It's the daily double of bad posting. It's a re-post, and it's about a topic that hasn't been part of the conversation since 1994.

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Almost choked to death from the laughter, omg. I can't believe that's real. Best post in the thread so far.

Is it his first girlfriend?

It doesn't even make any sense. Are there people telling this person they can't celebrate Christmas in their own home?

lol Michael..

The gf somehow looks hot though, we need a big pic of her too.

Dude has a 4.0 GPA.

Fear Itself,

This thread can only go downhill after that post.

lmao it's called the black spiders, it's a Mexican gang! Arañas negro!

How can a guy like Michael possibly get such a hot girl? It's seriously blows my mind.

Thankfully for me Fear Itself forgot to black out Michael's full name on one post so I got to check out his Facebook page which is even better than the screenshot. And then I got to check out his hot GF's page which comes with lots of bikini pics. (fist pump)

i can't wait to see michael flip his **** when his gf dumps his clingy insane ass. please post when that happens

Thank you, sir.

I wonder if he knows all the tranny stuff shows up on his wall when he likes it?

I've come to the conclusion that neither of their accounts can possibly be real.

Mikey put his cellphone number on his wall. Somebody should Google Voice him to say what's up. My suspicion is that someone is playing a prank on the real Michael B.

One is real.

A kid that I worked at a Pizza Hut with last year always rants about cars and how America sucks because everyone is obsessed with going green and moving away from gas guzzling muscle cars and big trucks and other random bs. Oh yeah, he is 20 has a HS education and drives a Cavalier.
and a great comment on this status: That's awesome ****! I bet you could get that published!! Like in a poetry book. Like Where the Sidewalk Ends.

That whole thing is a huge level.

Rofl

When the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
Is this man truly a genius? Checked out and this is true...it DID happen!

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama...'s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
It could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)

Remember, there IS a test coming up. The 2012 elections.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

This gem is spreading on fb.

GF account obv fake, you can tell by the type of pictures they have up, + the fact that there's an album where "she" is supposed to be a UFC ring girl, despite that girl not being the same as the one in the other pics.

Just not sure if it's the douchebag himself who made the fake account or some random.

lol

This.
Pls be updating when the girl dumps he's as$.

wow, michael is quite awesome. More Michael updates please!

the juxtaposition between ultimate beta pussy and ALPHA RAGE is pretty great. and the epipen belly ofc

this is some quality stuff except for trying to pass off the parable as true.


michael is an obvious gimmick