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@Karak:

I wonder if this status would be amusing or annoying:

"97% of the people on my friends list are horrible, uncaring people. I know the 3% that are not will repost this."

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09-08-2011 , 11:16 AM

#2902

LostOstrich

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I don't understand who writes these viral status updates and what they gain from them? I can't think of a single tangible benefit to anyone of getting hundreds of people to re-post something that doesn't contain a link or any reference to a specific product or cause. And yet they always use the "97% won't post this" line to guilt the more gullible into re-posting it.

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09-08-2011 , 11:24 AM

#2903

supafrey

banned

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,549

I thought they were like those chain letters that say "press f5 now and forward this 200 times to see your secret crush!!!!1" so now I'm just wondering where you guys met all the 12 year old girls you apparently hang out with. Prowling Neopets?

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09-08-2011 , 11:30 AM

#2904

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by JoshK

@Karak:

I wonder if this status would be amusing or annoying:

"97% of the people on my friends list are horrible, uncaring people. I know the 3% that are not will repost this."

On that line, I wonder if a simple "repost or else" status would get reposted much.

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09-08-2011 , 11:37 AM

#2905

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

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I taught my nanny kids to say, "Everybody wang chung tonight!" in place of "Let's go!"

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Kids are the coolest voice recorders ever! Everytime we get in an elevator my daughter says "going down Mr Tyler?". Just like the Aerosmith song!

Errr, ok.

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09-08-2011 , 11:45 AM

#2906

tschubauer

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Girl who chose to go to a private university (not even a good one, just an expensive one) has been constantly complaining about how broke she is. Just stop, for the love of god.

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09-08-2011 , 11:46 AM

#2907

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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I taught my nanny kids to say, "Everybody wang chung tonight!" in place of "Let's go!"

I don't get it. Wang Chung has a song called Let's Go, but "everybody Wang Chung tonight" is from a different song. I mean, saying Wang Chung in place of "have fun" at least makes sense on some (idiotic) level.

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09-08-2011 , 11:59 AM

#2908

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

I'll be sure to shake down my cousin's gf about the logical inconsistency the next time I see her.

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09-08-2011 , 12:21 PM

#2909

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

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L.A. note to self: Girlfriends of sons of 80's sitcom stars never appreciate one bringing Gold Tequlia to their Bday. Total b.s.

Humble Brag alert!

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09-08-2011 , 12:38 PM

#2910

Hey_Porter

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,896

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Originally Posted by LostOstrich

I can pretty much guarantee that I could never be good friends with anyone who posts anything with the "it's estimated that 97% won't repost this" crap.

My aunt took it a little further and posted something like "If you would be there for me if I needed you, please repost this."

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09-08-2011 , 01:18 PM

#2911

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by LostOstrich

I don't understand who writes these viral status updates and what they gain from them?

Attention-whoring, plain and simple. If you can get 100 of your "friends" to do something at your command you are powerful!

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Originally Posted by tschubauer

Girl who chose to go to a private university (not even a good one, just an expensive one) has been constantly complaining about how broke she is. Just stop, for the love of god.

Let me guess, she's majoring in sociology or something like that.

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09-08-2011 , 01:22 PM

#2912

MikeyObviously

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Humble Brag alert!

I agree that it was a humble brag...but a pretty terrible one. I had a hard time following the trail to fame.

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09-08-2011 , 01:23 PM

#2913

tschubauer

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

Let me guess, she's majoring in sociology or something like that.

LMAO. English and Sociology.

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09-08-2011 , 01:32 PM

#2914

prohornblower

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Just wait a few years and her complaints will be "6 figures in debt and I can't find a job. Thanks, America!"

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09-08-2011 , 02:56 PM

#2915

tschubauer

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She's also a bible beater so it will probably go more like, "6 figures and debt and can't find a job. But God will always find a way!"

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09-08-2011 , 03:23 PM

#2916

JoshK

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,894

This made me laugh.

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Feeling like the financial typhoon today... I received my very first Wall Street Journal for my macroeconomics class today : ).

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09-08-2011 , 05:06 PM

#2917

Waterfall

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 679

typical white trash single mother (no job) this is just the past 2hrs:

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toddler was giving her daddy a tea party, she brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!

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A Wife's Revenge: A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. she drags him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do

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BAR FIGHT!
First 9 friends on your buddy list
Starts the fight: xxx
Hits someone with a bar stool: xxx
Falls off bar stool: xxx
... Hits someone with a bottle: xxx
Gets hit for no reason: xxx
Throws somebody out the window: xxx
Is thrown out the window: xxx
Calls the cops: xxx
Gets arrested: xxx

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MFAO!!!
You're getting married!
Go to your profile and look at your friends on the left side of your wall..
Person you marry: xxx
Best Man: xxx
... Maid Of Honor: xxx
Person who tries to stop you: xxx
Wedding Crasher: xxx
The Priest: xxx
Eats All the Wedding Cake: xxx
Person who gets really hammered and dances with everyone: xxx

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YOUR NURSING HOME FRIENDS :
Use the first 7 people on the left side . No cheating!
Wheelchair races you down the hallways- xxx
Has to change their depends ALOT-xxx
Steals your food- xxx
... Vaselines your walker handles - xxx
Steals your teeth- xxx
Has the booze stash - xxx
Wears your clothes- xxx

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ROADTRIP!!
Go to your profile, use first 9 friends..
Driver: xxx
Always gotta potty: xxx
1st to fall asleep: xxx
... Non-stop talker: xxx
Can't be still: xxx
Has to ride on roof because no room in car: xxx
Entertainment/ loudmouth: xxx
Hides in the trunk: xxx
Always passing gas: xxx

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Who actually reads my posts?

Let's see who reads this fully. Leave me a one-word comment that best describes me, using the THIRD letter of your LAST name. It can only be ONE word. Then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word about you

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09-08-2011 , 05:14 PM

#2918

theDEADLYscorpion

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 143

I've seen that last one before, and am still annoyed at myself for not replying with the four letter word that rhymes with rock.

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09-08-2011 , 05:34 PM

#2919

ohead

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ive seen variants of the "bar fight" thingies and I live in ****ing Sweden

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09-08-2011 , 05:35 PM

#2920

Cleary89

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

pics of her would be neat

Nothing to write home about, but has like 100+ photos like these

Still no mention of what she did.

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09-08-2011 , 06:59 PM

#2921

prohornblower

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Butterface. She kinda looks like Axl Rose in that 2nd pic.

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09-08-2011 , 07:08 PM

#2922

Wallypop

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Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 5,189

She is hot, but it's a shame OOT is gonna pick her apart.

Would look again. A+++++

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09-08-2011 , 07:36 PM

#2923

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

tits are spectacular

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09-08-2011 , 07:50 PM

#2924

JoshK

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,894

do want

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09-08-2011 , 08:09 PM

#2925

Falc

Heads Up Champ, Nit Division

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,493

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Originally Posted by ohead

ive seen variants of the "bar fight" thingies and I live in ****ing Sweden

Same here. It's funny, I see someone post some stupid chain-letter in this thread, like this bar fight or "i know 99% of all of you wont post this because...". Then it takes a week or so and then it's on my feed, in Swedish.

Also my contribution from some random guy:

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private number just called me ? Any ideas who?

He also spams something about his Blackberry (I think) id/pin once every week. I don't know how those things works but from some of his posts it seems like he loses it quite often.

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