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Old 03-30-2011, 10:58 PM   #76
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

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Hate pretty much every status update asking you to post it.
Well they're like "Ppl posting this are better people than those who don't...no wait, they're just insecure bitches who wanna feel that way" condescending bs I mean wtf. It's like bragging "I donated $50 to Japan. Did you donate?" pisses me off it's like "Lol it's hot everyone has taken their shirt off. Come on, take your shirt off too!" Jesus **** give me a mother****ing break

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Very sadly, most of you probably won't copy and paste this. Will you do it and leave it on your status for at least an hour??? It's Special Education week, and this is in HONOUR of all the children who need a little extra help, patience & understanding xxx
I'm all for fighting the good fight, contributing to causes out of own will if it's the right thing. Why anonymous donators are noble. When someone doesn't seek recognition or approval for what they do. As long they know it's right or good, then why does the world need to know about it as long it doesn't make a difference. But a person condescending others for not following what they feel is a rightful example or otherwise is not only ignorant but the opposite of what trying to be, a ****ing antihero

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Old 03-31-2011, 12:07 AM   #77
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I hate the vague ones that are just begging for comments like "omg, I'm so upset right now"

Don't have any of those recently, this is the most annoying one I got today:

"See...this is why I shops n the spots I do that end in "trend" like cititrend, shoe trend and my ultimate fav- the thrift store b/c these malls can't fool me!! I can get this bag all day for 8.99 and u want me to give u 78.99???!!!! I ain't trying to put shoes on YO baby feet! Chile pleez. Honey it ain't where u get it- it's how u rock it."
Um, what is wrong with some of you people? Are you retired British librarians humorlessly seething at every piece of human eccentricity that passes across your computer screen? How is the status update above anything other than ****ing hilarious? Goddamn, if you can't look at something like that and just laugh it away good naturedly -- maybe turn parts of it into a local meme -- then I pity you and your annoyance.
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:15 AM   #78
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Great thread idea.

These are all from the same guy...some tardbucket at my school. He likes to post two types of bull****: 1) emo crap with no context and 2) non-funny observations:

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I am so sophisti-c**t!
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Things I don't miss about the US: Ghetto girls having loud conversations that apparently I am required to here and they are required to overly curse in.
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I wish you could come with me and escape, I know you need it as much as I do.
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I miss you.
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Unnoticed.
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Man I feel some kind of way right now. Its a mixture of so many things, so many emotions. Happiness, sadness, anger....I wish I had my friends here with me.
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I hate romantically themed movies, they make me sad. That's why I stick to horror, at least I know my life is better than those being killed. chased and haunted. LOL!
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Thanks a lot life.
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I love the sun. The sun makes me happy. :-)
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So Miss Nebraska won and it totally should have been Miss Arkansas, she was way more talented and she was beat! Random, I know.
These are just his updates from the last ten days! I could go on for pages.
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:16 AM   #79
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Don't have any quotes to post, but the posts I hate the most on FB are the ones of the pregent girls posting daily/weekly pictures of how big their "bump" is getting. I don't give a **** and I certainly don't need to see it.
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:17 AM   #80
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The worst though is people constantly bitching about school, especially if they are lazy and dumb. It's mostly people in gradschool. NOONE GIVES A **** ABOUT HOW LONG YOUR PAPERS ARE.
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:18 AM   #81
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"I tried to keep track of how many people I pissed off in one day... I stopped when I started losing count."

"Posers wear holister... I'm the CA native, I should know."

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Old 03-31-2011, 12:44 AM   #82
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venting about other people's retarded status updates is always very fun
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:50 AM   #83
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all the same guy, all within the past week. Yes, that is a good morning status EVERY ****ING DAY.
Those were from a guy? Really?
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:52 AM   #84
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From a chick who deals drugs for a living and is mostly spun:

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"If you want to succeed in your life, remember this phrase. The past does not equal The future. Because you failed yesterday; or all day today, or a moment ago, or for the last six months; the last 16 years, or the last fifty years of life doesn't mean anything...All that matters is what are you going to do, Right Now." - Anthony Robbins
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Anything is possible. I create healthy habits around things I'm not good at, and become good at them day by day. I can do anything I set my mind to!
Pretty much a steady stream of this stuff.


And these from my original thread inspirer:

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In route to Beach on the coast foe some Whale watching, hiking &, of course, geocaching. Perfect plans on a perfectly beautiful day with my sweetie!! Sending positive energy and all my love to family in
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I FINALLY got on my Wii to start My Fitness Coach tonight, I was not happy with myself...time to get in gear again.
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AS if 4 jobs is not enough I have a new partnership venture tempting me AND I am ruminating about the VLOG I plan to start very, very soon...Can you say "over-achieving-multi-tasker"?
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Old 03-31-2011, 12:56 AM   #85
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Fail on at least 2 levels. The most frustrating one I have seen yet - I deserve a medal for not replying to that status.
This was posted by someone in MSNL a bit back:

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Old 03-31-2011, 01:00 AM   #86
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This guy is 42 and still living with his parents.
That is seriously awesome.
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:01 AM   #87
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got my ps3 slim off kijiji red deer. kid kinda looked gangster. I find out he's a northsidewankster because he left some of his own raps on it, plus messages of drug dealing through ps3 online. i laughed pretty hard at some of the messages; " yo, mom's making me goto bed, court tomorrow, & im gettin a switchblade". "goof i want my 5 dollars i'll smash you"... like forreal? so funny
* actually kinda funny

Feels greedy in the friends department.. because I have ALL the BEST ones!!! ♥
* obviously some girl

