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11-22-2016 , 12:52 AM

#39551

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

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11-22-2016 , 12:56 AM

#39552

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

I filled out something like that at work once. What is your goal for the coming year? "Chili dog a girl"

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11-22-2016 , 01:07 AM

#39553

DangerNoodle

journeyman

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

I has MOAR:

al sharpton is almost as bad as bannon anyway so meh

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11-22-2016 , 01:36 AM

#39554

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

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Whoosh

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11-22-2016 , 01:59 AM

#39555

diddy!

Twas diddyeinstein

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10,849

I've been needing a fireplace for my home and I've been coming up short. Well I found one and the lady only wanted $100 for it and I asked if it was safe ect and told her I'd come get it on the 1st. I told her I had no way to heat my home . She then told me God told her to give it to me in trade for a small stack of firewood. Yall my heart dropped and came back up excited that I won't freeze my butt off this winter!!

Felt sad, then wondered how that was posted to FB.

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11-22-2016 , 02:16 AM

#39556

KPowers

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Libraryie's got internet.

but trading firewood for a fireplace? It seems god has a sense of irony. Next time somebody tells me they need money for gas at the gas station I'm definitely going to offer them 1000 gallons of gas for their car.

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11-22-2016 , 06:14 AM

#39557

Villian1

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Mrs. Generous had two fireplaces but no wood.

Mr. Thankful had some extra wood but no fireplace.

Seems like a pretty clear cut transaction.

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11-22-2016 , 08:01 AM

#39558

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,401

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Originally Posted by Villian1

Mrs. Generous had two fireplaces but no wood.

Mr. Thankful had some extra wood but no fireplace.

Seems like a pretty clear cut transaction.

this is how every father should explain coitus

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11-22-2016 , 10:08 AM

#39559

steve1238

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11-22-2016 , 10:22 AM

#39560

DrChesspain

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Originally Posted by Tuma

this is how every father should explain coitus

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11-22-2016 , 02:58 PM

#39561

gregorio

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Sorry about the bad pixilation. at least they got the nauseating part right:

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11-22-2016 , 04:10 PM

#39562

bahbahmickey

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Those pics looked shopped. Her head almost appears to be upside down in the top pic where his does in the bottom one.

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11-22-2016 , 04:37 PM

#39563

TheRealIABoomer

old hand

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Does he keep her locked in a basement so she maintains that milky white skin? Holy Stockholm Syndrome.

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11-22-2016 , 04:40 PM

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Yakmelk

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o_O

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11-22-2016 , 06:53 PM

#39565

thethethe

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I think the woman's dead...

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11-22-2016 , 08:25 PM

#39566

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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Her approximate age?

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11-22-2016 , 09:48 PM

#39567

gregorio

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She's 50 but could pass for 40. She's "allergic" to the sun so is usually pretty pale. She reminds me a lot of Liv Boeree, who is also quite pale, both in terms of looks and personality. Here's another pic. She loves posting photos smooching with her beau.

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11-22-2016 , 10:18 PM

#39568

PocketChads

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I hope they both get all the hepatitises from sucking each other's butts

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11-22-2016 , 11:54 PM

#39569

Losing all

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Nice gloves, I'd imagine he made quite a mess on them later that night.

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11-23-2016 , 12:12 AM

#39570

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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Oh. It's not nearly as nauseating as when I thought she was in her 20s.

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11-23-2016 , 12:27 AM

#39571

Rexx14

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

Oh. It's not nearly as nauseating as when I thought she was in her 20s.

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11-23-2016 , 12:27 AM

#39572

PocketChads

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But a lot sadder

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11-23-2016 , 12:42 AM

#39573

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

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Originally Posted by PocketChads

But a lot sadder

Is it?

I think they're just like Gaylord Focker's parents!

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11-23-2016 , 01:12 AM

#39574

problemeliminator

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Originally Posted by Johnny Truant

A political meme my wife posted out of the blue sparked a ****storm on her feed between friends, in laws, and several families. I ended up finally talking to a family friend who has been clearly posting things from the other side than I sit on since the election and it was pretty astounding in the end. It started out terribad but eneded up being a profound experience as I was finally able to understand how it was possible to logically hold his position. I disagree but it also forced me to examine some of my shelters.

Don't know if any of you have access to intelligent people who disagree with your politics that you are willing to risk nuking your relationship with, but if you do it could be worth t.

Nobody posted this. It is a narrative about something that was sparked by an annoying Facebook post. I hope your heart is adequately warmed by it. Otherwise, off you ****.

thats cool bo

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Originally Posted by gregorio

Sorry about the bad pixilation. at least they got the nauseating part right:

youll gain tons of 2p2 cred if you respond with that wayne knight meme from jurassic park saying "hey, idiot a and idiot b are naseautingly in love! see, no one cares."