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12-22-2011 , 11:11 PM

#4826

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

meh i prefer I LOVE PENIS

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12-22-2011 , 11:30 PM

#4827

art__vandelay

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,080

evil steve sounds like a really fun guy to hang out with

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12-23-2011 , 02:43 AM

#4828

huet38

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 862

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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

Only if you pronounce it "fate-hhh".

Edit: or maybe write it like this: F+1/8

I mean, you aren't meant to pronounce it fate-th either

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12-23-2011 , 03:21 AM

#4829

GusJohnsonGOAT

SESwamiGOAT

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15,806

The teacher getting fired for having pictures of her drinking wine is insanely stupid. Our society is so sensitive nowadays; it is pathetic.

I also don't know if the man holding that person hostage is the dumbest person there, or some of the comments about "do the right thing" like he is going to come out of the situation with no major prison time.

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12-23-2011 , 04:56 AM

#4830

cables

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,392

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Originally Posted by puma0

strong

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12-23-2011 , 06:07 AM

#4831

Brocktoon

Unreada Bill

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 8,675

Backstreet one is not so bad.

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12-23-2011 , 02:28 PM

#4832

Kirbynator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52,004

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Originally Posted by Brocktoon

Backstreet one is not so bad.

alright

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12-23-2011 , 02:45 PM

#4833

TheNoodleMan

Wet Noodle

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 16,566

"Is recording my neighbor's obnoxious dog barking (which it does constantly whenever she lets it out) and playing it back out my window at a significantly amplified level, the wrong thing to do before I go talk to her in person? So far I have only blasted a 2 minute clip..."

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12-23-2011 , 02:48 PM

#4834

Alrighty Roo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 16,269

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Originally Posted by TheNoodleMan

Pahahahaha

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12-23-2011 , 03:48 PM

#4835

jpindacasa

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 621

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Originally Posted by TheNoodleMan

you gotta fight fire with fire..

that made my day, wish I could live across the street and just watch this unfold, maybe write a profanity filled complaint letter to the lady playing this on the loud speaker, from the obnoxious neighbor.

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12-24-2011 , 11:59 AM

#4836

happyhappyhappy

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,234

All from a 26-27ish girl who moved back home away from her husband and two boys (6 and 8ish) She's basically been a whoring mess and doesn't seem to care that she's sharing it with all of us.

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Note to self: throwing your iPhone as hard as you can at someone does not solve anything; just a broken phone. :-(

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Really tired of giving 110% only to receive hardly anything in return.

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“Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today, and you make your tomorrow.” -L. Ron Hubbard

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(name of city) keeps getting smaller and smaller....

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Not sure what to say. One of those situations where you want to make it all better but not sure how.... Worst feeling.

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Nothing like feeling completely alone.

Spoiler:

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12-24-2011 , 12:01 PM

#4837

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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“Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today, and you make your tomorrow.” -L. Ron Hubbard

Scientologist, or crappy sci-fi fan?

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12-24-2011 , 04:03 PM

#4838

Koloko

journeyman

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 254

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden_Rhino

The baby has finally gone to bed. Time for some me time. Being a mommy is the most important job in the world!

This is not true. The job of the President of the United States of America is more important than being a mummy.

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12-24-2011 , 06:36 PM

#4839

PoseidonCubed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 15,008

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Originally Posted by scrolls

in case you guys havent seen this yet, here's the 30 craziest facebook stories of 2011. people are even dumber than i thought.

Awesome.

Now I know that the correct reaction when someone un-friends me on Facebook is to burn their house down.

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12-25-2011 , 06:20 AM

#4840

Peter Harris

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 8,424

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

From the girl who posted about a vegan Thanksgiving:

"It's not 1950, 1970 or even 2000 anymore. We all KNOW the truth behind the senseless murders on our tables. Stuff your face (and even worse, your innocent children's) with DEAD, FRIGHTENED, HORMONE-FILLED BLOODY FLESH!! Happy thanksgiving hitlers!"

Today's my turkey day! Happy Xmas Hitlers!

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12-25-2011 , 05:37 PM

#4841

SaulPaul

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 510

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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT

The teacher getting fired for having pictures of her drinking wine is insanely stupid. Our society is so sensitive nowadays; it is pathetic.

Please don't condemn the whole of american/european society with the oversensitive/boneheaded decision of one headmaster. Yes that was a pathetic decision

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12-25-2011 , 11:00 PM

#4842

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

Not a status but this is under "Favorite Quotations" of a guy that went to high school with me:

"If we marched for our race & rights, you would call us racists. You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it, but when we announce our white pride, you call us racists. You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us, But when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist. I am proud, But you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists?"