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04-22-2011 , 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
Everyone's grammar sucks on Facebook. I nit it up on 2+2 on egregious errors but I expect more out of 2+2 than my Facebook friends. It's probably a really bad idea to call out grammatical errors on Facebook. Bigtime -LifeEV. Just let it go. At this age, people like that are basically done learning.
a little offtopic, bust just too funny.
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04-22-2011 , 05:13 PM
lol wow
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04-22-2011 , 05:14 PM
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Had an awesome time last night. I can definitely see myself getting accustomed to it.
Yesterday at 9:40am
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What was a great week went SOUTH really damn quick. Misleading, liars, bull****ters, vague, rude, inconsiderate people who have no clue stay the **** away from me!
2 hours ago
Same drug dealer chick who's really into Tony Robbins.
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04-22-2011 , 05:15 PM
How did he miss, "your dad and me"?
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04-22-2011 , 05:15 PM
Hahaha awesome.

Wasting a bunch of time on the internet has made me immune to most of the common stuff like there/their/theyres unless its used in some spot where the misuser is calling out the intelligence of someone else. I'd never call out anyone on FB for spelling errors unless they were a close friend who knows Id bust their balls about it.

There's probably been like 3 times in several years I've been impulsive enough to call out someone on FB I'm not close with in comment form. And I'm pretty sure I deleted every comment right after when I realized "it's just not worth it," so it becomes a kinda funny thing when they get the email that I "ghost posted" **** talk to them. Never got any replies back in any form, haha.

How often are any of you getting in digs on any of these people?

EDIT: That spelling spew battle is amazing.
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04-22-2011 , 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
At this age, people like that are basically done learning.
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04-22-2011 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by trontron
a little offtopic, bust just too funny.
hahaha this is amazing. that guy has some serious balls to do that. ive been tempted to do that from time to time but can never pull the trigger. minus life ev for sure as prohornblower said

Last edited by hockeyhero31; 04-22-2011 at 05:29 PM.
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04-22-2011 , 05:21 PM
Oh man I've been tempted soooo many times when chicks post stuff like "Well that sucked" or "Fake people suck!". So many times...
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04-22-2011 , 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
This reminds me though of something funny. My childhood best friend barely uses FB but he finally posted a pic with the caption "theirs my pic!". He's married now (I don't know his wife) so I looked at her page at photos and stuff and she's a fan of the facebook page "knowing the difference between there, they're, and their!"
this t-shirt can be yours for a mere $5

http://www.threadless.com/product/29...re_Their_There

(use of the link is free)
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04-22-2011 , 07:07 PM
Failbooking is pretty awesome too:

http://failbook.failblog.org/category/Featured-Fail/

This seems like one of the few times to post about your kids pooping:

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04-22-2011 , 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by neuroman
this t-shirt can be yours for a mere $5

http://www.threadless.com/product/29...re_Their_There

(use of the link is free)
Does anyone understand what the pics on this shirt actually are? I cant tell at all.
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04-22-2011 , 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Oh man I've been tempted soooo many times when chicks post stuff like "Well that sucked" or "Fake people suck!". So many times...
i've been "liking" those updates. my fav was when a girl's status changed to single, at least 5 of us "liked" that. she went on a rampage talking about how she had to learn about the break-up through FB
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04-22-2011 , 07:18 PM
from one of those guys that spams your inbox promoting club tickets and stupid crap like that:

"Dear Friends, first off id like to thank all of you who have come to support me with buying electronics off me from _____, or tix for _____, or referring my _______ business. However to the rest of you who don't, consider this: if you owned say a bakery and u were across the city or more expensive I would STILL buy from u and support, its better than some random guy down the street getting my money"

immediately followed by:

"And for the record ill always sell cheaper electronics than the competition! Lil known fact, Jews aren't actually cheap. They jus hesitant to spend money to a random non-Jew. They spend it with each other! They are also often wealthy....see the correlation?"
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04-22-2011 , 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Gildwulf
Amazing blog called 'STFU parents' that screenshots a lot of themes discussed in this thread:

http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/

Example: parents bitching about how hard it is to have super smart babies
Haha that site is good.



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04-22-2011 , 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by stringbetter
Haha that site is good.



