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12-19-2011 , 01:57 AM

#4776

JustifiableCause

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,121

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Originally Posted by Karak

while your friend is sort of grating, i think people like you are a bit worse

Excuse me, I've acquired a vapid state of mind in recent months. In hindsight I see it more so.

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12-19-2011 , 02:02 AM

#4777

goofball

Beat Nate Silver

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 20,424

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Originally Posted by killer_kill

It's an empty house so you know what that means... Lets crank the Christmas beats and get my "wrap" on! Holla!

It's the quotation marks around wrap that really make this one art.

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12-19-2011 , 02:03 AM

#4778

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

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Originally Posted by scrolls

meh, sometimes i cant help myself and ill troll some terrible statuses. although "I do that too but I don't feel the need to tell everyone." is a piss poor attempt at trolling so maybe my comment doesnt really apply here.

yea i mean some trolling is funny if you know the guy, but at least be comedic about it. if it's some rando stranger you facebooked for some reason, dont be a dick and just unfriend them.

suggested funny trolling would be: "keep us updated"

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12-19-2011 , 01:52 PM

#4779

NameOnTheCake

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 19,597

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Lmao this is exactly what I hate about facebook. The people who use it to post meaningless facts about their daily life.

My friend posted the other day "getting groceries." I comment "I do that too but I don't feel the need to tell everyone."

for awhile I was that guy that posted insightful articles about various topics and in retrospect I think that might be just as bad or worse.

deactivate your account

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12-19-2011 , 02:04 PM

#4780

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

Hit "Share" IF YOU FOUND "©" in 10 seconds! ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®©®®®®®®®® ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®

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12-19-2011 , 02:15 PM

#4781

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,272

you've got to be ****ing kidding me

Last edited by Dominic; 12-19-2011 at 02:15 PM. Reason: and I still looked for it, too

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12-19-2011 , 02:31 PM

#4782

baumer

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,061

42,-4

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12-19-2011 , 02:36 PM

#4783

JaredL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 22,523

Ctrl+f FTW

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12-19-2011 , 02:51 PM

#4784

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

weird, i found it instantly

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12-19-2011 , 02:55 PM

#4785

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

Me too, there's more than enough of a contrast for it to stick out. If there were a circled-P character or something, that would be much harder to find.

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12-20-2011 , 01:29 AM

#4786

garcia1000

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,855

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12-20-2011 , 02:45 AM

#4787

Jack Bando

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,587

Ugh. Someone just shared a photo+wall of text.

Photo is (hopefully fake) a person half through the windshield with a few people crying nearby. Wall of text is the "classic" story that's at least 12 years old about some girl who doesn't drink and gets killed by a drunk driver who walks away.

1)If I've got 2 minutes to live I'm pretty sure I couldn't tell a reporter the story of my night. (Cause it's a "true" story)

2)So the moral of the story is......drink cause you'll walk away?

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12-20-2011 , 07:29 AM

#4788

buccobaseball24

banned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,542

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Originally Posted by Karak

while your friend is sort of gr8ing, i think people like you are a bit worse

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12-20-2011 , 09:47 AM

#4789

Kneel B4 Zod

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 27,952

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Originally Posted by LostOstrich

I HAVE A FEELING I KNOW WHO WILL SHARE THIS I HOPE YOU PROVE ME WRONG I"LL BE WATCHING

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12-20-2011 , 09:54 AM

#4790

kaisovski

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 364

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Originally Posted by Xkf

this girl is short, fat, dumb, and posts nonstop about how much she parties. she even added "snooki" to her middle name on facebook.

winner, winner, chicken dinner.

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12-20-2011 , 10:25 AM

#4791

amead

veteran

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 2,472

Not sure if this qualifies, but I'm "friends" with some random chick I knew from HS/college time a decade ago. She was a dumb slutty hot chick, obv.

She is a professional status updater, and probably posts 4+ daily.

The problem is, lots of them are actually pretty solid/witty. So much so that I always read them and think wow, she must have turned out ok.

Until I finally got suspicious and Googled a couple of her updates, and obviously there are a million identical hits out there on twitter, etc.

arrrgh wtf plagiarism of status updates is tiltingly lame.

Example: This has been a **** year for my fantasy dictator team.

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12-20-2011 , 10:34 AM

#4792

fezjones

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,961

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Originally Posted by amead

obv play is to just rage **** her

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12-20-2011 , 11:39 AM

#4793

jjshabado

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,732

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Originally Posted by kaisovski

winner, winner, chicken dinner.

No.

These posts are getting as annoying as most of these FB statuses.

And besides, the dying cancer girl who made her boyfriend live without her for her last 24 hours was the clear winner.

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12-20-2011 , 01:50 PM

#4794

Hey_Porter

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,896

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Originally Posted by amead

This got ME suspicious of a friend of mine who is far and away the wittiest facebooker out of all my friends. I did the same thing, and was pleased to discover he's apparently authentic.

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12-20-2011 , 04:23 PM

#4795

Spottswoode

veteran

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,960

34 year old high school friend just posted this gem on her FB:

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how the hell do you spell manacin as in those fake people dressed up in dept stores

......................

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12-20-2011 , 05:11 PM

#4796

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,272

to be fair, that is a tough one

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12-20-2011 , 05:34 PM

#4797

CopTHIS

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 4,094

If only she had a computer to look it up.

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12-20-2011 , 05:40 PM

#4798

ctyri

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 6,488

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Originally Posted by Spottswoode

34 year old high school friend just posted this gem on her FB:

how the hell do you spell manacin as in those fake people dressed up in dept stores

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Originally Posted by CopTHIS

If only she had a computer to look it up.

Lol.

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12-20-2011 , 07:01 PM

#4799

bearz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,771

"Turned a non-functional, cluttered table into a quiet study area with binders of different articles from various counseling classes, different translations of bibles, two bible commentaries, and a bible dictionary. Jazzed up the table with a cool piece of fabric."

tldr; she put books on a table