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10-12-2011 , 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by EvilSteve
Lol, senior boys hitting on her absolutely makes her day.
oh yeah it does. attention is attention.
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10-12-2011 , 11:05 PM
Is Ms. Cheng hot?
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10-13-2011 , 12:35 AM
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10-13-2011 , 12:47 AM
This is a 34 year old guy who lives with his parents and makes wierd videos like a lot of the freaks seem to do, I don't actually know him but a friend told me to add him because he is so ridiculous.

wowers I'm stiLL awake

I'm all that and a bag of chips. LOL if my name is on a bag of chips.
I'm all that and a bag of chips. on a bag of chips it say. Hi C Kory. Hi see Kory. my name is on thing with the word hickory. But my name is also on guitar testers called Korg. Kor G that is me!! Kory Graham I am!!

Kory Graham's grammar is sometimes bad Graham Error!!!

Oh no where did my waLLet go. I have checked everywhere at this point. Bus pass in all. Unlucky me. And my little brother comes up and says here ya go. Ha. ha. I'm thinking its forever gone.


‎2 and a HaLf Men all new tonight. I wonder what will be the outcome to CharLies character.

BLUE Berry smoothy and beer make stomache tummy not like me!!! So it was not too tastey anyhow. I think I like milkshakes better than smoothies. What you like most? And don't all rush in now to answer

The woLf show I now disaprove of onLy for those who decided to show kids the program to learn. This has lots of bLood. Wow!!! No recommend for kids or whimps!!
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10-13-2011 , 12:48 AM
huh. why does he randomly capitalize Ls?
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10-13-2011 , 12:58 AM
haha i didn't realize it was just L's. Not sure if this is just a wierd guy or maybe a little ******ed. He did have a girlfriend for about a week.
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10-13-2011 , 01:07 AM
Whether he's serious or he writes that way to be "cute", I'm pretty sure he's mentally not well. Maybe he enjoys himself in his own little world anyhow, in which case good for him.

Last edited by EvilSteve; 10-13-2011 at 01:11 AM. Reason: going out on a huge limb here
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10-13-2011 , 01:13 AM
Yeah that guy is probably ******ed.
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10-13-2011 , 01:16 AM
if you're that interested in this guy you can check out his page, you can see he put his names in the posts
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10-13-2011 , 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden
Some girl that I went to school with posted:

"Don't forget to get your flu shots, people!!
And nooo flu shots don't ever cause you to get the flu for the millionth time...
"

so I replied:

"good, the first 999,999 times i got the flu were bad enough"
Don't flu shots always cause you to get the flu? I thought they inject you with a few tiny flu viruses that your immune system then fights off and builds strength against for when the actual bug might hit you.

I got a flu shot once like 9 years ago and got the flu within a couple weeks. Haven't had the shot since and haven't gotten the flu since.
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10-13-2011 , 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by skillgambler
just had a similar one of these on mine, only it was a baby that was all bruised and had stitches on its face...

im just like...why the **** would you post that? Clearly it sucks for the kid but what am I supposed to do about it?
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10-13-2011 , 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
Don't flu shots always cause you to get the flu? I thought they inject you with a few tiny flu viruses that your immune system then fights off and builds strength against for when the actual bug might hit you.

I got a flu shot once like 9 years ago and got the flu within a couple weeks. Haven't had the shot since and haven't gotten the flu since.
a flu shot does contain the flu virus, but it has been inactivated and is unable to infect you. you cannot get the flu from a flu shot.
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10-13-2011 , 03:22 AM
I don't even think he should have posted antbaby itt either. Nobody wants to see that. Just verbalize it next time.
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10-13-2011 , 03:59 AM
Friend linked the following comic that somebody posted:



Which had a few relatively reasonable comments, followed by this gem:

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My little girl made her own drawings out of calvin and hobbs style....execpt it's her and her real life dinosaur, when mom tells her to clean her room she draws the dinosaur eating me. She is going to be 9 years old this month. Angela Howard
(She tags herself at the end of her own comment)

Raaaaaage
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10-13-2011 , 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by fintum
I'm all that and a bag of chips. LOL if my name is on a bag of chips.
I'm all that and a bag of chips. on a bag of chips it say. Hi C Kory. Hi see Kory. my name is on thing with the word hickory. But my name is also on guitar testers called Korg. Kor G that is me!! Kory Graham I am!!
lol what the **** is this
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10-13-2011 , 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by fintum
This is a 34 year old guy who lives with his parents and makes wierd videos like a lot of the freaks seem to do, I don't actually know him but a friend told me to add him because he is so ridiculous.

wowers I'm stiLL awake

I'm all that and a bag of chips. LOL if my name is on a bag of chips.
I'm all that and a bag of chips. on a bag of chips it say. Hi C Kory. Hi see Kory. my name is on thing with the word hickory. But my name is also on guitar testers called Korg. Kor G that is me!! Kory Graham I am!!

Kory Graham's grammar is sometimes bad Graham Error!!!

Oh no where did my waLLet go. I have checked everywhere at this point. Bus pass in all. Unlucky me. And my little brother comes up and says here ya go. Ha. ha. I'm thinking its forever gone.


‎2 and a HaLf Men all new tonight. I wonder what will be the outcome to CharLies character.

BLUE Berry smoothy and beer make stomache tummy not like me!!! So it was not too tastey anyhow. I think I like milkshakes better than smoothies. What you like most? And don't all rush in now to answer

The woLf show I now disaprove of onLy for those who decided to show kids the program to learn. This has lots of bLood. Wow!!! No recommend for kids or whimps!!
This guy is a Wesley Willis-level genius. Too many Kory Grahams out there though, which one is he?
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10-13-2011 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by tschubauer
just had a similar one of these on mine, only it was a baby that was all bruised and had stitches on its face...

im just like...why the **** would you post that? Clearly it sucks for the kid but what am I supposed to do about it?
Pass it on ldo
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10-13-2011 , 03:39 PM
Kory Graham is the next Andy Warhol
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10-13-2011 , 07:50 PM
"At a "partners in print" function tonight at _______'s school where the parents bring their K-2nd graders for reading stuff. WHY do BOTH parents insist on coming and WHY do they bring all 4 kids?! Your baby brat is ruining my child's learning, you endless uterine pit!!"

then she commented on her status with this:

"I'm sorry. I meant "endless uterine pit of welfare children soon to be robbing my child's lunch money"

Last edited by Tyler Durden; 10-13-2011 at 07:57 PM.
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10-13-2011 , 08:17 PM
nice -- several levels of illogic/wtf/tilt.

i wonder why she doesn't just say "black/messican" if that's what she means?

Last edited by tyler_cracker; 10-13-2011 at 08:18 PM. Reason: j/k i don't wonder
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10-13-2011 , 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by EvilSteve
Maybe he enjoys himself in his own little worLd anyhow, in which case good for him.
fyp
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10-13-2011 , 08:51 PM
This Kory Graham is from Barrie, Ontario. I've had a few conversations with him and he doesn't like me at all, apparently he is going back to high school so he cant be completely ******ed.
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10-14-2011 , 12:20 AM
ive started using the term "bazinga" thanks to this thread.

fml.
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10-14-2011 , 12:24 AM
bazinga!
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10-14-2011 , 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by tabako
Friend linked the following comic that somebody posted:



Which had a few relatively reasonable comments, followed by this gem:


one of the best Calvin and Hobbes strips
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