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This is similar to the people that announce they put someone else on ignore on the forum.

I give everyone a three strike rule before block and/or deleting them. Most people that get one strike disappear within 24-48 hours.

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03-30-2011 , 06:05 PM

#52

Phildo

doesn't watch the games

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22,773

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Originally Posted by Zeth

Quavers: If I forget what year it is, at least I'm covered if I remember my birth year and my age!

i got 2010. wtf

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03-30-2011 , 06:08 PM

#53

nullspace

banned

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,858

Sometimes I wonder why it is that some of us are so annoyed by other people's acts of self-expression (be it on facebook, or in real life). Perhaps there is some greater psychological meaning behind this all, or perhaps we are simply annoyed by others for no clear reason. I'm thinking that it may have to do with jealousy at some subconscious level. Perhaps we are envious of the fact that others are so willing to express themselves, while we are more hesitant to do so. Perhaps everyone reading and posting in this thread is a jealous wannabe attention whore (myself included). Who knows...

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03-30-2011 , 06:09 PM

#54

areaman

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Originally Posted by nullspace

Location: Canada

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03-30-2011 , 06:10 PM

#55

Phildo

doesn't watch the games

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22,773

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Originally Posted by nullspace

this is the best status yet!

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03-30-2011 , 06:11 PM

#56

nuisance

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LOL the only people who really annoy me on FB are the people who constantly complain about their ****ty life but never do anything about it.

Like I said earlier lately my FB news feeds have been mostly people posting music videos.

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03-30-2011 , 06:19 PM

#57

DrVanNostrin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,402

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Originally Posted by Zeth

On three separate occasions I have seen an "I love my boyfriend sooo much!" post (husband once actually), followed within 24 hours by relationship status being changed to single.

was the 'i love my bf' post deleted?

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Originally Posted by oddjob

i just assume that couples that profess their love over FB, are in a sham relationship.

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03-30-2011 , 06:26 PM

#58

hotdogfallacy

banned

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,180

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Originally Posted by randomrules

Why bother?

she sounds hot

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03-30-2011 , 07:13 PM

#59

deucedeuces

old hand

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,730

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Originally Posted by dumb girl

i can't be afraid to let go. letting go doesn't mean that i'm weak, but that i'm strong. god already has something better planned for my future.

my reply: lucky us we live in a country where god cares about our futures instead of one of those countries where he lets children starve to death.

there's tons more like this from bunches of idiots on FB and i will stop there.

i'm pretty sure i have been defriended by a few people for making replies like the one above lol. good riddance morans.

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03-30-2011 , 07:23 PM

#60

MikeyObviously

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,266

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Originally Posted by nullspace

I do think there is merit to this, but also this:

People with perception/awareness tend to analyze what makes people make these updates in the first place. The result of this analysis is often unflattering to the FB status poster eg: low intelligence, pseudo intelligence, narcissism, humble bragging, shallowness etc. The motives can also be positive though, like making people laugh and just wanting to share articles/youtubes.

So basically...reading things like FB posts, and old school reading peoples AIM away messages, can give insight into that person (even though they weren't meaning to or they were trying to send off a different vibe than received)

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03-30-2011 , 08:23 PM

#61

Lagtastic

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,794

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NEEDS SOME CHAPSTICK ASAP LIKE YESTERDAY, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

I'M SICK OF BEIN BROKE AS ****/SICK DRIVIN BUSTED VWS..I WANT A NEW M6/SICK OF ROCKIN CLOTHES WIT STAINS ON EM/I WANT A ****IN STACK GO IN THE CLUB..MAKE IT RAIN ON EM/WHO THE **** REALLY WANT TO BE BROKE/I KNOW ITS A PHRASE..BUT I DON'T TAKE IT AS A JOKE

SPRING FORWARD BITCHES!!!

PIZZA DIPPED IN RANCH DRESSING = BANGER!!

WHAT A ****IN NIGHT WOW

MAC MUTHA ****A BETTA GIT IT RIGHT BIIIIIITCH

HAHAHAHA so funny LMAO!

ANGER IS A GIFT

IS IT 7 O'CLOCK YET DAMN!!

FML FML FML!

From oldest to most recent, all within the last ~10 days. Note the all caps. Obviously I got this guy blocked from my newsfeed but check in from time to time to lol

dude is 30, hasn't had a steady job ever (drugs, shockingly, play a part in that) and is just an all around strange guy

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03-30-2011 , 08:23 PM

#62

wickedman

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 508

Guy puts up this stuff on his Facebook, it's pretty interesting to say the least. I would say he has ~15-20 or so. Classics like, "Books are useless when TV exists.".

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03-30-2011 , 08:25 PM

#63

therightdeal

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Young girls who constantly update their status about their relationship.

