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Marc is 6 months today. Much has changed. I get excited when I see poop. I love the smell of it, the color, texture. You name it! I don't know the meaning of 'beauty sleep' any more. The list goes on and on. But one thing is for sure, I love every moment of it and wouldn't have it any other way!

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11-05-2011 , 10:09 PM

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Cleary89

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

thats a pretty sick fetish. does she smell the fathers poop too?

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11-05-2011 , 10:52 PM

#4028

blankoblanco

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,395

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Originally Posted by Iaminhere

The only people who love me unconditionally are God and my lawyer.

pretty sure her hiring the lawyer is the condition, not very unconditional

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11-05-2011 , 10:59 PM

#4029

Teebor

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 429

"But one thing is for sure, I love every moment of it and wouldn't have it any other way!"

This is a common theme that runs through these updates. Seems like they are desperately trying to convince themselves.

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11-05-2011 , 11:10 PM

#4030

blankoblanco

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Originally Posted by shriners

LMAOO

what the ****

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11-06-2011 , 10:09 AM

#4031

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

"I don't get and I don't like fake people. Never have, never will. Thats why I don't keep 200 random strangers on my fb. Just FYI. Think twice before you talk to me. I'm not just ANYone."

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11-06-2011 , 12:25 PM

#4032

bgomez89

adept

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 972

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

"I don't get and I don't like fake people. Never have, never will. Thats why I don't keep 200 random strangers on my fb. Just FYI. Think twice before you talk to me. I'm not just ANYone."

Snap defriend

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11-06-2011 , 12:25 PM

#4033

Khaos4k

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Anyone who talks about fake people is going to be completely insufferable.

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11-06-2011 , 03:30 PM

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Jzo19

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11-06-2011 , 04:22 PM

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prohornblower

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How is there not a Ban Dids option in that poll?

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11-06-2011 , 06:08 PM

#4036

Cyluscylus

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,578

"well my streak of not crying since 7th grade has came to an abrupt end"

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11-06-2011 , 07:31 PM

#4037

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,255

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Originally Posted by Cyluscylus

"well my streak of not crying since 7th grade has came to an abrupt end"

"my streak of not caring hasn't"

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11-06-2011 , 07:47 PM

#4038

isolated.

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,248

"at least you came"

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11-07-2011 , 01:14 AM

#4039

EEEJay

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 258

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Originally Posted by Jzo19

Those are basically the only Facebook questions I bother to answer and I always answer 0.

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11-07-2011 , 01:34 AM

#4040

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

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Originally Posted by jjshabado

What? The nacho and kabob statuses were totally fine (unless they're overused).

The nacho status is not totally fine--why does anyone give a **** that somebody ate a bunch of nachos?

Some cokehead I used to be friends with posted this:

"Taking a trip to Dallas this week."

Okay, so? I want to comment with "Neat" but I have a feeling he won't pick up on the sarcasm. Perhaps "Boy, that sure is interesting" would be better.

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11-07-2011 , 01:40 AM

#4041

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

Oh last week at dinner my wife arbitrarily says "BAZINGA!" and since I had not mentioned this term to her I asked her wtf it meant and she said Sheldon from Big Bang Theory says it after a joke.

Stuey Griffin said "Bazing!" after one of his lines a few years ago. I guess this is a popular thing along with its variations. who knew?

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11-07-2011 , 03:30 AM

#4042

sledghammer

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,120

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

You tell people where you are going so that if they happen to be in the same place, you can meet for lunch or drinks or something.

In before "why the **** would anybody want to hang out with anyone else?!?"

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11-07-2011 , 08:07 AM

#4043

mutigers

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my fb has been gone for a month or so but honestly half these statuses are so ridiculously beyond standard for people str out of high school or in college at least from my 500 or so fb friend sample size....some of them are hilarious dont get me wrong, but the vast majority ITT are literally things i used to see on an hourly basis...i never de-friended anyone because of them however

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11-07-2011 , 08:41 AM

#4044

jjshabado

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Originally Posted by sledghammer

You tell people where you are going so that if they happen to be in the same place, you can meet for lunch or drinks or something.

This.

Whenever I go someplace where I know a bunch of people and I'm going to be there for more than a day or two I always post it. It avoids having to tell everyone you're there, it avoids having anyone offended because you forgot to tell them, and it means people will invite you to anything that's happening because now they know you're around.

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11-07-2011 , 08:44 AM

#4045

jjshabado

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

The nacho status is not totally fine--why does anyone give a **** that somebody ate a bunch of nachos?

Why do people have to give a **** about every status? If they're random comments from a person that doesn't post an excessive amount of time - I don't give a **** and sometimes I'll be like - damn, I feel like kabobs too.

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11-07-2011 , 08:55 AM

#4046

Khaos4k

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Complaining about inane status updates is annoying in itself. They're so completely standard its not worth commenting on.

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11-07-2011 , 09:28 AM

#4047

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

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Originally Posted by sledghammer

You tell people where you are going so that if they happen to be in the same place, you can meet for lunch or drinks or something.

I know, I know. It just seems stupid.

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11-07-2011 , 09:30 AM

#4048

Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

"Hi, Monday. You came too soon. Again."

I really want to comment on the wording used but I'll refrain. It's taking a hell of a lot of self control tho.

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11-07-2011 , 09:32 AM

#4049

FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,097

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

I know, I know. It just seems stupid.

But it's not? At all. That's like how Facebook is supposed to be used. This last page or so has really lost track of the idiotic/narcissistic/annoying part of the thread title and switched to just posting facebook statuses.

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11-07-2011 , 10:35 AM

#4050

jjshabado

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Agreed. The bar for acceptable Facebook statuses is pretty low - since it's obviously meant for inane stuff and general impersonal-blast-style comments on your life (like telling people that you're visiting a city where you have a bunch of friends).

This thread is for making fun of the idiots that can't even meet that low bar.

Edit: Not to say that there isn't a reasonable point in mocking all Facebook posts - but in that case you should just be leaving Facebook.

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