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04-09-2011 , 09:20 PM

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JaredL

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'lol'

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04-09-2011 , 10:05 PM

#427

muttiah

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Originally Posted by JessterCPA

Here you go

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04-09-2011 , 11:07 PM

#428

prohornblower

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So that's the license plate he rewarded himself with after beating Arkham Asylum?

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04-10-2011 , 12:54 AM

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GimmeDat

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some of these statuses are pretty bad but a lot of you guys really need to calm down and not get so easily annoyed

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04-10-2011 , 01:03 AM

#430

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04-10-2011 , 01:12 AM

#431

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Originally Posted by GimmeDat

some of these statuses are pretty bad but a lot of you guys really need to calm down and not get so easily annoyed

Did you miss the last 80 posts or so? Some of that stuff is just complete douchiness/narcissistic.

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04-10-2011 , 02:01 AM

#432

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Originally Posted by supafrey

Yes it's not like 1 in 4 Canadian children lives in poverty and skips meals. Absentee parents, overfilled and understaffed schools, and drastically underfunded social services simply don't happen here. There also isn't a completely disenfranchised and underemployed youth work force. Babies for everyone! Everyone is a miracle!

Where the **** in Canada do you live? Unless it's Nunavut, this is epically overdramatic.

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04-10-2011 , 10:30 AM

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muttiah

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The new gay Like button reminded me of this thread

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04-10-2011 , 12:21 PM

#434

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You should set up a page for your show and not use your personal facebook imo. Just slightly more professional/acceptable.

Glad you mentioned this because I was unsure on this.

I already have one but only about 1/3 of the friends. Not acceptable to do both?

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04-10-2011 , 12:58 PM

#435

supafrey

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Originally Posted by Redmen62

Where the **** in Canada do you live? Unless it's Nunavut, this is epically overdramatic.

More like informed.

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04-10-2011 , 12:59 PM

#436

Tyler Durden

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This is from a girl I went to college with. At first I thought it was a joke but now I realize it's serious, which is hilarious to me:

"Got to spend the whole day with my hubby. We laughed a lot, then went to red lobster. Pretty good Saturday."

I am looking at my news feed and I think about 90% of status updates can go in this thread.

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04-10-2011 , 03:03 PM

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Absolutely. We're in the middle of a Federal election campaign in Canada and its making me want to punch people in the face at least 4 times a day.

some chick I went to high school with:

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Just a reminder to everyone that when election day is here that Michael Ignatieff DID NOT come back for YOU. Vote Green Party

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04-10-2011 , 03:43 PM

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That isn't too bad at all. If they have different schedules, a day off together can be a pretty big deal. Not like she said something douchey like "Went to Red Lobster with my hubby, BE JEALOUS." sadly i have seen ridiculous updates like they where BE JEALOUS should be "FEEL BAD FOR MY ****TY LIFE."

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04-10-2011 , 04:27 PM

#439

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Bitter and betrayed, broken but never disbanded.\
i was jaded then, and maybe still am, but will push on.\

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F****yyyyy

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Mutha ****as talk **** ima punch em in the DICK

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a distorted reality is now a necessity to be free
i dont think im ever gonna figure it out.

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**** yea ABR !!
Shots with the guitarist what whuuuuut?
god damn that was sick. ♥

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I burned in the garden of paradise ... Can you show me what its like to be alive?

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from my chest pubes all the way down to my ball fro

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Facebook : i just puked. Not from being hungover, but from cleaning up my cat puke. FML

these from my sister, just this week.

and look out world:

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Can someone tell me how to work this twitter business ? i've figured out why i rape everyones status feeds, its because i don't have twitter ! how do i make friends? Help?

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04-10-2011 , 04:36 PM

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Utterly normal unless you want to get into class warfare about Red Lobster. This thread is taking a turn for the idiotic.

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04-10-2011 , 04:44 PM

#441

Tyler Durden

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The Red Lobster part is funny b/c it's RED LOBSTER. That place is turbul

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04-10-2011 , 05:12 PM

#442

Tyler Durden

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Girl that went to high school with me:

"aaagh. trying to negotiate this multiple offer deal and host xxx's 2nd bday party. I'm going to need a bottle of wine after today"

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04-10-2011 , 05:14 PM

#443

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Tyler,

You are ****ing terrible at this thread. Stop. (I'm not saying this as a mod, just as a person who thinks you're terrible, but I'm about to smoke up and may not be responsible for my actions in a few minutes)

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04-10-2011 , 05:36 PM

#444

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Originally Posted by crazy self absorbed girl

a guy at the gym asked me to spot him on the bench today. =) He asked ME, a GIRL. NOT a BOY. YIPPY!!!!!!!!!! =) I got guns, son!

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04-10-2011 , 05:36 PM

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compulsive liar i've known since grade school:

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"Cant wait golf courses will be opening this weekend and it will be time to set some course records."

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"Happy 13th BDay to our teenager. By the way kick their butts at baseball evaluations today. We know you are a super star now show the new coaches what a real ball player is all about. Don't hurt anyone by throwing to hard for the other kids."

Also, started a stupid tea baggerish argument after a Daily Show clip I posted mislabeling the Democrats as "the right" in the process.

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04-10-2011 , 05:43 PM

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some dude wants to break golf records, what's wrong with that?

parents want their kid to do well, posting words of encouragement...what is wrong with that? =O (besides the incorrect use of "to" "too")

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04-10-2011 , 05:50 PM

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posted by microblogging newlywed chick
I have never wanted to be wanted the way i'm wanted by you.

I removed her from my news feed after that post. Just browsed and found the typical annoying bull****:

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happy 1 month anniversary baby!!

happy 3 month anniversary. best husband ever he made me soup!!!

happy 6 month anniversary! you're the best baby!

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04-10-2011 , 05:58 PM

#448

Tyler Durden

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Originally Posted by Dids

You're ****ing terrible at ALL threads! You're the worst poster on 2p2!

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04-10-2011 , 05:59 PM

#449

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"Can anyone let me have a shower, il rob you something from any shop"

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04-10-2011 , 06:14 PM

#450

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Originally Posted by TheCroShow

some dude wants to break golf records, what's wrong with that?

He's not good enough to break course records and is a compulsive liar. I'm pretty sure he has tried to or possibly actually gotten a score registered at a course as the course record. I'd bet everything I own it wasn't a legit score.

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