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01-02-2012 , 02:33 AM
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Its 1 o clock in the mornin I'm still up and I'm yawnin, its obvious that I'm tired not as much as on hornay. There's a sign on my dick and it says help wanted if shorty tryna do the job fall thru and get on it.... Fab
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01-02-2012 , 06:51 AM
my step-brother

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At the hospital, speaking in a "welsh accent" no head-dress on and they asked for a nationality description. After looking blank and replying Pakistani, the shocked look on their face makes me think that wasn't the answer they expected!!!
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The first day of 2012 has been a good day, 365 days left (its a leap year!!!) 315 bones in the human body, let's see if I can manage all the remaining days of this year without breaking any of them.
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The networks will go into meltdown, they always do, so happy new year to everyone in advance. See you in 2012.
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Christmas is over-now for serious business........
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If anyone wants me today you'll have to ring. The phone won't text or ring out but is taking incoming.
He was in a car crash a couple of weeks ago and he updates us all daily about his insurance situation:

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Arghhhh!!! Insurance companies will stop at nothing to wriggle out of there obligation!! They take your money then argue trivial things if you need to claim!! It needs regulating far more aggressively!!!!!!!!!!
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Wish the insurance would hurry up and make a decision on wether they will settle, fix or argue further. I'm running out of smokes!!!!
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All I seem to do lately is complain about insurance companies!! Mine said they would make contact within 24hrs, that was Thursday morning!!!! I know what they are waiting for......
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Wonder if the insurance company will actually make contact today? It's been the longest 24hrs ever-it's lasted since Monday morning. Maybe my watch is wrong?
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Another Monday morning and another "we will be in touch in 24hrs" from the insurance!!!! F.O.S here we come!!!!
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01-02-2012 , 09:44 AM
That doesn't seem too bad.
"All I seem to do lately is complain about insurance companies!!"

At least he seems self aware. Car crashes are extremely annoying, potentially traumatic experiences and the hassle of dealing with insurance companies in the aftermath can be really overwhelming. We're talking like 30+ hours on the damn phone, people never calling you back, and usually ends up with the person seeking a claim having to be a colossal pain in their ass to get anything out of it. Plus the inconvenience of not having your own car for a while.
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01-02-2012 , 11:52 AM
The breast cancer one is beyond tilting for me
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01-02-2012 , 12:44 PM
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The breast cancer one is beyond tilting for me
that's sexist.
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01-02-2012 , 01:04 PM
Guy I went through basic training with:


Apparently the funeral I rendered honors for (Honor Guard for those who don't know) was supposed to have protesters from some local church.
I'm sooooooooooooo sorry that I made the ultimate f**king sacrifice to protect your freedoms. Especially religion.
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01-02-2012 , 01:23 PM
some girl I used to work with:

"I'm no angle but **** me some people are just pure evil.... And thrive off gossip and other peoples unhappiness"

Unsure how best to respond. Some sort of trigonometry reference seems necessary.

Last edited by LostOstrich; 01-02-2012 at 01:24 PM. Reason: decided to go with "some people are so obtuse"
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01-02-2012 , 01:26 PM
You may be no angle but you are certainly obtuse.

or if you like her

You may be no angle but you are certainly a cute.
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01-02-2012 , 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by LostOstrich
some girl I used to work with:

"I'm no angle but **** me some people are just pure evil.... And thrive off gossip and other peoples unhappiness"

Unsure how best to respond. Some sort of trigonometry reference seems necessary.
Good edit riposte. You have the full trinity though, with "I feel your pain acutely" and "it would be a reflex action to unfriend them".
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01-02-2012 , 01:29 PM
Let he who is without sine cast the first stone.
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01-02-2012 , 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Let he who is without sine cast the first stone.
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01-02-2012 , 01:31 PM
The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the squaw on the other two hides.
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01-02-2012 , 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Guy I went through basic training with:


Apparently the funeral I rendered honors for (Honor Guard for those who don't know) was supposed to have protesters from some local church.
I'm sooooooooooooo sorry that I made the ultimate f**king sacrifice to protect your freedoms. Especially religion.
Meh I don't see the problem with this. If I was at a funeral the westboro church was protesting it would take every ounce of my energy not to kill one of them.
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01-02-2012 , 02:17 PM
I was talking about his claim that he's made "the ultimate f**king sacrifice" when he's never even deployed downrange.
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01-02-2012 , 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
I was talking about his claim that he's made "the ultimate f**king sacrifice" when he's never even deployed downrange.
I laughed at that too but the underlying concept behind his post is still kind of true. They're protesting against the very people who protect their right to protest. He should probably respect that and move on, but it's gotta be really frustrating.
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01-02-2012 , 03:44 PM
Yeah I'm not upset with someone disliking the Westboro jackasses for ****'s sake.
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01-02-2012 , 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by amplify
The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the squaw on the other two hides.
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01-02-2012 , 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
I was talking about his claim that he's made "the ultimate f**king sacrifice" when he's never even deployed downrange.
I read it as him speaking from dead soldiers POV actually.