Wow. That's quite the sick burn.
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04-22-2011 , 07:38 PM
How women have any female friends is beyond me.
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04-22-2011 , 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
That site is pretty good. They have things called "Mommyjacking" where moms just totally ignore someone's update and talk about their kid. I read one where a girl was like "Uggg, horrible day! My life is so hard!" and someone responded with "Cheer up! I'm pregnant, remember!"
Ah here we go:
"sorry for your lost!"

Anyway, saw this one and it made me laugh, "You should celebrate that instead!"

Last edited by Gizmo; 04-22-2011 at 08:29 PM.
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04-22-2011 , 08:25 PM
Jesus that comment is mind-numbingly bad and tactless.
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04-22-2011 , 08:26 PM
I find political posts quite annoying:

"The House Republican budget adds $6 trillion to the debt in the next decade yet the GOP is balking at raising the debt limit. The House Republican budget adds $6 trillion to the debt in the next decade yet the GOP is balking at raising the debt limit. The House Republican budget adds $6 trillion to the debt in the next decade yet the GOP is balking at raising the debt limit. (bears repeating)"
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04-22-2011 , 08:30 PM
HOly **** is the stfu parents blog for real?! Thread-worthy on it's own IMO. In between work stuff I've been browsing entries and each entry angers me to no end, but I can't stop!

*edit* copy and paste!! didn't the original story surface ITT?

http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/page/3

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UPDATE!

It’s a boy! And his middle name is ELVIS DANGER! And he was born on 1/11/11, which is basically every parent-to-be’s wet dream! (Well, until 11/11/11 comes around.) YESSAH!

But wait - let me back up for a sec. so everyone is on the same page. Last week, I posted about a contest that didn’t make much sense. Contestants could pay $10 to be entered to potentially choose an unborn baby boy’s middle name. The “tie-breaker” would be determined based on eye color, which many people in the comments said was dumb considering there’s a pretty limited number of eye color choices. But that’s beside the point. The POINT is that I received an update on this contest and the baby’s middle name is names are: ELVIS DANGER!

Unless Elvis is somehow part of the first name. Or there were two winners, which given the eye color tie-breaker is possible. OR, the winner decided that the middle name would be both Elvis and Danger, because who doesn’t love that combination? Regardless, I can confirm that this baby is freakin’ adorable. And with a middle name like Elvis Danger, I know he’s bound for greatness.

Fun fact: A few commenters in the original post actually suggested “Danger” … as a joke. Here’s a list of some of the other suggestions:

- Tacky

- Five-Dollar-Footlong

- Skeletor-Banana-Hammock-Chupaka

- Vadgesty

- Penis McNightstalker
- Sephiroth Ninja Arthas Werewolf Vampire Sauon Glygas Nazgui von Killstein

- Jesus Dragon

- Axel Jeseu

- Grimlock

- El Chupacabra Wolverine Yeti Sasquatch Iguanadon

- Blayde

- Nevaeh

- Fsdjsdfi9qe2njvdewokfe, pronounced as “Frank”

- Wachovia

- Radioactive Space Dinosaur

Thankfully, the little guy didn’t end up with any of those!
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04-22-2011 , 10:24 PM
I see a lot of people's names, and there are TONS of kids named Nevaeh out there. It's "heaven" backwards in case you didn't catch that.
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04-22-2011 , 10:44 PM
Oh how clever.
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04-22-2011 , 11:01 PM
I haven't seen it in this thread yet, and you guys are going to slap your foreheads when you see this: Women who brag about their second husbands. "Life is so wonderful, I was blessed to find this guy when I was at my lowest point, etc."

It's not that much to brag about. First of all, you snagged a guy who is willing to settle for second-hand merchandise. He's probably not the cream of the crop. And secondly, if you had built up your first husband this way, you'd still be married to him and wouldn't have a miserable failure of a first marriage to look back on.

Does any woman ever brag about her "great" third husband? I'm going to have to keep a lookout for one of those.
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04-22-2011 , 11:42 PM
There's also http://www.stfucouples.com and http://stfubrides.tumblr.com for your enjoyment...
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04-23-2011 , 12:28 AM
wow i've been on this stfu parents site for like 2 hours
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