idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses - Page 295 - Other Topics Forum - Discuss Pop Culture, Arts and Entertainment

Two Plus Two Forums 2+2 Communities Other Other Topics

idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 295 of 1710

First

95 195 245 275 285 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 305 315 345 395 495 795 1295

Last

Page 295 of 1710

First

95 195 245 275 285 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 305 315 345 395 495 795 1295

Last

06-13-2012 , 12:24 AM

#7351

Keyser.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 11,711

This guy is serious, which is sad, but I think he has some level of mental impairment. Or maybe just dumb, I really don't know.

Quote

06-13-2012 , 12:29 AM

#7352

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

You don't want the America door hitting you or falling on you. That thing is massive.

Quote

06-13-2012 , 12:38 AM

#7353

AwesomeO

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 779

Maybe someone took his jerb?

Quote

06-13-2012 , 12:40 AM

#7354

dlk9s

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 22,502

I should add that in the post I made above, the picture did not follow the "read on" part of the quote above it. They were two separate entries.

Quote

06-13-2012 , 01:16 AM

#7355

Keyser.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 11,711

No one cares about your post. We're talking about mine now.

Quote

06-13-2012 , 01:48 AM

#7356

ninetynine99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 9,238

Actually, the discussion has moved on to my post now.

Last edited by ninetynine99; 06-13-2012 at 01:49 AM. Reason: sorry about that

Quote

06-13-2012 , 02:17 AM

#7357

lagdonk

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,861

And now me.

I like this game.

So how do we feel about grilling?

Quote

06-13-2012 , 03:13 AM

#7358

Burdzthewurd

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 12,179

So I don't see mommyjacking too often on my newsfeed, but did see an Auntiejacking, where this girl hijacked my friend's status update about her kid to brag about her niece's recent birthday.

Quote

06-13-2012 , 07:56 AM

#7359

dlk9s

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 22,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser.

No one cares about your post. We're talking about mine now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninetynine99

Actually, the discussion has moved on to my post now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagdonk

And now me.

I like this game.

So how do we feel about grilling?

Quote

06-13-2012 , 09:26 AM

#7360

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

grilling is me

Quote

06-13-2012 , 09:58 PM

#7361

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

I have a problem with people saying, "my wife," instead of their spouse's name, so in emails I run into the problem of saying, "Megan, my wife, and I..." which always makes me feel like I am in some sort of weird relationship. Any suggestions for this person who is apparently very bad at english.

Quote

06-13-2012 , 10:01 PM

#7362

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

she's right though. dlk loves eating meat.

Quote

06-13-2012 , 10:01 PM

#7363

tyler_cracker

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 15,828

um, yeah, this is why people just say "my wife".

Quote

06-13-2012 , 10:10 PM

#7364

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

What's wrong with "My wife Megan and I..." (be sure to leave off the comma)

Quote

06-13-2012 , 10:40 PM

#7365

Yads

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,981

I've posted stuff from this girl before.

"Am a complicated girly girl. I like having flowers...so I've had 3 tattooed on me, I hate bugs...except the cool kinds like spiders, I like pink... like my motorbike helmet, I like having pretty blond hair...and shaving different parts of my head."

7 comments and 4 likes. It's worth noting that this girl can barely carry a conversation irl.

Quote

06-13-2012 , 10:42 PM

#7366

jjshabado

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,732

Quote:

Originally Posted by GMan42

What's wrong with "My wife Megan and I..." (be sure to leave off the comma)

Wait, what's wrong with saying "My wife and I"?

Quote

06-13-2012 , 10:46 PM

#7367

GusJohnsonGOAT

SESwamiGOAT

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15,806

Quote:

Originally Posted by GMan42

What's wrong with "My wife Megan and I..." (be sure to leave off the comma)

Removing the commas (one after "wife" and "Megan") is grammatically incorrect. Your wife's name is additional information that can be left out of the sentence.

Quote

06-13-2012 , 11:44 PM

#7368

dlk9s

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 22,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

she's right though. dlk loves eating meat.

I do...wait...why you little...

Quote

06-14-2012 , 07:54 AM

#7369

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

Quote:

Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT

Removing the commas (one after "wife" and "Megan") is grammatically incorrect. Your wife's name is additional information that can be left out of the sentence.

Yes, but it removes the ambiguity that he's trying to avoid. The grammar nit thread is that way ---->

Quote

06-14-2012 , 09:40 AM

#7370

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

"Take my wife, Megan, please" just isn't funny.

Quote

06-14-2012 , 01:25 PM

#7371

Josem

human chemical weapon

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 18,190

Put Megan in brackets?

Quote

06-14-2012 , 01:41 PM

#7372

steve1238

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,631

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

"Take my wife, Megan, please" just isn't funny.

It was when Rodney Dangerfield said it 40 years ago.

Quote

06-14-2012 , 02:24 PM

#7373

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

"Take my wife, Megan, please" just isn't funny.

You need more of a pause before 'please'. I'd go with "Take my wife, Megan. Please!" And asking Megan to take your wife adds an extra layer of hilarity over asking a guy to take your wife.

Quote

06-14-2012 , 10:15 PM

#7374

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

the really horrible thing is if i purged my friends list of this kind of thing, i'd maybe have 20 people left

i really wanna know where they got 66% from

also, pretty leet "say's"

Quote

06-14-2012 , 10:19 PM

#7375

GusJohnsonGOAT

SESwamiGOAT

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15,806

Let's be honest. If someone is dumb enough to make up a ridiculous story like that to try getting their religious views across, he or she is probably not very smart. I'd expect nothing less than a slew of grammatical errors.

Quote

Page 295 of 1710

First

95 195 245 275 285 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 305 315 345 395 495 795 1295

Last

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 295 of 1710

First

95 195 245 275 285 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 305 315 345 395 495 795 1295

Last