Not sure if real...

[x] lolled

Funny but fake

A girl on my FB wrote "who has the work/home life balance figured out, I could use some tips and tricks."

I responded with ideas of prepping meals one to two days a week to have more time at night, or going in early to have more time in the afternoon to go to the gym before you have to get kids from Daycare, or making a schedule in Excell and adjusting/moving things around like cleaning to house to make your time more efficient.

Then all these women started talking about how she wasn't referring to a 9-5, she and they work for themselves and it's so difficult to separate work from home life because they work from home, and they basically mocked what I wrote because they can't just leave work like I do.

The girl joined a mother****ing MLM scam, and all these women are talking about how difficult it is to manage work/home life.

That Herbalife isn't gonna sell itself.

I mean, they obviously can't manage a real job or start up business so how could you possibly expect them to follow advice as complicated as making a schedule on a spreadsheet and balancing the time you focus on work and the time you focus on kids?

serious LOL at the gang of MLM moms basically looking down their virtual noses and laughing at M when she actually does balance raising a kid on her own and working (somewhat hard) at a full time job.

Well looks like eat **** with a strong chance of **** you.

Lol. Giving advice to people who post their challenges online who then turn **** on it? Must be weird.

Johnny sees that I went meta

I am pretty sure all women will eventually become LuLuRoe vendors, and they'll just buy leggings from each other.

I just Googled that company as I'd never heard of them before. There stuff is so bad it makes models look ****.

"Russell's sentiment is mine. This was the hope I saw with the potential election of Trump.

Some thought I was a supporter of his policy or his process. For an outsider to come in and win shows the people are truly tired of status quo. Even if he is as bad as he seems, the electorate can't go back to what it was. That's what led to Trump.

I'll state this again. Best case scenario is that Trump wins defeating the establishment and does something to get impeached. Sanders takes over on some unconventional shakeup of US electoral policy."
Conspiracy guy still going on with sanders replacing trump in his fantasy land

Underpants gnome through the whole chain of succession

more like

Why can't Jesus do that when he's Tweeting away on his iPhone?!?

looks like he's shafting him

Now that's all I can see lmao

Guiding his hand right to the pussy.

Pretty sure Jesus writes a lot of Trump's tweets

Nope, not nearly funny enough to have a Jew writing for him...

I don't know, he makes me laugh just about every day.

a good quality in a world leader

I wonder what Jesus thinks about keeping middle east people out of the USA?

Guy is a treasure trove.