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09-07-2011 , 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by EvilSteve
Or really, especially given what I read about friend request = granted until you say otherwise, just assume whatever you post on facebook is visible to everyone and don't post anything sensitive on there.
THIS! is the correct answer! To be sure this really is the case and since the new fb changes have been installed, take note that your pm's can't be deleted anymore so you know what that means folks......To me, that is the most sucky change of all. That was just a stupid move on the part of facebook. Don't leave yourself logged in anywhere because anyone will then be able to see all of your messages as there's no deletion anymore.
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09-07-2011 , 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Headcheese
Yes, if you have yourself hidden from them then they cannot see your wall but it's fair game if you're having a conversation on another friend's wall that they are friend's with then they will still know you have a wall, they'll just be unable to see your posts. Holy Cow! What a mess! You really do need to use the custom security settings people and frankly, you need to check those custom settings because FB resets them every now and again without you knowing as in glitch so you just need to be vigilant about checking customized settings.
Yea, Im learning. Will adapt. You have probably saved me an incredible amount of grief down the line. Thank ya sir.
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09-07-2011 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by dibbs
Yea, Im learning. Will adapt. You have probably saved me an incredible amount of grief down the line. Thank ya sir.
No problem sir and I'm a woman so not a sir but totally understandable you would think that I was. I've been on facebook for a long time and have lived through all of their ridiculous changes so I can relate to having trouble working it.
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09-07-2011 , 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
Well, it was a pretty sweet humblebrag about taking a trip to Italy/Europe.

Edit: Maybe it's not annoying to you guys cuz you don't know her but that's how pretty much every conversation with her goes. We get it; you're rich and better than everybody else.
I guess I don't think of just going on a vacation to Europe as that much of a brag. Age and not being in the heartland can be mitigating factors (IE - genreally 20-somethings living in KC don't think about vacations to Europe.) One of the positive side effects about living somewhere expensive is that they have to pay you more money, so expensive vacations aren't as daunting.
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09-07-2011 , 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by too eazy
New one popping up from some of my fb friends:

A College Professor stood on his chair & said "If GOD really exists then knock me off this chair." Nothing happened,the class was quiet. "See! Now I'll give it a couple more minutes" A Marine Vet stood up, punched him in the face knocking him out & off the chair, then sat back down As the Professor came to he looked at his student & said "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" The vet said "GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say & do stupid stuff like this so HE SENT ME!


Man, I don't even know where to start.
Ugh
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09-07-2011 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by too eazy
New one popping up from some of my fb friends:

A College Professor stood on his chair & said "If GOD really exists then knock me off this chair." Nothing happened,the class was quiet. "See! Now I'll give it a couple more minutes" A Marine Vet stood up, punched him in the face knocking him out & off the chair, then sat back down As the Professor came to he looked at his student & said "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" The vet said "GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say & do stupid stuff like this so HE SENT ME!


Man, I don't even know where to start.

Holy **** this is horrible. Promoting violence and hilariously ignorant and offensive... how cute... making a real idiotic example of themselves.
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09-07-2011 , 07:02 PM
ohead hates America. He hates us for our freedom.
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09-07-2011 , 07:15 PM
Facebook really bugs me out, especially when I am stoned... I am always half tempted to delete it.
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09-07-2011 , 07:16 PM
i have probably deleted facebook 10 times in the last 6 months, always when im stoned


i get paranoid when im high and its always a little too big brothery
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09-07-2011 , 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
I'm not sure how to feel about comments on negative relationship changes. Like right now somebody went from "in a relationship" to "single" on my newsfeed and some other person insta-responded with 'is everything ok?". OTOH, deerrrr, obviously not they just had a breakup. OTOH, it does show you care and stuff, which is I guess nice?

I may have made this post entirely to use the same acronym for two different meanings in a single paragraph.
I always just like it if its a hot girl that became single. If it's not, I just scroll on.

Edit: Lolol, speaking of that, 2 minutes ago a hot girl became single.

Last edited by thac; 09-07-2011 at 07:30 PM. Reason: .
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09-07-2011 , 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by EvilSteve
ohead hates America. He hates us for our freedom.
That's 'cause he's a dirty Swede. And tall.
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09-07-2011 , 08:40 PM
Anything regarding one's workout routine

"back and abs get some"

What someone is having for a meal

"(insert food) YUM!!!"
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09-07-2011 , 10:16 PM
"Dear Gordon, thanks for your pineapple!"

This was posted publicly on a wall. Whaaaat who does that
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09-07-2011 , 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I guess I don't think of just going on a vacation to Europe as that much of a brag. Age and not being in the heartland can be mitigating factors (IE - genreally 20-somethings living in KC don't think about vacations to Europe.) One of the positive side effects about living somewhere expensive is that they have to pay you more money, so expensive vacations aren't as daunting.
You're doing really well at turning a perceived brag into a non-brag. Kudos.

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ohead hates America. He hates us for our freedom.
And he hates that we recline our airline seats like we own the thing.

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Originally Posted by thac
I always just like it if its a hot girl that became single. If it's not, I just scroll on.

