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Obnoxious girl I went to HS with who thinks she's way smarter than she actually is and apparently goes to stanford law
Civil Procedure, Contracts, Criminal Law, Legal Research and Writing, and Torts....and lots of 8 and 9 am stuff...WoW Stanford is going to be so different now.

Back to Stanford...

Except from 1st law school reading assignment:
"try embracing the ambiguity" hahahahaha love it

Law school is starting to remind me of Oxford...all work very little play. Too bad I don't get free trips to the Globe this time. :-(\

(this one pisses me off, we get it, you have a high priced education)

So happy that so many of my Stanford friends are still on campus ♥

I'm really glad I didn't watch The Paper Chase before I got to law school. It's no where near as bad as that. eesh haha

The Freshman are coming!!!! Welcome to Stanford class of 2015!!!

I've never felt so practical in my whole life. I miss my useless lovely pursuits. Although practicality has its own form of loveliness...I suppose. ♥

(yea, your life is such a grind sweetheart)

I've never done all of my reading for all of my classes before...I knew something felt wrong. lol

Even though I have no real knowledge of econ...almost of all of the conclusions result in "Well, no duh Sherlock!" responses from me. Econ is boring. The scary graphs seem so unnecessary for the simple conclusions. (OMG IM SO SMART!)

Stanford in the rain ♥

too many cases too much information i'm not sure i care about at this point, except for maybe crim law cus thats just cool. aaaahh

I'm afraid of the law school basement area at night...and I don't understand why all of the bathrooms have starting beeping.

These are just some of them from a month long period a few months ago. Keep in mind, some of these are multiple times a day and interspaced with all sorts of mundane ****... Each and every one though contains either the word "Law school" or "Stanford." She actually graduated from Stanford earlier this year, and believe me, the last 4 years have been full of this ****. I could probably find 300 more if I tried.

The ones that aren't about Stanford Law are about how amazing her boyfriend is. And sometimes she manages to include Stanford Law into those too! Ugh.

Last edited by jmakin; 12-28-2011 at 10:13 AM.

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12-28-2011 , 10:03 AM

#4877

NicReynolds

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Originally Posted by GEAUX UL

Wow, that girl is a truly horrible person.

Now she wont get any cupcakes.

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12-28-2011 , 01:27 PM

#4878

Dan Stern

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 159

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Originally Posted by annoying bitchy girl who is extremely hypocritical but doesnt realize it

all the terrible drivers in the world must be in [insert city]

yea, that must be it you ****ing moran. or you just dont know how to drive. so i had to respond "youre driving in [insert city] arent you?"

lol woman drivers

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12-28-2011 , 01:36 PM

#4879

Autocratic

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

I go to a top-tier law school, and the combination of how insular and life-consuming law school is with how highly the students tend to regard themselves is devastating for Facebook purposes. I have a huge percentage of my classmates blocked.

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12-28-2011 , 03:32 PM

#4880

AwesomeO

adept

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Originally Posted by Autocratic

Who posted that update?

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12-28-2011 , 04:10 PM

#4881

jmill

Freak you Bobo Fett

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Originally Posted by saltine

Yeah... no.

That guy is probably posting the same message to every semi-hot girl in his area. No way he hit on her just because she happened to be random and unique.

Plus the entire phrasing of his message is creepy and weird.

Message guy sends is obv lame, but girl posting it for everyone to see is easily worse to me. If she was trying to come across as a huge tool though, props to her.

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12-28-2011 , 04:18 PM

#4882

grando

witty comic

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someone in stanford law doesn't know the plural of freshman? and that nowhere is one word?

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12-28-2011 , 05:12 PM

#4883

prohornblower

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That guy who creeped on that girl deserves to be publicly humiliated. Yeah she gets some "look - I'm wanted" ancillary benefit but she's pretty awesome for posting that. If he doesn't like it, he can try meeting women in a non-I'm-going-to-eventually-wear-your-skin-on-my-face way next time.

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12-28-2011 , 05:17 PM

#4884

grando

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he's probably done that 21,324 times already and does not care

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12-28-2011 , 05:26 PM

#4885

prohornblower

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Honestly there's a non-zero chance it's a corporation trying to collect phone numbers to cold-call.

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12-28-2011 , 05:45 PM

#4886

Snoop Todd

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

Even though I have no real knowledge of econ...almost of all of the conclusions result in "Well, no duh Sherlock!" responses from me. Econ is boring. The scary graphs seem so unnecessary for the simple conclusions.

This girl is obviously insufferable, but this post makes her seem extremely stupid also. How do you pass the LSAT constructing opinions like that?

"I could be an economist if it wasn't so beneath me and I wasn't so busy being a lawyer, and its really too bad for you because I could solve the economy's problems pretty easily too - i wouldnt even need to use the scary graphs like the rest of those simps"

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12-28-2011 , 05:58 PM

#4887

prohornblower

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Law students gonna law student. Shocking.

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12-28-2011 , 06:01 PM

#4888

Apathy

2006/2007 HSNL HU champ

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I think it's the inverse of the cliche the more you learn the more you realize you don't know in action.

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12-28-2011 , 07:18 PM

#4889

RangeyMcTriplmerge

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,467

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Originally Posted by NicReynolds

Now she wont get any cupcakes.

This. Dumb broad.

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12-28-2011 , 07:35 PM

#4890

jmakin

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We have a long hateful history, I don't even know why she added me. On one of those statuses a few months ago I wrote, "we get it, you go to law school" which she deleted.

We took Calculus together and it was the same as the facebook stuff. Even then all she'd talk about was Stanford and the fact she was going to study women's rights or whatever and use her education to help women. I got in many, many arguments with her because she sat behind me constantly yammering about this ****. FOAD ALREADY! I'm trying to sleep here.

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12-28-2011 , 07:39 PM

#4891

jmakin

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I am tempted to post more from my facebook wall, as 90% of my friends are from my uber religious fundamentalist HS, and black people from my old university. My status feed is just jaw dropping sometimes.

Last edited by jmakin; 12-28-2011 at 07:40 PM. Reason: yes, i am saying black people in general are terrible facebookers

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12-28-2011 , 07:40 PM

#4892

Cyluscylus

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Sick calculus brag

Last edited by Cyluscylus; 12-28-2011 at 07:40 PM. Reason: Whered you take it Harvard law?

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12-28-2011 , 07:42 PM

#4893

jmakin

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don't a lot of people take in it HS?

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12-28-2011 , 08:21 PM

#4894

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by Cyluscylus

Sick calculus brag

+1 "I took a class with her" is one way to write that. "I took calculus with her and slept all the time" is another.

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12-28-2011 , 08:22 PM

#4895

jmakin

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So you caught me in a humble brag, so what. If it helps, I barely passed the class. And it was pretty much the only one I took. Can we get back to the point here? Clearly I am not the bad guy in this situation.

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12-28-2011 , 08:23 PM

#4896

Tyler Durden

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don't a lot of people take in it HS?

define "a lot". less than a third of high school students take calculus.

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12-28-2011 , 08:24 PM

#4897

jmakin

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I knew this was going to happen.

Last edited by jmakin; 12-28-2011 at 08:26 PM. Reason: It was Calculus AB!

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12-28-2011 , 08:26 PM

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Cyluscylus

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I took calculus in high school, except when when I looked at differential equations I just thought no **** Sherlock and went back to doing crude poker equations.