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Doesnt belong in this thread too much, but some random kid has made his 16th birthday party an "open for friends"-event on FB. After about 35 hours there are already 11k people invited :-D

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06-19-2012 , 04:41 AM

#7502

springzz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,851

lol i'm going, see ya there

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06-19-2012 , 12:52 PM

#7503

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

"Open for friends except for Jerry Sandusky" would be safer.

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06-19-2012 , 01:00 PM

#7504

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,255

The bar is getting higher for reposting stupid garbage.

zomg 3 min!!!

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06-19-2012 , 01:16 PM

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BiiiiigChips

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Originally Posted by Josem

To be fair, each of the posts he made at each moment seems pretty reasonable, except perhaps the last one. If you find out you're going to be a father, that seems facebook-worthy.

1st one is reasonable and that's about it. 2 and 3 aren't any where close to being reasonable facebook posts. Why would you put that s***t on facebook?

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06-19-2012 , 02:03 PM

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TBadr

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,669

Posted by really hot and attractive ... naaah i kiiid i kiiid.

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06-19-2012 , 02:08 PM

#7507

Shark Sandwich

1-2-teddied

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 20,503

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Originally Posted by TBadr

Posted by really hot and attractive ... naaah i kiiid i kiiid.

I like to put my hands on a firm tight ass, but whatever helps the lumbering shoggoth sleep at night...

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06-19-2012 , 02:13 PM

#7508

mutigers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 37,175

That cheating marine wife meme was terrible for 24 hours

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06-19-2012 , 02:22 PM

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timeforheroes

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,899

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

Women who look like that don't get murdered.

"It's the ugly ones who always turn up alive"- Frankie Boyle

He was referring to children though.

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06-19-2012 , 02:43 PM

#7510

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

That "curvy" girl looks damn good iyam. She looks like Kate Upton.

There's no way in hell whoever posted that weighs within 50 pounds of that image. Hell, 80.

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06-19-2012 , 03:18 PM

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Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

That "curvy" girl looks damn good iyam. She looks like Kate Upton.

not doin your point any favors with that comparison on OOT

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06-19-2012 , 03:33 PM

#7512

Jzo19

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Originally Posted by mutigers5591

That cheating marine wife meme was terrible for 24 hours

this . took a hilarious turn when guy was found out to be a fraud tho .

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06-19-2012 , 05:01 PM

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Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

This guy changed his FB name to [First Name] VOTE OBAMA [Last Name]

His entire feed is mostly insufferable (even if you were to agree with his politics, I'm sure you find the same result), but this one was pretty amazing:

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I am sorry but I just got to say this. Most of the people who are unemployed today (not all of them of course...but most of them) is not bit more looking for a job than the man in the moon! I have two jobs and employers call me every week to come to work. I turn down about two or three interviews a week because I always apply for at least 3 jobs a week...whether I am employed or not! Why? So that I keep my name in the job market...you never know what will happen at your company tomorrow. Oh and Monique Labielle, remember her? She dont have a job because her big racist ass didnt wanna to work...SORRY! The truth hurts!

I have no idea how to react to this one:

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Well, I had the kitty litter **** chunks shocked out of me today by my kids. I was at work so depressed because I hadnt heard from my kids for Fathers Day, and knew I wouldn't when I looked online and saw that my son wrote Happy Fathers Day on my facebook wall. I must confess that I started crying right at my desk at work. Then I get a message on my phone from my youngest daughter asking me to call her. She said Happy Father's Day Daddy, and I need you to come by here because we have a gift for you. I just said thank you baby I love you, but I had to quickly hang up because I was all choked up...Then I sign on to facebook just now and see my oldest daughter has made me her profile picture! WOW! I know this may not be much to you because you may have gotten some huge expensive gift, and your kids are with you right now. But for me, it has been extremely rough since my ex-wife walked out on me, and divorced me. I am not privileged to know anything about the kids that I raised and never walked out on. Thats really hard, and to try and show the kids that you love them when you dont show up to the teacher conferences, open house, basketball games or anything else because not only do you not know what school they attend, but your not told about any of their activities...So for my kids to do the small things that they did today makes me the proudest, and happiest FATHER AND DAD in the world!! I LOVE YOU AJ, KYTISHA, AND ALEXIS!

