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Well and truely turned the Ghetto into a Grotto 2nite got me new xmas tree after I went jackie chan style on my old tree last week coz I didn't like its attitude few bevvys 2mora in the Ghetto/Grotto hmmmm I think fookin so it wud be rude not too Merry freakin christmas homies. XxX

Allegedly this is English.

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12-20-2011 , 10:39 PM

#4802

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

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Originally Posted by Josem

Allegedly this is English.

"turned the ghetto into a grotto" is ****ing poetry mang

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12-20-2011 , 10:49 PM

#4803

Hey_Porter

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,896

Not directly facebook related, but a friend of mine is constantly posting about her son "Kaedin." I was initially distressed to hear that she had named her child something that is not a name, then was equally distressed to learn that Kaedin is actually a recognized name.

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12-20-2011 , 11:49 PM

#4804

scrolls

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ive heard kaedin several times before. not the most common name but didnt think it was rare by any means. if you really want to go on life tilt check out the month or 2 old thread titled something like "what should i name my child?" im still convinced the entire thread was a level b/c of how awful most of the names were.

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12-21-2011 , 02:17 AM

#4805

moo buckets

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MY NAME IS OTTO, I LIKE TO GET GROTTO

here's a good one, plus the response is from the OP

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Hey You!!! Yes, this is for the people messing with my computer, my files, my life. you wana **** me up?, come to my house and do somthing about it!!! there is not much you can do about nothing, I am still here, still alive, still breathing..what makes me special you can't steal!!!, you can try to, but you can't "Hack" me or my life..this ****en internet world is not real pepole!!! so if you think your smarter then me your prolly right but good luck with your own life if your job is trying to **** with mine, this has nothing to do with ASU just for you info guys...

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Hackers Can **** right off..Honestly..What I have you can't take away from me you ****en tool...yah..you think I can't see when your in my settings? might be a PC but it is fairly revealing...just wanted you to know I am on to you !!!!

I doubt the bot that activated the account that has been idle for 3 months or whatever is intimidated by this.. :P

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12-21-2011 , 03:53 AM

#4806

cables

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,392

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Originally Posted by amead

arrrgh wtf plagiarism of status updates is tiltingly lame.

Example: This has been a **** year for my fantasy dictator team.

lol, i composed an almost identical status yesterday morning but deleted it without posting, glad i managed to avoid the cliche.

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12-22-2011 , 05:56 AM

#4807

saltine

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 432

my mother

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I DO NOT CARE IF THIS DOES OFFEND SOMEONE…THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE…I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERY YEAR WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND; THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TAKE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS BECAUSE IT MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE…WELL, HOW ABOUT ALL OF THE CHRISTIANS?...WHAT ABOUT OFFENDING US BECAUSE YOU ARE TAKING OUR CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS?...CHRIST IS CHRISTMAS!...IF YOU AREN'T CELEBRATING CHRIST THEN WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING?...CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE BIRTH OF OUR SAVIOR!...CHRISTMAS IS ONE OF A FEW HOLIDAYS LEFT THAT CELEBRATE "MY" CHRIST!...LEAVE "MY" CHRISTMAS ALONE!...AND TELL EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS, NOT HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!...RE-POST IF YOU’RE NOT ASHAMED!! AMEN

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12-22-2011 , 09:24 AM

#4808

EvilSteve

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IF YOU AREN'T CELEBRATING CHRIST THEN WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING?...CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE BIRTH OF OUR SAVIOR!

As a non-Christian, I actually agree with this part. I couldn't care less about Christmas. It's a Christian holiday and not for me. I realize that's a minority view, and even most atheists celebrate Christmas in some form, but I find this strange.

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12-22-2011 , 10:15 AM

#4809

RayPowers

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Originally Posted by saltine

my mother

Send her this for additional fun:

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stor...christian.html

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12-22-2011 , 11:56 AM

#4810

Victor

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

how do you feel about halloween?

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12-22-2011 , 02:16 PM

#4811

scrolls

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in case you guys havent seen this yet, here's the 30 craziest facebook stories of 2011. people are even dumber than i thought.

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12-22-2011 , 02:24 PM

#4812

fezjones

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lol @ first story

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12-22-2011 , 02:54 PM

#4813

SaulPaul

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from the article listed above:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/man-c...k-during-16-ho

Jason Valdez held a woman hostage for 16 hours in a hotel room in Utah and basically live-blogged the entire thing on Facebook. Here are his updates. This whole thing is totally crazy, especially the comments from his family/relatives throughout the whole thing.

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12-22-2011 , 03:42 PM

#4814

Dominic

Tripod

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That hostage one is crazy.....the others....well, people are amazingly stupid

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12-22-2011 , 04:20 PM

#4815

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by Victor

how do you feel about halloween?

I don't care about halloween either. I'm not a Satanist.

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12-22-2011 , 04:31 PM

#4816

Yads

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"Good Bye Solstice, every thing is up hill from here... Longer days, warmer days are around the corner"

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12-22-2011 , 04:37 PM

#4817

EvilSteve

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Originally Posted by Yads

"Good Bye Solstice, every thing is up hill from here... Longer days, warmer days are around the corner"

What's wrong with acknowledging winter solstice? For a second I thought they got the date wrong but Dec 22 it is.

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12-22-2011 , 04:51 PM

#4818

Yads

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

What's wrong with acknowledging winter solstice? For a second I thought they got the date wrong but Dec 22 it is.

The fact that it's the first day of winter, which means we're heading into our coldest months.

"...warmer days are around the corner"

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12-22-2011 , 04:54 PM

#4819

ctyri

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

Pretty good example of an annoying FB status.

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12-22-2011 , 04:56 PM

#4820

EvilSteve

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Originally Posted by ctyri

Pretty good example of an annoying FB status.

I agree but I wouldn't post that on FB. Actually I post almost nothing on FB and haven't posted anything in months.

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12-22-2011 , 05:06 PM

#4821

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

I post almost nothing on FB and haven't posted anything in months.

Pretty good example of an annoying FB status.

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12-22-2011 , 06:10 PM

#4822

stinkypete

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Originally Posted by Yads

The fact that it's the first day of winter, which means we're heading into our coldest months.

"...warmer days are around the corner"

hence "around the corner" and not "here"

if you're that much of nit i'm sure you can find something that annoys you in every single facebook status update

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12-22-2011 , 10:27 PM

#4823

garcia1000

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This one was pretty lol I think

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12-22-2011 , 11:06 PM

#4824

Cyluscylus

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

people have been surrounding themselves with food, family and friends during the harsh winter months long before Christmas existed. The holidays are just our modern day excuse to help us through this part of the year.