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09-24-2016 , 04:05 AM


Posted seriously by Conspiracy Uncle and a cousin to boot!
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09-24-2016 , 04:24 PM


yaaaaasssss
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09-24-2016 , 04:58 PM
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09-24-2016 , 05:01 PM
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09-24-2016 , 05:19 PM
Whatever. I guess you'll have to click the link. My bad.
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09-24-2016 , 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Villian1
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09-24-2016 , 05:39 PM
I lol'd pretty well at that.

Last edited by ninetynine99; 09-24-2016 at 05:40 PM. Reason: enjoyed the kermit one also
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09-25-2016 , 03:33 AM


I guess it's confirmed then.
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09-25-2016 , 03:42 AM
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09-25-2016 , 07:02 AM
It's 2016 and turning an image in to words still adds all this weird ****ty blocking around the letters, wtf is that about?

Especially compounded by the fact that in 2015 and 2016 8/9ths of all images produced were simply words typed in to an image generator.
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09-25-2016 , 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99


I guess it's confirmed then.
Donald Trump really does have small hands.
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09-25-2016 , 11:10 AM
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An early 2017 resolution! I have decided to get fit and swim the English Channel!!!! Pls go to my Just Giving page to sponsor me, whatever you can afford big or small would be amazing and thanks to everyone for all the support!! xxxxxxx
My wifes friend is swimming the English channel, all 33.1km of it.

I was a bit skeptical, given that she's around 5" 0' and 250lbs. After a bit of digging we found out she won't be swimming it all at once, she'll be breaking it up into 50-100 sessions over the next twelve months. And its not taking place in the actual English Channel; it will be in her local council swimming pool.
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09-25-2016 , 11:16 AM
Nothing wrong with that.

I'm currently in the process of walking around the world.

Just in 10,000-20,000 segments.

And not actually around the world, just which ever direction I happen to be walking.
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09-25-2016 , 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99


I guess it's confirmed then.
Finally!

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Originally Posted by Koloko
My wifes friend is swimming the English channel, all 33.1km of it.

I was a bit skeptical, given that she's around 5" 0' and 250lbs. After a bit of digging we found out she won't be swimming it all at once, she'll be breaking it up into 50-100 sessions over the next twelve months. And its not taking place in the actual English Channel; it will be in her local council swimming pool.
What is the sponsorship thing all about. Please tell me it goes to charity.
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09-25-2016 , 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Koloko
My wifes friend is swimming the English channel, all 33.1km of it.

I was a bit skeptical, given that she's around 5" 0' and 250lbs. After a bit of digging we found out she won't be swimming it all at once, she'll be breaking it up into 50-100 sessions over the next twelve months. And its not taking place in the actual English Channel; it will be in her local council swimming pool.
ahahahahahaha, please keep us updated
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09-25-2016 , 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Koloko
And its not taking place in the actual English Channel; it will be in her local council swimming pool.
This is amazing.

That reminds me...I need to get my GoFundMe page set up for my plan to jump to the moon. Donate plz.

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09-25-2016 , 12:28 PM
So she's raising money to casually swim in a pool from time to time?
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09-25-2016 , 12:28 PM
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What is the sponsorship thing all about. Please tell me it goes to charity.
Prolly this: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraisi...bleazardaspire

If it's not it seems it not uncommon anyway.
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09-25-2016 , 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by wannabealive
Prolly this: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraisi...bleazardaspire

If it's not it seems it not uncommon anyway.
Well as dumb as the English Channel premiss is, good for her for excersising and raising money for charity. I guess it is one way to add accountability pressure.
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09-25-2016 , 01:18 PM
Think I'll start climbing K2 in the basement gym at work.
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09-25-2016 , 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Koloko
My wifes friend is swimming the English channel, all 33.1km of it.

I was a bit skeptical, given that she's around 5" 0' and 250lbs. After a bit of digging we found out she won't be swimming it all at once, she'll be breaking it up into 50-100 sessions over the next twelve months. And its not taking place in the actual English Channel; it will be in her local council swimming pool.
She should go for it for real. With that much fat I don't think she is in danger of drowning.
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09-25-2016 , 04:08 PM
lol she must be disgustingly round, like a fat little planet.


Spoiler:
NO not that "planet".
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09-25-2016 , 05:14 PM
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Later tonight when I get a chance I am going to go through my Facebook friends and clean up shop. If you get deleted, please don't take it personal, it simply means you do not contribute or comment about our life on here, so I have no reason to keep you on here. There for I assume that you are just trolling, hating and being nosy.
She's right tho. I just lurk and share her posts here every now and then. Hating, nosey troll without a doubt. We will see if I get dumped. Stand by.
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09-25-2016 , 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
I say "Merry Christmas" but only on December 24th and 25th. Saying "Merry Christmas" on December 11th is just stupid.


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