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Old 09-08-2011, 02:18 PM   #2911
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

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I don't understand who writes these viral status updates and what they gain from them?
Attention-whoring, plain and simple. If you can get 100 of your "friends" to do something at your command you are powerful!

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Girl who chose to go to a private university (not even a good one, just an expensive one) has been constantly complaining about how broke she is. Just stop, for the love of god.
Let me guess, she's majoring in sociology or something like that.
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Old 09-08-2011, 02:22 PM   #2912
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Humble Brag alert!
I agree that it was a humble brag...but a pretty terrible one. I had a hard time following the trail to fame.
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Old 09-08-2011, 02:23 PM   #2913
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Let me guess, she's majoring in sociology or something like that.
LMAO. English and Sociology.
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Old 09-08-2011, 02:32 PM   #2914
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Just wait a few years and her complaints will be "6 figures in debt and I can't find a job. Thanks, America!"
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Old 09-08-2011, 03:56 PM   #2915
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She's also a bible beater so it will probably go more like, "6 figures and debt and can't find a job. But God will always find a way!"
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Old 09-08-2011, 04:23 PM   #2916
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This made me laugh.

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Feeling like the financial typhoon today... I received my very first Wall Street Journal for my macroeconomics class today : ).
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Old 09-08-2011, 06:06 PM   #2917
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typical white trash single mother (no job) this is just the past 2hrs:

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toddler was giving her daddy a tea party, she brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
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A Wife's Revenge: A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. she drags him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do
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BAR FIGHT!
First 9 friends on your buddy list
Starts the fight: xxx
Hits someone with a bar stool: xxx
Falls off bar stool: xxx
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Gets hit for no reason: xxx
Throws somebody out the window: xxx
Is thrown out the window: xxx
Calls the cops: xxx
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MFAO!!!
You're getting married!
Go to your profile and look at your friends on the left side of your wall..
Person you marry: xxx
Best Man: xxx
... Maid Of Honor: xxx
Person who tries to stop you: xxx
Wedding Crasher: xxx
The Priest: xxx
Eats All the Wedding Cake: xxx
Person who gets really hammered and dances with everyone: xxx
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YOUR NURSING HOME FRIENDS :
Use the first 7 people on the left side . No cheating!
Wheelchair races you down the hallways- xxx
Has to change their depends ALOT-xxx
Steals your food- xxx
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Steals your teeth- xxx
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Wears your clothes- xxx
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ROADTRIP!!
Go to your profile, use first 9 friends..
Driver: xxx
Always gotta potty: xxx
1st to fall asleep: xxx
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Can't be still: xxx
Has to ride on roof because no room in car: xxx
Entertainment/ loudmouth: xxx
Hides in the trunk: xxx
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Who actually reads my posts? Let's see who reads this fully. Leave me a one-word comment that best describes me, using the THIRD letter of your LAST name. It can only be ONE word. Then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word about you
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Old 09-08-2011, 06:14 PM   #2918
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I've seen that last one before, and am still annoyed at myself for not replying with the four letter word that rhymes with rock.
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Old 09-08-2011, 06:34 PM   #2919
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ive seen variants of the "bar fight" thingies and I live in ****ing Sweden
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Old 09-08-2011, 06:35 PM   #2920
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pics of her would be neat
Nothing to write home about, but has like 100+ photos like these





Still no mention of what she did.
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Old 09-08-2011, 07:59 PM   #2921
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Butterface. She kinda looks like Axl Rose in that 2nd pic.
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Old 09-08-2011, 08:08 PM   #2922
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She is hot, but it's a shame OOT is gonna pick her apart.

Would look again. A+++++
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Old 09-08-2011, 08:36 PM   #2923
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tits are spectacular
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Old 09-08-2011, 08:50 PM   #2924
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do want
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Old 09-08-2011, 09:09 PM   #2925
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ive seen variants of the "bar fight" thingies and I live in ****ing Sweden
Same here. It's funny, I see someone post some stupid chain-letter in this thread, like this bar fight or "i know 99% of all of you wont post this because...". Then it takes a week or so and then it's on my feed, in Swedish.

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private number just called me ? Any ideas who?
He also spams something about his Blackberry (I think) id/pin once every week. I don't know how those things works but from some of his posts it seems like he loses it quite often.
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