Dear bottom railway tracks please stop cutting up my gums!! It's only been two hours since I've had you and we need to have a loving relationship to make it through the next 7+ months!
*another dumb girl

Yo straight up *****! if i ****ing find out that what ur saying is a ****ing lie, yo tomorrow im coming down there to **** u up... cause u ****ed with the wrong *****! dont think because im nice that u can **** me over and me not get bent about it! cause if thats what u think, then ur sorely mistaken cause i will **** ur **** up u dumb ****!!!! real talk!!!
* this girl is ****ing nuts, she takes every quiz about herself, and posts like 100's of self taken pix of herself, doing all those annoying as **** , im trying to look sexy faces.
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:03 AM   #88
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loll at the 11 one, amazing

someone realllly needed to go "its not working for me it equals 105. hmmm "
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:06 AM   #89
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A good test of size of your faith is how much bad news you can hear without being consumed with fear (Psa 112:7-8) #OWNit365
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There is one prerequisite for getting into God's "Wisdom 101" class -- cultivating a biblical fear of the Lord (Psa 111:10) #OWNit365
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Christ sits & waits. The Father promised & is fulfilling. The world will bow. Case closed. (Psa 110:1) #OWNit365
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God's prophets nail it 100% of the time. False prophets get things wrong. (Deut 18:22) #OWNit365
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Daily Bible reading is our spiritual CARDIO workout. It exercises & protects our HEARTS. (Deut 17:19-20) #OWNit365
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Guy from high school who was one of the smartest kids, now apparently a type-A over-achieving preacher. Sometimes he's quiet for months, then a stream of this starts flowing non-stop. I always assume there's something going wrong in his homelife when this happens - if we can just crack the code...
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:07 AM   #90
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I love the sun. The sun makes me happy. :-)
These are the "updates" that piss me off the most. They drive me insane.

I think the saddest (but still most annoying) updates are from homemakers who clearly never have anything even remotely interesting happen to them, yet for some reason, they feel obligated to tell me about the minutiae of their day:

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Made the kids hamburgers for dinner. YUMMM!
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Back from the grocery store. Bought too much chocolate! LOL!!!
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Laundry time!

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Old 03-31-2011, 01:14 AM   #91
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any of those 'mind-blowers' that just involve basic algebra skills to demystify

the attention-whoring with a short, sad update that ends in an ellipsis. "i give up..." "some things never change..."

any completely meaningless and trite expression that tries to be passed off as profound. a recent one was like "strength isn't about how much you can handle before you break, it's about how much you can handle after you break". there is just no logic in there whatsoever, and this was one of the most-liked statuses i'd ever come across.

chain statuses. "post this for one hour if you love jesus and aren't ashamed to show it!!" why don't you try some self-flagelation next time

girls that participate in secret breast cancer awareness status bombs, thinking they're actually accomplishing a ****ing thing

daily minutiae doesn't really get to me. reminds me of phone calls. remember phone calls?
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:18 AM   #92
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These are the "updates" that piss me off the most. They drive me insane.

I think the saddest (but still most annoying) updates are from homemakers who clearly never have anything even remotely interesting happen to them, yet for some reason, they feel obligated to tell me about the minutiae of their day:
i honestly feel stupid for these ppl, i try to picture them sitting on comp, and actually typing this ****, like wtf is the point?
or when ppl instantly post any problem they run into.
"omg , my toaster stopped working!!!! worst eva!!"
like stfu, throw it in the garbage, head to walmart and get a new one for 15.99
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:56 AM   #93
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Had a wonderful but kinda lame night last night lol i hate being tickled but whatever it was still a good time Lol i loved the text he sent me when he got home it was supper sweet but why is ie every says i look a lot like Eva Mendez???? i don't think i do but whatev shes a hottie
Reading this made me want to kill a kitten
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:00 AM   #94
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...all the same girl, all she does is post annoying angry crap... if I didnt **** her years ago I would have unfriended her by now
nice brag
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:08 AM   #95
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The baby has finally gone to bed. Time for some me time. Being a mommy is the most important job in the world!
These types of posts are usually followed by a bunch of "You go girl", "You do have the toughest job in the world" and "Take a break. You deserve it" type posts.
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:16 AM   #96
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most recent one on my feed

How did Mandela get the will to surpass the everyday?When injustice had him caged and trapped in every way?How did Gandhi ever withstand the hunger strikes and all?Didn't do it to gain power or money if I recall.

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Old 03-31-2011, 02:27 AM   #97
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how about people getting angry because you won't friend them? oh, all these posts are annoying,

but here's another aspect... these are actual quotes from messages i have gotten on fb after pressing "not now" on the friend requests...

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i know you personally why all the hesitation accepting my request **** i known you for over 20 years it's me tony
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I can't believe you completely disregarded my request or even answered my email wow dude it's all good hope you realize just trying to network with you. I never did anything to you or ever disrespected you
ok, weird dude i hardly ever talked to my whole life and who is in and out of jail and not a friend of mine at all. wow.
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:27 AM   #98
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note: ALL facebook status updates are dumb and very narcissistic -- even having a facebook page is narcissistic.
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:31 AM   #99
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The baby has finally gone to bed. Time for some me time. Being a mommy is the most important job in the world!
jesus that's horrible
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Old 03-31-2011, 02:39 AM   #100
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most recent one on my feed

How did Mandela get the will to surpass the everyday?When injustice had him caged and trapped in every way?How did Gandhi ever withstand the hunger strikes and all?Didn't do it to gain power or money if I recall.

Maybe you already know this but these are song lyrics fwiw. She didn't come up with this herself. Good song though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APw9ES0JpZo
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