Last edited by ctyri; 01-02-2012 at 07:54 PM. Reason: still kinda annoying, tho...
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01-02-2012 , 08:51 PM
A couple of days ago this was Jeff's status:

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last night in cali relaxing with mom and dad, gotta leave to go to the airport at 6 am.....never going anywhere without ashley again loved seeing family but hated being away from her!

· · December 28, 2011 at 10:53pm ·
Jeff went from being "engaged" to "single."

· · 2 hours ago

  • 3 people like this.
    • Andrea What.2 hours ago ·
    • William That was fast2 hours ago ·
    • Jeff Yup2 hours ago ·
    • William This years not going to good so far2 hours ago ·
    • William What happened2 hours ago ·
    • Jeff Well I guess it just gets better right....2 hours ago · · 2
    • Tony **** bitches, get money!2 hours ago · · 1
    • Jen Better it happens now than later, ya know2 hours ago · · 1
    • Stephanie I sorry (2 hours ago ·
    • Jeff Nothing really just happened fast and it's just Better this way billy... 2 hours ago ·
    • Ashley And you proposed to me with a ring meant for another girl. Don't forget. Don't make me out to look like a bitch Jeff. 2 hours ago · · 1
    • Jeff I didn't make you out to look like anything.... And that's my ring my mom gave me with my grandmas diamonds.... That's a family ring 2 hours ago ·
    • Ashley Alright I guess you're gonna make me call you out on Facebook. Lindsay talked to your mom about that ring & it was made for her. Keep lying cause it has brought you so far... 2 hours ago · · 1
    • Jeff I didn't or won't say anything bad about you cause there's nothing bad to say and I'm not that guy im not just gonna talk trash to do it....I still care about you2 hours ago ·
    • Ashley That's fine but you're not going to make it look like you did nothing wrong. 2 hours ago ·
    • Jeff My mom laid out the diamonds in a ring she liked and when lindsay and I broke up she said you might not wanna have ur mom make your wedding ring next time....she saw it but didn't have any say in the making of it2 hours ago ·
    • Ashley YOU PROPOSED TO HER WITH IT!!!!!!! am I in the ****ing twilight zone right now?! On what planet is that acceptable in any way. Goodbye I'm not discussing this anymore. Don't fish for sympathy on facebook when you are at fault. 2 hours ago · · 1
    • Jeff And I'm glad she said no2 hours ago ·
    • Jeff And it's not like I bought a ring for her and it didn't work so I kept it no it was my grandmas ring family diamonds...... Not one jut got for the intentions of another person but yea I get it like I told you before but there's other things to get too 2 hours ago ·
    • Tony Like I said, **** bitches get money.2 hours ago · · 2
    • Ashley ‎^eat **** & die scumbag.2 hours ago · · 4
    • Jeff Me?2 hours ago ·
    • Tristan Maybe it's because I'm a guy but he proposed to you also! And you said YES! Is Jeff supposed to toss a beautiful ring (no ****) because a previous girl blew her chance at a great guy, which by the way has his grandmothers diamonds! Sounds like you found a fast and easy way to make a scene to back out of this because if you "really" cared this would really not matter at all2 hours ago · · 5
    • Robert What is a ring or a diamond but a rock made shiny but pressure, in the dirt and a piece of metal formed to a circle. The real value is in the commitment the shiny stone stands for! Keep ya head up Jeff! One day you will meet someone who understands that and truly appreciates you for the great guy you are. Even if she were to call you a bone head and explain how it might make her feel awkward, at least she would have given you a chance to mend the situation before bailing. Sounds like a typical women, not your special one. 2 hours ago · · 4
    • Courtney This is why we should go back to the days of wedding band only. Jeff, you are a sweet, kind hearted person who will find a girl one day who will love you so much, she won't give a **** about the stupid ring. That's real.about an hour ago · · 2
