CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR -
DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A RACIST. I am actually part black and this girl is a relative of mine. She combines classic narcissism with keepin' it real.
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So I'm realizing that some of my homeboys are having girl problems... Look, a real woman isn't hard to please, if she down for you, you can take her to whataburger and she'll be happy to be with you.
Classy.
I'm thinking fried chicken tonight!
Oh come on, this is too easy.
Getting white girl wasted @ _______
I treat these boys like toys cause very few can capture and keep my attention. I get bored with the games.
PREACH IT GIRL!
Been through hell and back, that's why you bad as f*ck and you know are.
Sweet home Alabama, just now ate me 9 bananas, my cat got drowned in Louisiana. Lmao
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I hate this part...This is such a depressing time of year for me, so I'm asking all my true friends to help me keep my spirits up. Some of you may know what I'm talking about and if you don't, that's ok, come check on me anyway....It's gonna be a rough couple of months.
AWWW OMG WHAT'S WRONG???
Uh, Ain't nothing like when you put vanilla ice cream on ya chest and let it melt down to ya genitals.
I seriously love that too. It's like she knows me.
Jake! Hey I'm tellin' you, Jake! Do you wanna go to jail or do you wanna go home? Alright, that's my *****. I'm tellin' you, my *****.
I'm guessing this is some type of lyric to this "rap" the kids are listening to these days.
What the **** is a special place?! To a black child, that's a coma. What is a special place?
huh?
So apparently I have an accent....weird 0.o
No ****, you're black.
How you can find a man? Bitch, in today's society, a man can find a mutha****in man! Women are too picky.
WERDDDDD
So what they lie? Y'all know them mutha****as lie! So what he younger than you? So what he ain't cute? Just don't go nowhere with him. So what the dick ain't as big as you like it? Cause dick don't have to be big to be good.
gem
126 and gaining....I haven't weighed this much since high school, I love it!
Does not compute.
White people, why y'all don't beat y'all's kids, whoop they mutha****in ass?
This is just November.
In her defense, she's actually coherent compared to some of my friends. A lot of the worst offenders are people I'm friends with that are distant relatives who added me through a family name fan page. It's a rare last name so we're all related in some way or another. I'm trying to find this one hilarious girl who's prone to ALL CAPS outbursts once a month in completely unintelligible writing... like 50 statuses in a matter of 20 minutes. I think she deletes them later though. I'll be on the lookout.
Last edited by jmakin; 12-29-2011 at 09:23 AM.