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03-28-2013 , 12:23 AM
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11 YR OLD SHOOTS ILLEGALS

BUTTE , MONTANA Shotgun preteen vs. Illegal alien Home Invaders...Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11-year-old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay-shooting champion since she was nine.Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12-gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee-crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the ...street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive. It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45-caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David 0'Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news........?

An 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself......against two murderous, illegal immigrants.......and she wins. She is still alive. Now THAT is Gun Control!

Thought for the day.... Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist.'I like this kind of e-mail! American citizens defending themselves and their homes. BEING A TRUE AMERICAN, I THINK YOU'LL PASS THIS ON!
Two people replied almost instantly with Snopes links on how this story is, obviously, completely false.
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03-28-2013 , 12:37 AM
Now THAT is Gun Control!
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03-28-2013 , 12:37 AM
I honestly believe liberals write those for trolling purposes that is too perfect
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03-28-2013 , 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Ray Horton
Had a pro-LGBT friend make a "like my pro-gay status or I'm unfriending you" status.
And that's when you commented "How about I just do the work for you" and unfriended them, correct?
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03-28-2013 , 12:44 AM
I think/hope? it's a joke.
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03-28-2013 , 12:46 AM
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03-28-2013 , 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Ray Horton
Had a pro-LGBT friend make a "like my pro-gay status or I'm unfriending you" status.
Please report back tomorrow with number of likes vs number of friends he still has. I'm going to go out on a limb and say the latter will be much more.
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03-28-2013 , 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by stinkypete
you're doing it wrong. post his status updates etc.
they are so terrible i hurts my brain to even look at them long enough to copy/paste.
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03-28-2013 , 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Ray Horton
Had a pro-LGBT friend make a "like my pro-gay status or I'm unfriending you" status.
Def need to post the child with a black eye/hetero bashing pic in response.
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03-28-2013 , 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by karak
Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news........?
Easily the most egregious part of that atrociously false and poorly written story. And I don't know how old the girl in the picture is, but she is most certainly not 11.
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03-28-2013 , 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by d10
they are so terrible i hurts my brain to even look at them long enough to copy/paste.
then gtfo
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03-28-2013 , 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Karak
Two people replied almost instantly with Snopes links on how this story is, obviously, completely false.
I like how David O'Burien's name was spelled with a zero instead of the letter O.
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03-28-2013 , 02:08 AM
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As a role model to my children and a single mom I choose to show them life isn't free or handed to u in any way. I choose to show them that hard work and dedication pays off. I choose to keep my children away from life always seeming like peaches and cream. I choose to raise my children with manners and values. I choose to teach my children that doing things half assed or taking the lazy way out is not an option. I choose to show my children that u receive consequences for your actions. I choose to show my children that no matter what mom works hard to provide and never gives up or let's anyone pick up the slack. I want my children to be strong well balanced educated independent healthy adults who can take care of themselves and whatever comes their way. Practice makes u stronger and work makes u richer. I'm sorry I don't feel like everyone is capable of showing or teaching my children these things. I have standards when it comes to the role models I choose to let in my children's lives. Any decent parent would do the same! Prove yourself first. I trust no one!
There are about 3 or 4 of these holier than thou posts a day from this chick.
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03-28-2013 , 02:46 AM
She needs to learn to type "you" and also to use commas. She really needs to pick up the slack. Though it may be a "he"; the "actions have consequences" part screams 27offsuit.
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03-28-2013 , 03:37 AM
My first thought was also about commas.
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03-28-2013 , 09:06 AM
Un anuncio:

Spoiler:
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03-28-2013 , 10:04 AM
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y ese idiota era einstein!
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03-28-2013 , 10:28 AM
thought this was funny...

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03-28-2013 , 10:31 AM
I was thinking more Mr. Oxyclean meets Santa
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03-28-2013 , 10:43 AM
Please put the dog photo in the grammar thread.

Affect/effect
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03-28-2013 , 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
Please put the dog photo in the grammar thread.

Affect/effect
how could they get it right the first time the wrong the second, makes it even more tilting
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03-28-2013 , 10:58 AM
I think she was hedging.
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03-28-2013 , 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
how could they get it right the first time the wrong the second, makes it even more tilting
this blew my mind too

why would you spell it differently when you are using the verb in the EXACT SAME WAY twice in one sentence? what logic leads to that?

#tilt #grammar #grammarnit #grammarthread #verbs #nerd #spellingrage #effect #affect #affectation #rainbows #dogs #dog #signs
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03-28-2013 , 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
how could they get it right the first time the wrong the second, makes it even more tilting
Give him a break, he's a dog.
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