that was posted a couple of days back. Still awesome though.

I'm Jk saw a sick spot to troll and couldn't resist

Oh so its not enough that you took Calculus, but now you have to point out that you passed. Must be nice.

oh yeah well i took ab *and* bc *and* i got a 5 on both ap tests! /coolidioticstatusbro

I look forward to that girl's status updates in the future once she enters a completely saturated job market.

As a senior I took Pre-Cal Honors and struggled to keep a B (A credit). When I realized there was a 9th grader from Japan in our class was the day I realized I wasn't the math wiz my 3rd grade teacher always told me I was.

Sleeping through Calculus and passing probably isn't a huge brag on this forum but in the real world it is.

That black whale post is awesome.

"a good man will never need the benefit of doubt."

this is why i stay fb friends with a couple black ppl

Sick brag.

damn, now i want a black friend on facebook. i have an ethiopan friend but it's just not the same.

careful what you wish for, seriously. SMH!

SMH is so much fun to type, I think they're on to something.

Brutal humblebrag update from average girl that doesn't post much:

"Holy cow owning a home is a lot of work! It is only my first day with the keys and already my to-do list is 2 pages long! I guess this is what growing up is all about "

"have you ever noticed some people just dont look good without photosshop/picnik/instagram---sadlife"


I didnt even know people did this (photoshop pics to make themselves look better on facebook)

SMH

I befriended this guy through online poker but have never met him, but am facebook friends with him. Recently he has been posting a lot of stuff about the FreeMasons etc.. and it kinda seemed like he had lost it a little bit. Recently he posted some images saying they are in safe house and hiding really weird stuff to sum it up. Anyways, tonight i get home and this tl;dr wall of text is posted on my feed and it's pretty crazy. This is a letter from his wife:



This is not Paul or Jennifer. They are not able to reach a computer. They emailed me this letter to post. Even I do not know where they are. This is a letter from Jennifer

I am very sorry for the confusion that is going on right now. I will attempt to shine some light on this very odd yet very real situation. My parents are very evil people. Throughout my life they have threatened my life and then my husbands life many times. My grandfather was a 33rd degree freemason and my other grandfather was high up in the KKK. I had a very horrific childhood where I was molested by my own family members and used for satanic rituals to indoctronate me into their religion from age 0-5.

When I met Paul I was not yet a Christian. During our marriage I accepted Christ as my Savior which angered my parents. My mother talks to many of you as if she is a Christian. I want everyone to know this is a lie. I have seen my mother use voodoo, I have seen her picana in the basement which is used for torture, and my parents have been deeply involved in luciferianism for many many years and have done very horrible things to people. Paul and I have tried to accept them as family as long as they kept their distance but they always wanted control over me.

After Paul and I started learning more about the freemason rituals Paul felt obligated to post many of these rituals online which he knew would likely get him in trouble with these people. This fall my parents came out to Vegas to spend 5 days with us. They were very nice and loving but we knew that something was wrong even before they arrived. We hired a PI to keep an eye on our house and follow them. They took 2 trips alone in our car and we tracked where they went. In short they were speaking with people of the cult they are apart of in Vegas and ended up putting a bounty on my husband to have him killed. We found over a half a dozen bugs in our home and our cars.

Paul had many attempts at his life over the past month and we knew that we had to escape this. We could not even talk outloud in our own home and were harrassed endlessly as Paul and I tried to plan an escape for the past few weeks. My parents are the reason we are on the run for our lives. Their thinking was that if Paul died in some mysterious way that had no connection to them that I and my son would end up back with them in North Carolina. I talked to my mother the day before our escape plan went through. Yet, within 12 hours of our escape, cops were at our Vegas home under the impression that we had been missing for a week and I have heard that she has said as much to pauls friends online. This is a lie. I need everyone to know that anything and everything she is emailing is a complete lie. She is not a Christian and only plays one online to Pauls friends. I even fear that she tried to molest our son which is why we never wanted to see them after this fall.

If this sounds far fetched I suggest you research the urges of people who are really high up in freemasonry and the occult of luciferianism. When they get high enough in this occult they are forced to take blood sacfifices which invokes literal demons in them which gives the urge for sexual relationships with children. Even the police look the other way as everyone has seen in various news reports recently like in Penn State and other colleges. Noone knows where we are except for the churches who know of our situation and are helping us get off the grid and out of my parents control. If you are wondering why we did not go to the police, this is because you are very unaware of how connected some of the police are to these type of people. We knew that we had to leave everything we owned including our home, car, and belongings and take nothing but the money we had and the clothes we could pack, and try to live a life on our own away from these satanic people. I ask that all of you pray for the three of us and know that God is taking care of us.

