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01-06-2012 , 04:55 PM

#5101

jjshabado

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,732

If you travel a lot its not a bad idea at all.

But regardless, another horrible post ITT by Tyler.

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01-06-2012 , 05:27 PM

#5102

spoonfox

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,558

after one of my brothers told the other that he wouldn't be attending his wedding because he doesn't approve of the chick, she goes ahead and proves to be unapprovable

"Did you know that depression is one of the main causes of suicides?
Along with not having ppl to see it, help you thru it and support you...
THANK GOD I have a fiance & friends that understood I was/am depressed and lonely and didnt hate me for it but instead helped me get thru it...
now where did i put my happy pills again???....

"

and if I could stand to read more of her crap I know there's about 100 post worthy statusmemememes from the last 2 months alone.

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01-06-2012 , 07:32 PM

#5103

GEAUX UL

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,178

I lol'd at Carlene's pics. Those were funny.

You know, unfortunate looking women have to rely on things like a good sense of humor to be liked. They don't have the luxury of being idiotic, narcissistic, or annoying like the hot girls on facebook. If all girls were ugly this thread probably wouldn't exist.

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01-06-2012 , 09:12 PM

#5104

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by GEAUX UL

I'm strangely attracted to Carlene.

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01-06-2012 , 09:34 PM

#5105

LetMeLive

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

I'm strangely attracted to Carlene.

I will reach out and grab her rocks in a fashionista way, if you know what i mean.

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01-06-2012 , 09:46 PM

#5106

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

She can ride my bulldozer any time.

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01-07-2012 , 12:23 AM

#5107

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

anything referring to someone's night out with their "hubby" or "boo" or "hubs" like anyone gives a ****. and anyone who clicks like.

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01-07-2012 , 12:25 AM

#5108

That Foreign Guy

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,985

Fat chicks are like bulldozers, fun to ride but take them downtown on a Friday night?

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01-07-2012 , 09:44 AM

#5109

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

Irritatingly smug newlywed:

"My hubby says he will give me $20K if I stay off Facebook for the whole weekend. Love you all, bye--- see you Monday

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01-07-2012 , 09:44 AM

#5110

stinkypete

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,783

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Originally Posted by LostOstrich

Irritatingly smug newlywed:

"My hubby says he will give me $20K if I stay off Facebook for the whole weekend. Love you all, bye--- see you Monday

lol.

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01-07-2012 , 11:47 AM

#5111

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by LostOstrich

Irritatingly smug newlywed:

"My hubby says he will give me $20K if I stay off Facebook for the whole weekend. Love you all, bye--- see you Monday

So you can respond with really nasty insults all weekend and she won't respond or delete them. Or if she does, even better!

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01-07-2012 , 11:57 AM

#5112

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

"It's easy to sloth in bed with contentment until I remember it's discontent which got me this far, and the fear of recidivism grips my chest until I grow restless. Unwaning pursuit and insatiable avidity carry me the rest of the day.

#ImproveMyselfEveryday"

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01-07-2012 , 12:09 PM

#5113

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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It is easy, in bed with satisfaction inertia, until I remember it discontent that came to me this far, and the fear of relapse grips my chest until I grow restless. Unbroken persecution and insatiable greed lead me the rest of the day.

The trip to German and back to English again may have improved it. "In bed with satisfaction inertia" is pure poetry. He should save "unbroken persecution and insatiable greed" as the title for the autobiography.

Last edited by EvilSteve; 01-07-2012 at 12:15 PM.

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01-07-2012 , 12:56 PM

#5114

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

also in reference to the wedding ring, tony, jeff, etc. fiasco posted earlier ITT:

tony needs his own TV show

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01-07-2012 , 01:50 PM

#5115

PoseidonCubed

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01-07-2012 , 02:20 PM

#5116

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Getting ready for my one and only baby 6th birthday, he's getting 6 gifts...

Indoor basketball hoop game $80.00
Memory game
Wallet with $6.00 in it
Bubbles that goes on his bike(he loves bubbles)
DVD movie
Pound of crawfish, one boil crab and half pound of boil shrimp

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01-07-2012 , 02:21 PM

#5117

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Right underneath her own picture:

Loves this Women, what a master piece, God created...

also comments on the picture: Thanks guys for likes, one of my favorites, beautiful isn't she... Sorry, for being over confident.... But, I Love me some Me!!!

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01-07-2012 , 02:30 PM

#5118

knivesout

hot gay mess

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,274

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Originally Posted by PoseidonCubed

This is awesome.

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01-07-2012 , 02:31 PM

#5119

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

Holy crap, just reading that makes me want to set her house on fire and wipe out her entire lineage. How do people like that still exist?

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01-07-2012 , 02:37 PM

#5120

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by PoseidonCubed

This person would clearly be terrible at wwf, and should be allowed to use names to even things out.

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01-07-2012 , 03:54 PM

#5121

saltine

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 432

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Just listened to a woman on the bus bitching about students and how the bus shouldn't drive into campus because it's 'wasting tax payers money'. Sorry Love, but how the **** did you reach that conclusion? We pay to use the bus just like everyone else you snobby pretentious cow. If students didn't exist, you wouldn't have doctors, lawyers, dentists, social workers or COUNSELLORS, so perhaps save your opinions for your doctor next time you're moaning about your arthritis. (Sorry, rant over.)

love how counsellors is capped like its the most important thing in that list (she is training to be a counsellor so no surprise).

lots of comments from ******ed students as well

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Dont know lol how you katie hey can you add my fiancee ria thomas on facebook i said to her she will like her lol

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you can still have doctors without students, However they would all be called mohammed

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BLOODY WELL SED CHICK

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01-07-2012 , 05:20 PM

#5122

Snoop Todd

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

I don't know which one i liked better, but both versions are hilarious. i wonder how long he lay in bed writing that garbage. what a doofus.

scrabble jesus is great too. at least crazy religious people seem hellbent on letting you know theyre crazy religious people at the first opportunity.

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01-07-2012 , 07:16 PM

#5123

Josem

human chemical weapon

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 18,189

Here's some super narcissistic Facebook behaviour:

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Queensland teacher Clint Acworth angers police and charity with fake postings
by: Kelmeny Fraser
From: The Sunday Mail (Qld)
January 08, 2012
Clint Acworth lived vicariously through an invented Facebook lifestyle he never possessed.