    • Ashley No, Tony. Tristan you have absolutely no idea what's going on so I'd appreciate it if you kept out of it. Jeff has a little problem with lying & the ring is not the only thing he lied about in the very short time we were together. Crucify me because I don't want to marry a liar. about an hour ago · · 1
    • William Lol u guys r crazyabout an hour ago · · 1
    • Jeff No i didn't lie about anything else so whatever u want to think you can... about an hour ago · · 1
    • Tony Tristan poses a very solid point. Apparently unconditional love doesn't mean to some what it means to others. I bet when the L word was used it never had the stipulation "unless there a ring that I dont like involved." Thats ****ing petty. THIS is a prime example of why you should **** bitches and get money. about an hour ago · · 3
    • Ashley Jeff lied about several things people!! Get your head out of your asses. I DID take Jeff back after the ring situation & then found out about other lies he told me. He's your friend so say what you want but I know the truth & so does he. about an hour ago · · 1
    • Tony Jeff your my hero. FBGM bro. I'm behind you.about an hour ago · · 1
    • Chris Whoahabout an hour ago ·
    • Ashley Yea mr. "I'll get a girl pregnant in high school & then abandon her while she's pregnant. But then decide oh maybe I do want to be a real man & take care of my family & marry her.... And then cheat on her throughout your marriage!" you're a stand up guy tony so please keep enlightening us with your words of wisdom you douche. about an hour ago · · 2
    • Jeff I didn't lie about the perfume not being anywhere and that's it they didn't Carry it they said discontinued so u Ashley think what you want but I told he truth and u never gave me a chanceabout an hour ago ·
    • Tony You wouldn't have found out about these lies if your ass was in the kitchen where you belong. about an hour ago · · 3
    • Tristan Don't be naive everybody lies to cover up things that's the truth I've known Jeff for a long time and he is one of the most truthful people I know because jeff does not care if people don't like his comments he speaks the truth he has no reasons to lie, but again everyone lies. For example: I'm wearing clothes right now about an hour ago · · 6
    • Tony Hahaha how did you find out the truth? Must be all that girl talk. Of, you caught be you silly bitch. about an hour ago ·
    • Ashley Speak English reject. about an hour ago ·
    • Courtney miss Ashley, I don't think anyone means to attack you specifically (except maybe Tony, but you kinda started that fire). I think this is just an example of how brainwashed society has made some women about material things like stupid diamond rings, which were only made popular to support capitalism anyway. The diamonds have nothing to do with love. The fact that you cared about the stupid ring, and what Jeff has done and the mistakes Jeff has made in the past just means that he's not really THE guy. You'll both be happier after this passes. You're also bith great people (or you wouldn't have loved each otherabout an hour ago · · 2
    • Tony Lol. I love stupid girls. They are such wonderful amusement. about an hour ago ·
    • Ashley Courtney I could give a **** about tony he's a loser and has always been a loser. I just hate when people talk about things they have no idea about. I DO NOT CARE about the ring. I asked Jeff 1700 times if that ring was meant for someone else & if he proposed to someone else and every time he lied to my face. I'm done defending myself cause I'll never see any of you again. Jeff & I could have ended this amicably but he insists on lying. about an hour ago · · 1
    • William I think u just jumped into this **** to fast get to know someone before putting feelings out there about an hour ago ·
    • Ashley And thank you for the kind words, Courtney. I am a nice person but I'm not going to let anyone talk ****. Ever. about an hour ago · · 2
    • Jason Whoa...about an hour ago ·
    • Brittany I have known Jeff for over 10 years and he is one of the best people I know and one of the best friends I could ever ask for. I am glad he isn't marrying you, cause you seem like a total ****ing bitch -- he deserves better than some bitter girl trying to be made into the victim on the Internet.