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DAMN! I got bored and taped my fingers together now I have this insatiable desire to be hog tied and spanked! Maybe have my hair pulled too! Oh I forgot...I aint got no hair!

Beginning to think this is just a troll account, but I'm not entirely sure. Picked it up when some of my friends shared a photo he posted.

Further investigation has me thinking this guy may actually be real judging from comments and other stuff. I'd rather not read it anymore.

Last edited by Karak; 06-19-2012 at 05:08 PM.

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06-19-2012 , 05:05 PM

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Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

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He's right about Patti LaBelle, she is pretty lazy.

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06-19-2012 , 05:11 PM

#7515

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,255

How to keep your name in the job market:

1. Apply to 3 jobs a week
2. Turn down the interviews

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06-19-2012 , 06:56 PM

#7516

fezjones

banned

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trolol

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06-19-2012 , 06:57 PM

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EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

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I had to reread the part about applying for 3 jobs a week while he already has a job (two jobs!) and isn't even planning to quit. He's a real go-getter for sure.

But that coupled with the emo father's day post... The guy needs to feel loved, all the time. By his kids and by companies he has no intention of working for. You should tell him you love him.

Last edited by EvilSteve; 06-19-2012 at 07:06 PM.

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06-19-2012 , 07:02 PM

#7518

fezjones

banned

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ya cheating marine wife meme. real lol

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06-19-2012 , 07:11 PM

#7519

PhatPots

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,934

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Originally Posted by LKJ

It perhaps wasn't one of the worst ones, but basically every post asking for their post to go viral can be auto-dinged as bad. It's hard to imagine an exception to this.

+1

Any post asking to be reposted is very very bad. The one about Loving your daughter "Its daughter weeks, if you have an amazing daughter who blah blah, Repost if you have any amazing daughter or know someone who does!"

Same with siblings, mother's etc. All rubbish and I would never/have never reposted any of it. Although I did start a mocking one once. It went something like "Today is Couch day! If you have a couch that is comfortable to sit on and watch TV or sometimes just have a nap on, and is just there for you after a long hard day! Repost if you have a couch that you love!"

The mocking status was inresponse to the flood of brother/sister viral posts my FB feed had

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06-19-2012 , 07:12 PM

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Jzo19

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re: the cheating wife meme . it was fake ,the guy made a fake profile and used some random brazilian models pic

http://saminsanity.blogspot.com/2012...ard-truth.html

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06-19-2012 , 07:24 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,268

Find out if your friends like these awful things/people with one click!

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06-19-2012 , 08:06 PM

#7522

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Find out if your friends like these awful things/people with one click!

Lets see, how many of my friends like...
Nickelback: 4
Crocs: 1
Guy Fieri: 0
John Mayer: 0
Paris Hilton: 0
Two and a Half Men: 1 (also likes Nickelback)
Glenn Beck: 1 (also likes Two and a Half Men and Nickelback)
Kim Kardashian: 1
Chris Brown: 1 (also likes Nickelback)
Larry The Cable Guy: 0
Fox News: 1
Ashton Kutcher: 0
Entourage: 2
Rush Limbaugh: 1
ED HARDY: 0
Whitney: 0
Mike "The Situation": 0
Creed: 0
guy who looks kinda like Dane Cook, maybe?: "The server found your request confusing and isn't sure how to proceed."
Jack And Jill: 0
50 Shades of Grey Trilogy Fan Page: 0
George W. Bush: 0
Black Eyed Peas: 1

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06-19-2012 , 08:14 PM

#7523

fezjones

banned

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thought this exchange was kinda lol. btw tiff and emily are fb whores that just upload semi nude pictures of themselves, tiff being the worst offender