How about stfunewagemoonbats? Seriously, dude?

Just in case you feel like learning more: http://tomkenyon.com/transition-states-of-consciousness

This makes me so angry.

Hmm, I guess my son uoykcuf is going to have some issues.

#thinlyveiledbrag

my contribution: this girl i know who works in hollywood as some ****ty assistant. in a nutshell she is ugly and overweight and wears a ****ton of makeup and posts about how "fabulous" and "glamorous" her life is. she's nice, but pretty dumb. she's also basically stuck in the 1940s, constantly posting about how beautiful and amazing old hollywood stars were. examples:

^^ she sounds like she'd give a fabulous blow job.

i also hate it when ppl post pictures of half eaten ****ty looking meals they've eaten. for some reason this tilts the fk out of me.

Just a little creepy:

Wow, I feel so very bad for those kids. Don't parents know that this **** is going to be around the kids for their entire lives?

My prediction is that will be the least of those kids' worries.

P-day, 2008ish: the day parents found Facebook will live in infamy.

this was the best one I found on stfucouples:



"I have a suggestion for T’s next drama-bomb, 'Birth control: know it, use it, love it'

From the submitter:

After high school she became pregnant for the first time by N. She found out that N was cheating on her and was just a general douche. At about this time she got together with C. He raised her child as his own and did a really good job taking care of her. After a year or so they started to have problems and she was sleeping with N and C and she became pregnant again during this time. C took responsibility for the baby #2 as well and just decided that he didn’t want to know if he was the father or not because it didn’t make a difference to him. About 2 years ago A and C got married and became pregnant with baby #3. Shortly after baby #3 was born A left C again for N. Only this time they decided to all live together in a communal type situation where they would all raise the children together. C is only subjecting himself to this because since he is not the biological father of the first boy, and it is questionable with the second boy he would have no legal rights to visitation in the event of a full seperation. When the 2 older boys are asked about the living situation they state that the two men are “kinda their dads and kinda their uncles” She is now 25 and pregnant with baby #4. Baby #4 is also N’s. I just hope for poor C’s sake that the walls in their house aren’t to thin…"

Awesome

I am sure it's already been stated, but ANY status that ends with "I bet most of you will not be brave enough to post this as your status for one hour", or "If you agree post this as your status for one hour" tilts me severely.

This thread gets stronger with every page.

Apparently some people make Facebook pages for their animals and actually regularly update the statuses as if it were the animal typing.

i think thats much funnier/redeeming that most of things in this thread

How is having a job where you see a lot of people's names written out a brag? Maybe you thought I was saying I have a ton of friends or something.

I'm starting to see FB as everyone's own personal OOT(99% ******, 1% funny), except all the users are family members, acquaintances, and friends of friends.

*but (sorry, couldn't help it)

sry couldnt halp it

Touché sir.

yeah read it as "I know a lot of people"

would like to redact my post and make it "heavily veiled beat"

Daniel for mod.

Also, +1 to the guy who said he blocks 90% of his friends status

You guys inspired me. I just posted on my own FB wall for the first time in forever(that's how you do it right?)

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Does anyone hear have a strong opinion about Barack Obama or the war in the middle east? *~rememba; use your dreams to soar as high as you can and never stop giving up in believing~*

EDIT: I had no ****ing idea you were allowed to 'like' anything you said. That shouldn't be allowed but needless to say I liked the **** out of my comment.

Quote this post and say LOL if you liked it

this girl is short, fat, dumb, and posts nonstop about how much she parties. she even added "snooki" to her middle name on facebook.