Paul knew that after a day or two of the escape that my mother would try to tell people that we were in trouble and missing which is why we took the pictures we did and had a friend post them online. We did this so that police could see that we are not missing at all but running from the same people who are trying to persuade you that Paul is guilty of some horrible crime. They stop at nothing to find our location and this is why none of you know where we are. When we finally get settled in to our new home I will personally release a video explaining this on tape so that you can see me say what I am trying to explain to you.

Paul is a man of God who is called to try to preach the truth of the reality of the world today and by doing so he knew he would end up having to run for his life. We did not realize at first that my own parents would the first to try to kill him. Our lives now will consist of us going church to church trying to educate pastors on the reality of luciferianism in the world today and preach locally in a church. We will no longer be able to be friends with any of our old friends and will have to make new friends along the way. Paul left his business, his poker career, and only wants to do God's work by revealing such occults that are in our own country like the freemasons and what they truely believe in and how much control they really have. We will periodically post on this page through one of the many safehouses across the country which we will be a part of. We will be in a different place every few months so that Paul and I can share our story and try to explain how real Satan is in control of our world today.

I want to give more info on what I was involved in as a child. I hope this story will further show you how my parents are NOT Christian and that you should be aware of them in case they try to act like they are Christians. I was put into a beta/sexual programming as a young child and by age 10 was made to read and learn Hustler and other magazines and then at age 15 they told me it was fine to have sex with my boyfriend and urged me to do so. Little did i know that they were taping these encounters. They used this tape as a "scouting report" for people in hollywood as their goal was to sell me into that lifestyle. When they tried to sit me down to discuss the tape I broke down and cried and ran to a pastor. After that night they forbid me to ever go to a church again. Does this sound like the "Christian" that my mother has proclaimed to be to you all on facebook? They had this tape still as late as four years ago. I hope this one story alone shows you that Amy and Danny are NOT Christians and I ask that you do not give ear to anything they tell you or email you.

I am now a born again Christian and have escaped the monarch programming that was indoctonated in me as a child. If you youtube such things you can see videos of others who escaped this type of programming. Paul posted some of these in the past month.
I want to assure all of you that we are being taken care of. Paul did not kidnap us and we only ran like we did because our lives were at serious risk. These people kill their own and my mother admitted to me years ago that my own grandfather was murdered by the same occult he was involved in. They view family as "property" and not family. Please pray for us in the upcoming weeks as this is a very real life change for all three of us. Please do not believe anything my mother is telling you guys. In the future I will state this in a video to you all to see so that it is even more clear to you.

For now Paul is having to have a pastor in another state post this so that his IP address is not located. Paul wants me to tell you all that he is sorry that he can no longer talk to you all about the works of Lucifer in this world today but that he will be doing so in churches across the nation as we now know this is his calling. If people can hear my story and research what Paul and I have researched then maybe we can help many others know the reality of what our worlds situation is today.

We are safe for now. We ask for your prayers and that you do not give ear to the lies of my own parents. I pray that you research what Paul was trying so desperately trying to tell you for the past six months. God is in control and kept us safe and Paul does not fear death. He only wishes to preach what he knows until his death and no longer cares about his careers. From here on out we are missionaries to our own country. We accept this calling and will do it until God takes us home.
Paul and I miss all of you and will pray for our friends.

Ok stop

the epitome of "first world problems". what a bunch of insufferable brats. and sadly i bet only a few of them will grow out of it

That's not even first world problems. That's first word being a giant *******. I was reminded how much I care for my Mom over Xmas, and reading that just made me super angry.

do it.

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR -

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A RACIST. I am actually part black and this girl is a relative of mine. She combines classic narcissism with keepin' it real.

This is just November.

In her defense, she's actually coherent compared to some of my friends. A lot of the worst offenders are people I'm friends with that are distant relatives who added me through a family name fan page. It's a rare last name so we're all related in some way or another. I'm trying to find this one hilarious girl who's prone to ALL CAPS outbursts once a month in completely unintelligible writing... like 50 statuses in a matter of 20 minutes. I think she deletes them later though. I'll be on the lookout.

couple of those lines are from Aries Spears.. so I'm guessing some others might also be some standup stuff

holy ****ing ****balls, that's an 11/10 on the crazy scale.

yeah thats extra super crazy.

lolreligion.