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12-05-2016 , 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
did Obama do that singlehandedly?
If he gets the blame for the bad stuff, seems only fair that he should get credit for the good.
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12-05-2016 , 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
did Obama do that singlehandedly?
Pretty sure Obama is either Jesus or the anti-Christ, depending on your side of the political spectrum.
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12-05-2016 , 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
did Obama do that singlehandedly?
lol, it happened September-December 2008, when Bush was still President. Singlehandedly might be an exaggeration.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automo...008%E2%80%9310
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12-05-2016 , 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Pretty sure Obama is either Jesus or the anti-Christ, depending on your side of the political spectrum.
I must not be anywhere on your spectrum. To me he was just another President and while I didn't like everything he did, he seems like a decent, thoughtful, intelligent man.

The new guy, however, seems to be none of those things.
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12-06-2016 , 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by PocketChads
Yes, don't y8u remember when he was our dictator?
I remember my friends sharing a lot of fb memes to that effect, must be true! those damn executive orders!
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12-06-2016 , 10:40 AM



Posted by a girl who always complains about how she has no money, and her husband is out of work.
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12-06-2016 , 10:43 AM
That post triggers my #freedom.
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12-06-2016 , 10:47 AM
Just do what my parents did; explain that the other kids in my school must have been really good last year and that maybe i should actually try to be good next year. It usually got me to be very well behaved for January.
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12-06-2016 , 10:49 AM
I just commented back that I hope my kids never think that Christmas is about what kind of gifts you get, and if they ever complained then they wouldn't celebrate Christmas ever again.
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12-06-2016 , 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by EddyB66
I just commented back that I hope my kids never think that Christmas is about what kind of gifts you get, and if they ever complained then they wouldn't celebrate Christmas ever again.
Idk if this is awesome out I'm just half asleep still but I liked it.
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12-06-2016 , 11:47 AM
Of course Christmas is about getting presents for kids. You think they spend 30 days counting down to the day they're gonna get to see Great Aunt Hortense?
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12-06-2016 , 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
Of course Christmas is about getting presents for kids. You think they spend 30 days counting down to the day they're gonna get to see Great Aunt Hortense?
this.
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12-06-2016 , 04:07 PM
my dad never let me believe in santa, no way that fat **** was taking credit for the bike he got me
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12-06-2016 , 06:39 PM
Santa is supposed to an uber all knowing soul seeing boss who give you awesome presents for being awesome, he shouldn't chince out because some kids are poor IYAM.
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12-07-2016 , 12:44 AM
Two different stupid emmer effers posted pictures with the caption "this just happened" within an hour on my feed.

One was of a half eaten in and out burger. The other was of some "win a house" sweepstakes they must have bought a $25 ticket for.
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12-07-2016 , 10:12 AM
And so it begins...

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12-07-2016 , 10:14 AM
I say "Merry Christmas" but only on December 24th and 25th. Saying it on December 7th is just dumb.
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12-07-2016 , 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
I say "Merry Christmas" but only on December 24th and 25th. Saying it on December 7th is just dumb.
Merry Christmas
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12-07-2016 , 11:45 AM
I like that the Thug Custom Cycles guys whine about what people call Christmas trees on Facebook. How very gangsta.
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12-07-2016 , 12:32 PM
I like the people who say "Merry Christmas" in an emphatic pissed off way, then look you up and down, ready to go on a rant like the guy above if they sense a tiny bit of resistance. Really captures the holiday spirit.
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12-07-2016 , 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I like the people who say "Merry Christmas" in an emphatic pissed off way, then look you up and down, ready to go on a rant like the guy above if they sense a tiny bit of resistance. Really captures the holiday spirit.
White people problems. Louis CK crushes.

http://www.cc.com/video-collections/...hlights/s1c41g
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12-07-2016 , 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by DangerNoodle
my dad never let me believe in santa, no way that fat **** was taking credit for the bike he got me


I spent all that money on my kid's toys and the fat ****er keeps trying to take all the credit.

I guess it's my fault for marrying her.
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12-07-2016 , 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DukeSucks
I spent all that money on my kid's toys and the fat ****er keeps trying to take all the credit.

I guess it's my fault for marrying her.
Funny if original imo
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12-07-2016 , 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I like the people who say "Merry Christmas" in an emphatic pissed off way, then look you up and down, ready to go on a rant like the guy above if they sense a tiny bit of resistance. Really captures the holiday spirit.
#AllHolidaysMatter
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12-07-2016 , 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by EddyB66



Posted by a girl who always complains about how she has no money, and her husband is out of work.
Don't mind this myself
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