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01-22-2013 , 08:36 AM

#12626

kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

Could be pulling the string from the phone wrong...

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01-22-2013 , 10:21 AM

#12627

didonk

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,750

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01-22-2013 , 10:24 AM

#12628

Clare Quilty

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,710

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99

The one you quoted is literally the first time I've seen a phone I recognize. Usually it's some gibberish string like SM68873B. And it also seems to change constantly for individual users. How is that possible?

Are you saying you only have one phone lol

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01-22-2013 , 10:40 AM

#12629

Paul Openfold

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,302

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Originally Posted by didonk

lol standard unfortunately

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01-22-2013 , 10:41 AM

#12630

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

wait we're getting lied to TWICE?!

****

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01-22-2013 , 11:01 AM

#12631

antneye

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,119

The one's that tilt me the most are the non-stop outporing of affection for "Joe Blow" on our 20th anniversary (or your xth birthday). You are the love of my life.

As if you can't say this to him/her from across the room.

This tilts me to no end.

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01-22-2013 , 11:08 AM

#12632

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

Not even you guys can bitch about this one:

"I hate feeling unattractive...Dear feeling, go away."

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01-22-2013 , 11:11 AM

#12633

Paul Openfold

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,302

lol women

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01-22-2013 , 11:14 AM

#12634

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

"I'm an ugly slut, guys"

or if she's relatively hot,

"PLEASE GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS NAOW"

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01-22-2013 , 01:01 PM

#12635

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

We haven't had a good militant breast-feeding update in a while.

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When you see me feeding in public I'm not trying to make a point, I'm not trying to turn you on, I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable; to be honest, I'm not thinking about you at all, I'm just trying to get on with my day which involves feeding my children, whenever and wherever they require so. People act like it is beyond our ability to see breasts in different lights based on context. I have more belief in us than that. When I look at your hands, I dont see what you did with your lover last night. When I see your mouth I do not think to wonder what it has done behind closed doors. When you see me feeding my baby, that is all you need to see because that is all there is. You have a choice in your thoughts, you have a choice to discredit your discomfort and grow. Challenge yourself and support mothers, it is hard enough without adding extra conditions.

NSFW obviously:

Spoiler:

Wait, that isn't Pongo is it? The FB account name is Jennifer Robinson. But it only has a couple pictures of her baby, so I'm assuming the account was made up just to make this post. A friend of mine liked the picture. It has 156,000 likes and 24,000 comments.

Last edited by suzzer99; 01-22-2013 at 01:20 PM.

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01-22-2013 , 01:04 PM

#12636

Albert Einstein

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

"I hate feeling unattractive...Dear feeling, go away."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Openfold

lol women

unfortunately not

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01-22-2013 , 01:20 PM

#12637

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

Breast feeder has some big boobies

I'm sure she wouldn't be uncomfortable if someone stood and watched such a beautiful act

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01-22-2013 , 01:23 PM

#12638

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

I'm seriously wondering if that's Pongo.

Disclaimer: yes I get that jerking off and breastfeeding are two different things. No I'm not trying to reignite the great breast-feeding debates. But it would be pretty funny to respond with:

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When you see me jerking off in public I'm not trying to make a point, I'm not trying to turn you on, I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable; to be honest, I'm not thinking about you at all, I'm just trying to get on with my day which involves draining the lizard, whenever and wherever it requires. People act like it is beyond our ability to see a boner in different lights based on context. I have more belief in us than that. When I look at your hands, I dont see what you did with your lover last night. When I see your mouth I do not think to wonder what it has done behind closed doors. When you see me furiously flogging my member, that is all you need to see because that is all there is. You have a choice in your thoughts, you have a choice to discredit your discomfort and grow. Challenge yourself and support compulsive masturbators, it is hard enough without adding extra conditions.

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01-22-2013 , 01:28 PM

#12639

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

Someone should take a pic of their dick while urinating in public and tag her in it

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01-22-2013 , 01:29 PM

#12640

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99

I'm seriously wondering if that's Pongo.

Nah...similar nose, but that chick has kind of a Jay Leno jawline thing going.

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01-22-2013 , 01:41 PM

#12641

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

Darn, that would have been pretty awesome.

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01-22-2013 , 01:53 PM

#12642

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

dont think it is pongo unless she is breastfeeding someone elses baby who is half the size of hers

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01-22-2013 , 02:19 PM

#12643

It's Brandt

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,625

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99

I'm seriously wondering if that's Pongo.

Her kid is half-asian, right?

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01-22-2013 , 02:20 PM

#12644

SL__72

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 16,497

Was going to say, looks like Pongo but not Kyle's child...

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01-22-2013 , 02:27 PM

#12645

dlk9s

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 22,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by antneye

I have no problem with anniversary and other "love" type posts, I just hate them when they are crazy sappy. Say "Happy Anniversary," add something amusing, and be done with it.

The worst is the whole, "10 years ago I married my best friend, my partner, my love...blahblahblah...."

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01-22-2013 , 02:33 PM

#12646

It's Brandt

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,625

Albert Einstein gimmick account definitely in the running for "gimmick with most wasted potential ever."

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01-22-2013 , 02:50 PM

#12647

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

Maybe Pongo is wet-nursing on the side.

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01-22-2013 , 03:24 PM

#12648

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

suzzer, on behalf of breastfeeders everywhere I am offended that you labeled that post NSFW! The whole point of her post is that breastfeeding should not be NSFW, or NSFanywhere.

edit: Also, I thought draining the lizzard meant taking a piss, but maybe I've just been doing it wrong.

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01-22-2013 , 03:40 PM

#12649

Zacharrrr

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 7,866

yo guys, whole page without any funny einstein references so far. wtf ? pls bring them back.

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01-22-2013 , 04:02 PM

#12650

Apathy

2006/2007 HSNL HU champ

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMor29

A crazy, possibly short(wee(literally "small") does not always imply short in stature, Glaswegians use this as a seemingly arbitrary adjective when describing their fellow Glaswegians, not sure why. e.g. Awrite wee man!), heroin addict is shouting and screaming outside his window, so he turned his lights off and took a basin full of cold water and peeled potato skin and threw it out of his window, soaking the aforementioned heroin addict with cold water and potato peelings. He then shut his window as quickly as he could to avoid detection, after which the heroin addict turned a full 180 degrees and left the area. lol the high rise apartments, lolololol.

It's pretty much exclusively a Glaswegian/central belt thing, largely due to a lower standard of education than elsewhere in Scotland.

Nicely translated but I think the "one huuuuuuuuuundred and eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty" section was a reference to the score of three perfect darts denoting his accuracy with the water basin and potato skins.

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