot? Sorry, I don't follow irrelevant, overrated athletes.

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05-01-2013 , 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wackybrak

Got that and also this, for good measure:

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While Obama and Mooch are breathlessly congratulating NBA player Jason Collins for announcing to the world that he is gay... we're just wondering...does anyone remember them coming out to congratulate Tim Tebow for taking such a courageous pro-life stance? We didn't think so. Doesn't fit their narrative...
Give them a Trayvon Martin or Sandra Fluke story and watch their race to the megaphone to make a statement of support. So very presidential of them...NOT.

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05-01-2013 , 10:14 AM

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moo buckets

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that must feel weird being looked down on for not being in the know re: twitter joke accounts

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05-01-2013 , 10:54 AM

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Beerocrat

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Agreed. Also, you can't assassinate a guy like that. He's not important enough.

That guy is actually a legendary bad ass Navy Seal sniper, but lol @ criticizing Obama for not singling him out, and extra lol @ assassinate. He died taking some vet to a shooting range in an attempt to help him with PTSD, and the dude with PTSD shot him at the range.

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05-01-2013 , 11:17 AM

#16096

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

Yea, shocking someone would see a post in here by "Tim Tebow" and think it's him. Shocking.

It actually is shocking that people would actually believe it's him. Considering it seems like every somewhat popular sports figure/actor/etc has about 72927 fake twitter accounts.

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05-01-2013 , 11:17 AM

#16097

TheNothing

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here's another one:

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05-01-2013 , 11:28 AM

#16098

DosXX

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Sometimes it just hits me that I get to see the ocean every single day when I'm not traveling. Wow.

Had some quotes from her before, she is moving up the ladder of narcissism on my feed.

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05-01-2013 , 11:29 AM

#16099

Karak

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General gripe: people who share obviously photoshopped images that say TODAY IS THE DAY MARTY MCFLY CAME TO THE FUTURE.

Happens at least 10x a year, which is funny considering he travels to 2015 in the movie.