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12-29-2011 , 02:54 PM

#4926

Dids

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 60,871

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DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A RACIST

Just 'cause you say this doesn't make it true.

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12-29-2011 , 03:55 PM

#4927

blankoblanco

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,395

it makes it less likely he's a racist than if he had said DISCLAIMER: I AM A RACIST. but only by a little bit

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12-29-2011 , 03:59 PM

#4928

Cosines11

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,566

Lol....If LBJ would've took det shoot, there would've been some SAD ASS HEAT FANS....good **** DWADE butcha lame as he'll for doing my boy CAM NEWTON **** doe!!!

would honestly be interested in a translation here

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12-29-2011 , 04:01 PM

#4929

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

Someone tell me how much an iphone and ipad cost. Don't own them and want to know if it's at all possible that these youngsters could purchase them with their own money by getting a job bagging groceries for a few months.

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12-29-2011 , 04:02 PM

#4930

fezjones

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,961

at first i thought he was talking about lyndon baines johnson, confusing. it all makes sense now

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12-29-2011 , 04:06 PM

#4931

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by Cosines11

Will try to whitify:

"OMG...If LeBron James would have taken the shot, there would have been some sad Miami Heat fans...good! Something D. Wade something lame as hell for doing one of my favorite players, Cameron Newton, something though!"

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12-29-2011 , 04:08 PM

#4932

AKSpartan

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Yeah I thought that meant LBJ getting shot instead of JFK... lol

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12-29-2011 , 04:12 PM

#4933

Alrighty Roo

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Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 16,269

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Originally Posted by Dids

We have a winar!

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12-29-2011 , 04:19 PM

#4934

stakman1011

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10,491

I'm fluent. It's:

"Lol....Had Lebron James taken [the last second shot against Charlotte] there would have been sad Miami Heat fans. Well done Dwayne Wade for winning the game, but you're lame as hell for doing Cam Newton's thing."

It's standard casual fan "Lebron's not clutch" stuff. And then, for those who don't know, Wade won a game with 2 seconds left against Charlotte last night, and afterwards did Cam Newton's touchdown celebration. Cam was courtside.

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12-29-2011 , 04:32 PM

#4935

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

Thanks stakman.

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12-29-2011 , 04:50 PM

#4936

toddw8

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,472

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Originally Posted by Cosines11

In his defense, he did spell the word "would've" correctly.

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12-29-2011 , 09:27 PM

#4937

tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by GMan42

Thanks stakman.

Last edited by tyler_cracker; 12-29-2011 at 09:28 PM. Reason: +1 on the president not the athlete

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12-29-2011 , 09:33 PM

#4938

Sir S A Lot

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,827

his phone did that for him

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12-29-2011 , 10:04 PM

#4939

tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by Sir S A Lot

his phone did that for him

his phone speaks jive?

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12-29-2011 , 10:11 PM

#4940

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,268

I want a phone that speaks jive. That would be "groovy."

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12-29-2011 , 10:44 PM

#4941

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,535

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Originally Posted by Autocratic

I go to a top-tier law school, and the combination of how insular and life-consuming law school is with how highly the students tend to regard themselves is devastating for Facebook purposes. I have a huge percentage of my classmates blocked.

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Originally Posted by AwesomeO

Who posted that update?

hahaha it was like he couldn't help himself.

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12-29-2011 , 10:47 PM

#4942

DukeSucks

maverick avatar mechanic

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 8,687

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

this is why i stay fb friends with a couple black ppl

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Lol....If LBJ would've took det shoot, there would've been some SAD ASS HEAT FANS....good **** DWADE butcha lame as he'll for doing my boy CAM NEWTON **** doe!!!

I kinda like this one

saw this humblebrag yesterday:

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My new IPAD is encouraging me to clean out my email. Just over 16,000 to go. Wonder how long it will take?

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12-30-2011 , 12:04 AM

#4943

Cleary89

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

Uh, Ain't nothing like when you put vanilla ice cream on ya chest and let it melt down to ya genitals.

I laughed uncontrollably about that one.

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12-30-2011 , 02:31 AM

#4944

eblah

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 323

I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11, Swine Flu, and much more. 2012, BRING IT ON!
Like · · 2 hours ago near Cape Carteret, NC ·

6 people like this.
******* *******: Be careful what you wish for, no point tempting fate...

Gotta get ready for the New Year's 2012 end of world statuses...

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12-30-2011 , 02:34 AM

#4945

prohornblower

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

I survived SARS and the anthrax scare and all I got was this crummy shirt.

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12-30-2011 , 02:54 AM

#4946

thisisgeorge

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 584

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Originally Posted by eblah

[I]I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11, Swine Flu, and much more. 2012, BRING IT ON!

Your friend had bird flu, mad cow disease, swine flu, and was in the WTC when they got hit? Poor bastard, he should be allowed to post whatever he wants.

Or, you know, he only survived one of those things...

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12-30-2011 , 05:02 AM

#4947

blankoblanco

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Originally Posted by eblah

[I]I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11, Swine Flu, and much more. 2012, BRING IT ON!
Like · · 2 hours ago near Cape Carteret, NC ·

i survived 1000 murders in the past 24 hrs, suck it dead people, guess you ain't stealthy enough

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12-30-2011 , 07:57 PM

#4948

Cleary89

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

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What a year.. I quit my Maccas career for a less stressfull job and get paid the same amount! lol

lol

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12-30-2011 , 08:54 PM

#4949

prohornblower

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What a year, indeed! She caused something to happen in hopes that it was beneficial for her and it was. WHAT A YEAR. When she looks back at all her years, this one will probably rank top 5.

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12-30-2011 , 09:08 PM

#4950

tyler_cracker

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ispeakozi.jpg

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Originally Posted by urbandictionary

maccas

That is what Australian's call the giant golden arches conglomerate (McDonalds) that invaded our country like all other developed nation in the world.

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