Originally Posted by thisisintense

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.


SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'


MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.


SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'


MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.


SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'If you must know, I make $20 an hour.'


SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.


SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?"


The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'


The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door...


The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?


After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'
Are you asleep, son?' She asked.


'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'
I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.


The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.


'Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'


The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.


It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love ♥


mommy has anger problems if every little thing sets her off

Originally Posted by Hey_Porter

This type of stuff should have its own category, but extremely overweight relative constantly posts crap like this: (NSFW language)



Without touching the veracity of the pictures claim, relative, and I imagine most people posting this stuff, are NOT equivalent to Marilyn Monroe (size or otherwise), nor the other "healthy" women that they are constantly posting. These women are "healthy." You are simply gigantic. My problem is not that these women are overweight (I am too), but that they are somehow convincing themselves that it is ok and healthy and using this whole big-and-beautiful as an excuse not to exercise and to eat taco bell every day.

Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

The evening arrived; the boys took their places. The master, in his cook's uniform....

Originally Posted by FlyWf

In a somewhat related piece:


Uhh, that chick in the middle ain't a size 12.

Originally Posted by CopTHIS

Godamn, that post about the cups has given me a huge boner. I vote for more from this blonde.

Originally Posted by Dids

I am 100% serious when I say this. This is like the 5th or so post I've read from you this morning that was just impossibly stupid. If you got past like the 6th word this was obviously a joke. You are either back on drugs, or your brain is ****ed up without them- but go see a ****ing doctor or get help in some fashion.

Originally Posted by CapitalSee

"One day a man jumped off the Golden Gate bridge. When the police went searching through his house afterward, they found a note. It read: 'Today I will walk to the bridge. If anyone smiles at me, I won't jump.' I make a point to smile at everyone now." Now I don't feel so stupid for the fact that I often smile at strangers. I don't care if I make you feel awkward, cuz it could be saving someone else's life. The end."