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Come on - I cannot believe this is serious

Seattle Seahawks attire...okay. Toque on in summer...hmmm. Football being "chess-like strategy"? Okay Einstein. Seattle stuff with (Seattle) Starbucks sign in background with monkey iced drink? Sweet troll. Proper grammar? There's just no way...

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07-07-2017 , 12:16 AM

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rakemeplz

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Why do people search for these memes?

Why do they find ones they think are meaningful and post them to their social media internet pages?

Why are they always awful?

Here's one from "Your loss, I'm awesome"

Here's some moar:

From: Treat Her Right Bro

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07-07-2017 , 02:48 AM

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Minimalist

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07-07-2017 , 02:52 AM

#41204

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

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Originally Posted by grando1.0

Yeah I know, but apparently he is real - the thread goes on and on with him defending himself, mostly other Mexican ex-pats arguing about how soccer doesn't suck.

Apparently he has a youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuD...wmd20A4A/about

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07-07-2017 , 02:56 AM

#41205

brandoncla

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Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 5,728

YOUR WIN.

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07-07-2017 , 03:32 AM

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OmgGlutten!

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of course he is a Christian missionary/something something "my Christian faith"... hmm... wonder how he pays the bills.

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07-07-2017 , 08:32 AM

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sumey

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Originally Posted by OmgGlutten!

there is no way in hell that USA is as high as #7 in education.

Same for the UK being ranked so highly, just no chance.

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07-07-2017 , 09:09 AM

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buffett

adept

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

That guy sounds like the rootin'est, tootin'est, roughest, toughest (sure don't take no guffinest) god fearin', Jesus lovinist, constitutionalist, flag salutinest, straight shootin' sombitch in town!

Thank you for this. This is one of the most beautiful things I've read in quite some time. Just wonderful.

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07-08-2017 , 02:02 AM

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Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

Yeah and there is that German Shepard that survived cancer and wrote a sign in sharpie saying they bet they don't even get one like for it! Lots of people prayed for that dog in the comments, too. Everything is okay. We are a brilliant species.

***** popped up again.

Also:

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07-08-2017 , 02:13 AM

#41210

goofball

Beat Nate Silver

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 20,424

that last one's pretty good

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07-10-2017 , 04:54 PM

#41211

tabbaker

2018 Swami Champion

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 13,788

Not a status but something weird. Girl I'm Facebook friends with has family in Italy and is visiting. Someone in the family has a baby and in every picture an emoji is placed over her? face. I don't get it.

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07-10-2017 , 05:42 PM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Probably "I'm scared of a pedophile seeing my child" thing.

Or it's really ugly.

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07-10-2017 , 06:49 PM

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rakemeplz

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Joined a few groups which posts awesome pics like this one!

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07-10-2017 , 08:21 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Oh I don't know tho. I bet if we present some facts to them they might change their mind.

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07-10-2017 , 10:26 PM

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W0X0F

sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,829

In my experience (and, sadly, with members of my family) they are immune to facts. Anything that is critical of their boy king is "fake news."

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07-11-2017 , 11:15 AM

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rakemeplz

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They have facts...they call them alternate facts and those are the absolute best facts there are. Fact!

Anyways this person seems to like yelling into her social media portal. Not sure what to call her yet. Here is something she yelled at me and the world recently:

DONT PARENTS TEACH THERE BOYS NOT TO HIT A FEMALE!!!!! IF UR A BOY AN HIT A FEMALE UR A PUSSY !!!!!!

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07-11-2017 , 12:46 PM

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Gorgonian

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It's really common for a certain demographic to use "an" instead of "and" on my facebook feed. What is that? That doesn't seem remotely ok.

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07-11-2017 , 01:37 PM

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campfirewest

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Can you defeat Satan?

https://www.facebook.com/TheLordMySh...8083215243174/

Also, I'm not sure why this is a video of a pic.

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07-11-2017 , 02:19 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by campfirewest

Can you defeat Satan?

https://www.facebook.com/TheLordMySh...8083215243174/

Also, I'm not sure why this is a video of a pic.

I think they do the video of a pic thing because it auto plays when you scroll by it so they can track how many people see it as a "view".

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07-11-2017 , 03:36 PM

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OmgGlutten!

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post this to the trumpkins

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07-12-2017 , 12:32 AM

#41221

Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by OmgGlutten!

post this to the trumpkins

This is demonstrated in every thread regarding police brutality.

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07-12-2017 , 01:12 AM

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rakemeplz

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07-12-2017 , 01:56 PM

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DrChesspain

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"So, here's my issue.
Bridal shops do not carry enough larger sized gowns for moms, moms like me!! How are we supposed to buy a gown that we can't get on?? The shops claim "just put the top part on if you can-or hold it up against you"...what??!!
So, I should give you hundreds of dollars to order a gown I can't try on??"