Lol, what? How is that especially the case of the teacher? Isn't that also the same as every other profession? This thread has enough ammo for a separate lol-idiotic-teacher-bashing thread.

Agreed. I have a super hyped self-promoting entrepreneur on my feed right now that is also working as a campaign manager for one of the local politicians in our provincial elections. Holy hell, this has become a new level or ridiculous posting.

Speaking of excessive posting about work, a dude I worked with when I briefly worked part time for a pyramid scheme (Vector Marketing - the people that sell those knives) is now well on his way to being at the top of that pyramid scheme. He recently posted the exact amount of his rather large bonus. Who the **** does that ****?

"The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of… for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your status for an hour, if you are against bullying. --- Save a life. National Suicide Prevention Week"

So over all these chain things.

ugh. yeah, posting this will really help those people

I liked this one

Some girl on my feed posted this, but instead of "the girl" or "The boy" it was pokemon. So, "the snorlax you just called fat?" and such.

Haha I'd love if it was all in pokemon terms.

followed by 4 "omg what you get" and such.

I seriously think she must be reading this thread; most recent update:

when you think of me what's the first thing you think of?

Then again, maybe I'm the idiot since I keep sending snotty comments to all of them. Kind of amazed she hasn't blocked me yet.

i think this video covers these people quite well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMmdl4VltD4&ob=av3e

Sorry for this rant but YUK on this dude every freaking day! Thinks he's some kind of sex god or something but instead he comes off seriously like an attention seeking creep! All morning long, here's his status updates like every ten minutes clogging up my feed! Don't be this guy!

I have a burning desire to express myself in many creative ways !!! The creative is sexy

My attitude is always one of sensuality, aggressive enthusiasm and a kind of outrageousness in my expression

Who is in a HUMP DAY kind of mood ?

"Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. You can get wasted on lust and warmed by love."
— Jackson Rathbone

No act can be quite so intimate as the sexual embrace.

"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."

All morning long! No joke! Um yeah, again, don't be this guy! It's unattractive to say the least and borders on the creepy side!

9.1% of Americans are not unemployed nit itt

whoah. that's kinda too dumb to be creepy. what kind of responses does he get?

A few women will click the like button....seems he always gets a couple of bites and a few random women seemingly buying into it with a comment or two of their own. Like they're half playing his game. It's just ewwwww yuk. Worse yet, I can't seem to pull the trigger and get rid of him. He's so pathetic that I feel sorry for him in some way. It's really sad! lol He's so needy! *shudders*

i have some dudes with the same stuff all day


is he black? cuz then its relatively standard from my small sample size

not enough typos

(jk)

Nope, he's white...fancies himself a script writer and director and wants all the women to ooh and aah over his intrinsic romanticism! Um yeah......

1. Context free emotional neediness.
2. Implied pre-judgement of terrible friends who will withhold cyber-hug.
3. Obligatory viral reposting plea, which in this case since she's offering a re-hug to anyone who copies the status, is going to result in an infinite regress of hug backs, if both parties follow through.

Clever parody of terrible facebook statuses? It's almost too perfectly awful.

this is at least the 3rd relationship ive seen this girl post this status about. every time she gets in a new relationship, she posts this 3-6 months in.

you ask why i would notice such a thing over the past few years? because she made the rounds dating and soulcrushing many of my friends (and she's not even attractive). she always tilts me because she's the girl your buddy starts dating, all your friends and you go "OMFG NO NO NO NO" and he goes "no dude she's CHANGED" and then you want to hurt him.

every relationship she's been in she's cheated on the guy or been cheated on and they've all ended with drama. i dont know the guy she's dating now, but i want to tell him to run.

" Well, it seems to me that the best relationships--the ones that last-- are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with ♥"

venn diagrams are tough to draw man

That hurts my head.

I mean I guess it makes sense if both where you are and where you want to be both involve doing Lots and Lots of work

True. So it means that where you are IS where you want to be AND it includes lots and lots of work. That sounds kinda ****ty. Or perhaps very profound.

Except, "where you are" includes the "lots and lots of work" region along with other stuff too. So you're doing lots and lots of work, while also not doing lots and lots of work at the same time. And you are where you want to be, but also not where you want to be. This transcends standard models of logic. Seems like a complicated lifestyle.