Just **** away off and jump over a cliff. Nobody gives a rats ass about your relationship you piece of ****.

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03-30-2011 , 08:33 PM

#64

roundroom

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 585

people on twitter who people itt need to follow

@thesulk
@thefatjew
@robdelaney

all comedians, you can thank me later...

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03-30-2011 , 08:35 PM

#65

jjshabado

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drained and draining... hoping this means my sinuses will soon be clear and the headaches will stop!

Who the **** cares? I think this is the same person who posted regular updates about their hysterectomy.

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03-30-2011 , 09:24 PM

#66

solids

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,853

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Originally Posted by some chick who, ironically, is a senior copywriter at a top ad agency in NYC

is, ironically enough, GTL-ing and watching the season finale of Jersey Shore tonight.

From a few days ago...

Came pretty close to de-friending her.

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03-30-2011 , 09:26 PM

#67

sledghammer

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,120

Wow these are awesome. I might use some of these as updates.

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03-30-2011 , 09:35 PM

#68

Hardball47

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FB is wonderful for allowing people the opportunity to put their immediate thoughts in digital form to be forever immortalized in the sea of mostly garbage data that is the internet. It paints an almost surreal picture of the state of mankind when the majority of FB updates are full of inane drivel leaving one in a state of desire to jam a screwdriver into their own eye socket.

^Although that's my post here, it looks an awful lot like a FB status update (it's less than 420 characters, too)

Hm.... At the risk of being defriended by a few.... Oh well, firing away.

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03-30-2011 , 09:36 PM

#69

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

Loves doing several reps of a machine at the gym, and the some tough dudes come along marveling at the weight and make bets with each other that they can do one

at least he got **** for that one

I have a lot of them, admittedly. I do get told all the time by my friends "ZOMG i love your status updates!" and at least 50% of the time I make an effort to put something clever or funny on there, so I think that redeems a lot of my crap. But seriously, if it bothers you, just block it out of your newsfeed. Don't go all tiltmonkey over it.

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03-30-2011 , 09:43 PM

#70

Case Closed

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 19,112

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Originally Posted by JessterCPA

This guy is 42 and still living with his parents.

There is a lot of truth and sadness in his post. You should awkwardly like his post.

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03-30-2011 , 09:51 PM

#71

GambleGamble

The Godfather of Buffalo

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,993

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Cancer doesn't take a person It takes a mother, father, grandma, grandpa, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, cousin, a lover, a soulmate a friend, past, present and future and a piece A piece of everyone they knew, how they touched our lives Cancer takes one life AND all other lives around it All of the things in the world to fight for We still haven't found a cure Take the funding for politics and nonsense and shove it!

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I really hate how some things in life are just not fair. It's not even a childish statement. Why are some things one way and others another. Even as an adult I still believe that "it's not fair" and I always will. Some of the best people in the world suffer and it's not freaking fair that we can't do anything about it. We are forced to just accept it and I refuse to!

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They say god works in mysterious ways Be that as it may, I still do not understand or accept why horrible things have to happen. I get good, bad and balance and blah blah blah Why can 2 people, same problem, one survives one doesn't, I don't believe it's because they prayed to some god about survival. The world needs to be informed that enough is enough with the cancer, the suffering, the hostility the nonsense!

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I can't believe I have to go through all of this BS because of the incompetence of others. If this is what it's come to the hell with it!

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I like my agression up front where I can see it and deal with it. I'm tired of the weak-minded passive-aggressive bull**** that people fling while claiming to be "non-confrontational". Anyone who can't confront/address issues head-on isn't someone I care to spend much time in the company of.

...all the same girl, all she does is post annoying angry crap... if I didnt **** her years ago I would have unfriended her by now

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03-30-2011 , 09:51 PM

#72

CBorders

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"Worked out arms today"

"Gym"

"Gotta have my protein"

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03-30-2011 , 10:29 PM

#73

El Diablo

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All,

Surprised this one hasn't been posted:

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All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancer's ass. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour.

Hate pretty much every status update asking you to post it.

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03-30-2011 , 10:49 PM

#74

therightdeal

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"Going into town"

"Arriving in town"

"Getting on the bus"

"On the bus"

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03-30-2011 , 10:55 PM

#75

DukeSucks

maverick avatar mechanic

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 8,687

I hate the vague ones that are just begging for comments like "omg, I'm so upset right now"

Don't have any of those recently, this is the most annoying one I got today:

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See...this is why I shops n the spots I do that end in "trend" like cititrend, shoe trend and my ultimate fav- the thrift store b/c these malls can't fool me!! I can get this bag all day for 8.99 and u want me to give u 78.99???!!!! I ain't trying to put shoes on YO baby feet! Chile pleez. Honey it ain't where u get it- it's how u rock it.

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