Edit: Lolol, speaking of that, 2 minutes ago a hot girl became single.
Just remember: Every hot girl you see... somewhere some guy is tired of her ****.
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09-07-2011 , 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by too eazy
New one popping up from some of my fb friends:

A College Professor stood on his chair & said "If GOD really exists then knock me off this chair." Nothing happened,the class was quiet. "See! Now I'll give it a couple more minutes" A Marine Vet stood up, punched him in the face knocking him out & off the chair, then sat back down As the Professor came to he looked at his student & said "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" The vet said "GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say & do stupid stuff like this so HE SENT ME!


Man, I don't even know where to start.
Jesus ****ing Christ.
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09-07-2011 , 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
I'm not sure how to feel about comments on negative relationship changes. Like right now somebody went from "in a relationship" to "single" on my newsfeed and some other person insta-responded with 'is everything ok?". OTOH, deerrrr, obviously not they just had a breakup. OTOH, it does show you care and stuff, which is I guess nice?
Not deleting a change in relationship status from your feed is pretty bad attention-whoring by itself imo. The only reason not to is to get people to feel sorry for you or to brag that you have a new bf/gf. Why else would you want "XXX is now single/in a relationship" to show up on the feed of everyone you know well enough to be FB friends with?

Loud girl from HS who's religion is listed as "JESUS CHRIST IS MY SAVIOR!!!!!!":
"anyone wanna float the river Sunday??? ***list of ten people*** anyone?????"

Why would I want to go floating with you if I didn't make your list of preferred people to go with?
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09-08-2011 , 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by RainierWolfcastle
Not deleting a change in relationship status from your feed is pretty bad attention-whoring by itself imo. The only reason not to is to get people to feel sorry for you or to brag that you have a new bf/gf. Why else would you want "XXX is now single/in a relationship" to show up on the feed of everyone you know well enough to be FB friends with?
Call it attention whoring if you want.. but if the person wants to start getting laid again "xxx is now single" is a pretty good way of letting everyone know you're available.
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09-08-2011 , 02:44 AM
Today's society is full of pussies.....when u punch a dude for gettin in ur face, they press charges. When someone flips u off in traffic and u get out of ur car to beat his ass, they drive away. People these days think they can get away with anything cuz the law prevents us from shutting them up but once in a while we need to shake these cowards up a bit. def not saying to go out of ur way to find a pussy....only hit em if they deserve it but for the sake of the world, hit em really really hard
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09-08-2011 , 02:52 AM
Guy who constantly tries way to hard to be funny:

Dang dude. Not looking forward to the morning. I set my alarm for Get-woken-up-but-dont-get-out-of-bed-until-7-minutes-before-I-absolutely-have-to-start-my-car A.M.
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09-08-2011 , 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by too eazy
New one popping up from some of my fb friends:

A College Professor stood on his chair & said "If GOD really exists then knock me off this chair." Nothing happened,the class was quiet. "See! Now I'll give it a couple more minutes" A Marine Vet stood up, punched him in the face knocking him out & off the chair, then sat back down As the Professor came to he looked at his student & said "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" The vet said "GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say & do stupid stuff like this so HE SENT ME!


Man, I don't even know where to start.
This is a good example of idiot humans using violence in the name of religion. Perhaps it was written by an atheist!
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09-08-2011 , 07:49 AM
This one was posted 2 hours ago and has 17 likes already.

"No one is themselves these days, their thoughts are of someone else's opinions, their actions are portrayed for someone else's judgment and what they say is nothing but a quotation... People should stick to their word, and fight for what matters to them. - Matthew Conforti"

Guys name is Matthew Conforti if that wasn't obvious.
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09-08-2011 , 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by theDEADLYscorpion
This is a good example of idiot humans using violence in the name of religion. Perhaps it was written by an atheist!
To be fair, I'm not that religious but I would have been tempted to get up and knock the stupid ****er off his chair and claim that I was doing God's will.
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09-08-2011 , 09:44 AM
Girl who has like 4000 friends, dp is her in bra and undies posing with 50's, basically your typical ****** fb slut.

"OMG just got out of the pig pen. 5 days in the slammer, court first thing tuesday morning with a maximum of 5 years"

was like 5 mins ago, 23 comments, 40 likes. Some kid wrote "**** your a gronk" got 45 likes. Another kid wrote "get out of gaol, better update fb" another 52 likes. She replies with "for ****s sake you ****ing pieces of ****, i have friends and family who have no idea where i have been for 5 days, i thought they might like to know".

Then she deleted it. Hasn't posted anything. Wonder what she did.
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09-08-2011 , 09:49 AM
pics of her would be neat
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09-08-2011 , 10:07 AM
Another accusatory Facebook status implying 97% of this user's friends are horrible, uncaring people:

"Cancer ....... We all wish to have a new car... New phone... to lose weight...But a person who has cancer only wants one thing... To beat it... I know 97% of you guys won't put this on your wall... But 3% of my friends will... put this on your wall in honor of someone who died of cancer or is still living or fighting to live..."
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