      Jeff, I am sorry that things didn't work out. I know your feelings for her were real. You are the best dude, don't you forget that. about an hour ago · · 3
    • Courtney Fair enough!about an hour ago ·
    • Tony Uh oh, I gotta go cry cause my feelings are hurt. Wah! You can talk **** all you want ashley fay but it don't look like your life is all that desirable. about an hour ago ·
    • Ashley Haha come see me honey about an hour ago · · 1
    • Jeff Everybody stop **** talking!!!! It is what it is so let it be Ashley Is a good person were just not together that's all about an hour ago ·
    • Ashley Thank you Jeff. I'm done now. Some of us have to work. about an hour ago ·
    • Jeff Tiny I removed that comment because that's over the line no need for that about an hour ago ·
    • Jeff Tony about an hour ago ·
    • Tony Youre the boss.about an hour ago ·
    • Jeff Thanksabout an hour ago · · 1
    • Alesha WOW! Some people are SO materialistic!!! Being engaged and together is about LOVE and HAPPINESS. Who the **** cares about the ring!! If it was for somebody else, so be it, he is not with that other person, he wanted to be with you!!! Get over yourself and pettyness over a damn ring!!!!!!!about an hour ago · · 1
    • William Everyone just drop itabout an hour ago · · 1
    • William Jeff I'm sure u will find someone else that will make u happy about an hour ago · · 1
    • Jeff Thanks billy!about an hour ago ·
    • William Yepabout an hour ago ·
    • William Go get a new tat that always make me feel better when down about an hour ago · · 2
    • Tracy all i'm gonna say is that i'm sorry it didn't work out for you...good luck, and i hope you do continue with your plans for the future (from what i saw of your recent statuses)...sounds like you have a good start on this year, so keep at it hunabout an hour ago ·
    • Jeff My head is up and all will work out.... Back to focus on myself time back to the gym get my new car this week bettering myself everyday... Thanks for the support everyone.... And yea no more **** talking for anyone that's lame leave Ashley be she doesn't deserve any of this either!about an hour ago ·
    • Shane Tony ***** you better watch your ****ing mouth when you talk about Ash. You ****ing low life. You better hope my father doesn't see what you're saying about her. "**** bitches get money?" Yeah you're a real champ45 minutes ago · · 1
    • Shane Sorry Jeff I ain't got nothin against ya. But your friend's a ******. 45 minutes ago ·
    • Mike Wow I thought the **** talking was done44 minutes ago ·
    • Jeff I got ya Shane I told him to stop... I know ash knows him from long ago.... 43 minutes ago · · 1
    • Jeff Shane is her bro he's lookin out for his sister43 minutes ago · · 1
    • Mike O **** hell yeah I would be pretty mad to but look at the bright side bulls are doing good lol 41 minutes ago · · 1
    • Jeff It was nice meeting u Shane keep up with moving forward in life your a good kid! 41 minutes ago · · 1
    • Bromar Jeff, you gonna come grill?41 minutes ago · · 1
    • Shane Go Bulls! And thanks Jeff I appreciate it nice meeting you too bro 41 minutes ago ·
    • Jeff What Time40 minutes ago ·
    • Bromar I'm goin to Tristan's at 53018 minutes ago · · 1
    • Pete Sorry to hear bro. Keep your head up and all will work out in the end. 17 minutes ago ·
    • Nikki My husband proposed to me with a $60 silver ring that said faith on it! Then followed it up with a vintage 2 carat diamond ring that he hired a jewelry broker to find so it was exactly the style I wanted and who knows how many chicks had it before me. I hardly ever wear my wedding ring or any of the 5 other rings he has bought me over the years because the rings don't mean as much to me as waking up to my husband everyday! Or our kids, our home, or our life together!

      Jeff I've known you for years and you are an amazing person! If this girl is going to bail over something so stupid like a ring and a few lies then she would have never made it through a marriage lol. Marriage is ****ing hard and is full of little white lies! And divorce is even harder so count your blessings my friend!10 minutes ago ·

Last edited by rizeagainst; 01-02-2012 at 09:03 PM.
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01-02-2012 , 08:59 PM
Wow seems like that ashley girl is a real unt-kay. I can't believe I read all that. Are you friends with these people? And if so, which one are you? I'm assuming you jumped into this mess. How fun.
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01-02-2012 , 09:02 PM
its like a facebook version of the Jeremy Kyle show
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01-02-2012 , 09:05 PM
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Wow seems like that ashley girl is a real unt-kay. I can't believe I read all that. Are you friends with these people? And if so, which one are you? I'm assuming you jumped into this mess. How fun.
I am not friends with any of these people. My girlfriend e-mailed this all to me. I can't even view it directly myself I don't think.
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01-02-2012 , 09:08 PM
wow
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01-02-2012 , 09:49 PM
Wow, what a bitch
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01-02-2012 , 10:15 PM
Sadly, it seems like their facebook profiles are currently disabled, eg:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1985173905
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