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So I have this friend who is quite the drama queen and today she posted something like, "Seriously???" and I was just trolling her and posted...
"This is a vague, passive-aggressive status update that is clearly directed at one person and will make no sense to the rest of you. I'm doing this so that person will know how truly pissed I am at them. Guess I have no real friends."

-Every girl's Facebook status ever (which I stole from another friend)

and then she is first to respond with,

"Awww...poor thing. Sucks to feel like that

"
Did I just get reverse trolled!?!?

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03-06-2012 , 06:04 PM

#6102

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

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Respond "You're not that poor, your car is kinda nice, right?"

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03-06-2012 , 07:12 PM

#6103

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

Step 1. Find a picture of students at a school and juxtapose it with a picture of slutty girls (and dwarf).
Step 2. Despite no apparent difference in the time period of either picture, add "then" and "now" text to make a statement about how terrible today's kids are.

Since when do 6th graders have boobs and hips?

It's like people don't even try anymore. At least make it a reasonable grade.

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03-06-2012 , 08:03 PM

#6104

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

I started ignoring everyone who posts dumb stuff on facebook. It has made it much more readable.

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03-06-2012 , 08:28 PM

#6105

thisisintense

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 995

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Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

I started ignoring everyone who posts dumb stuff on facebook. It has made it much more readable.

+1. i'm actually very satisfied with my facebook feed.

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03-06-2012 , 09:25 PM

#6106

bluef0x

Politics Forum FFB Champ

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wtf

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03-06-2012 , 10:09 PM

#6107

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

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Ohemgeee le boyfriend taking me out ^.^ what a sugar pie

so tempted to write "no one cares stfu"

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03-06-2012 , 10:13 PM

#6108

Lagtastic

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,794

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

Lol at the dwarf and the guy in the background in the slutty pic

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03-06-2012 , 11:15 PM

#6109

Phresh

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

MY GOD, THERE ARE NO MORE 6TH GRADE BOYS

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03-06-2012 , 11:24 PM

#6110

Khaos4k

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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT

Since when do 6th graders have boobs and hips?

It's like people don't even try anymore. At least make it a reasonable grade.

Kids hit puberty much earlier now because of all the sex they see on TV.

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03-07-2012 , 07:08 AM

#6111

Cleary89

old hand

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Eveyone else getting this Kony ****?

34 people on my fb have shared the video, like 1000 statuses about it. So much fun trolling.

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03-07-2012 , 11:40 AM

#6112

Your Boss

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,821

Standard.

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Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure.
Me: Promise you won't get mad?
... God: I promise.
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
... ... God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes.
Me: My car took forever to start.
God: Okay...
Me: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait.
God:Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call...
God: All right...
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home, I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH.
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Ok.
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God.
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God.
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things , the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you.
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children

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03-07-2012 , 12:03 PM

#6113

RayPowers

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Today I learned that God uses the word "bcuz"

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03-07-2012 , 12:07 PM

#6114

Dids

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleary89

Eveyone else getting this Kony ****?

34 people on my fb have shared the video, like 1000 statuses about it. So much fun trolling.

When you're already a like twice temp-banned poster who I think is a troll, delighting in your joy in trolling other places is probably a bad idea.

From every indication this KONY thing is a pretty damn worthy 'cause, why would you troll it other than to be a pile of crap?

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03-07-2012 , 12:33 PM

#6115

jmakin

banned

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hipster rage b/c the thing's from like 05

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03-07-2012 , 12:45 PM

#6116

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

"
Did I just get reverse trolled!?!?

i saw this and was thinking about how i would troll you for it before i finished reading

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03-07-2012 , 01:08 PM

#6117

djj6835

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Two different people.

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a sad fact: people in indiana are more distraught about peyton manning leaving the colts than the loss of life in the storms that hit the southern part of the state. people suck

Breaking news, people tend to care more about things that happen to people with whom they are familiar compared to random strangers. Shocking.

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Its time to do some deleting of people. This is not a ploy for attention...I always make sure to wish everyone a happy birthday and I thank the people who said it to me but even some of my best friends missed it... I always try and catch up with people and no response...if I don't delete you...feel free to delete yourself if you never talk to me or respond. Just speaking the truth.

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03-07-2012 , 02:39 PM

#6118

AlligatorBloodFTW

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleary89

Eveyone else getting this Kony ****?

34 people on my fb have shared the video, like 1000 statuses about it. So much fun trolling.

you sound like a terrible person.

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03-07-2012 , 02:41 PM

#6119

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

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that God convo has to be the worst thing ever written.

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03-07-2012 , 02:53 PM

#6120

GEAUX UL

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Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

you sound like a terrible person.

I don't think so. I get tired of the fb friends who believe that they can like or share something and actually make a difference. There's something wrong with someone feeling like they helped a cause without actually doing anything.

/minirant

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03-07-2012 , 02:58 PM

#6121

Cosines11

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Originally Posted by GEAUX UL

except they are doing something

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03-07-2012 , 02:59 PM

#6122

Dids

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Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 60,871

There's a difference between finding a thing annoying and trolling people trying to do something nice in their own (likely pointless) way. If it makes somebody happy to post a link and spread some awareness is that really a bad thing? Do they deserve some idiot giving them a hard time?

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03-07-2012 , 03:07 PM

#6123

dkgojackets

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

i dont know what you guys are talking about so did some googling, found the dude, thought "meh", but then was led to this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord%27...a_Recovery_Act

Congress can actually create a statute just to kill one person in africa?

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03-07-2012 , 03:10 PM

#6124

Dids

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I would guess that's about authorizing funding and/or activity on foreign soil?

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03-07-2012 , 03:31 PM

#6125

blankoblanco

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Originally Posted by Your Boss

Standard.

one of the worst ones so far. i don't even know where to start. all these minorly annoying first world problems that happen to us is explained by god protecting us from death/illness/etc. yet the explanation for all the people being senselessly killed, tortured, or dying of starvation on the same day god was protecting us from a germy sandwich is... what exactly?

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