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Old 09-01-2011, 06:05 PM   #2776
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

That is not kyleb. Hella people be havin' babies yo.
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Old 09-01-2011, 06:15 PM   #2777
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"Do you think horses worry about unicorns like humans worry about aliens?"

From a 18 year old completely sober college freshman.
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Old 09-01-2011, 06:21 PM   #2778
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Someone liked your comment there, Dids.
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:05 AM   #2779
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An emo but otherwise cool guy that graduated from high school with me:

"today I learned something that broke my heart but I will move on"
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Old 09-02-2011, 01:31 PM   #2780
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He's probably just trying to get laid. That could be some decent bait for some fringe FB sex prospects.
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Old 09-02-2011, 03:23 PM   #2781
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Someone liked your comment there, Dids.
Thinly veiled humble brag emogaylord situation there.
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Old 09-04-2011, 06:27 PM   #2782
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This is great (and so on point with something discussed in this thread!):

"just finished a huge debate at Starbuck's with a guy who saw my CPS bag and told me teachers have it easy and need to "quit bitchin' about working more than 6 hours a day." Funny, but if it were so easy would I be working on a Saturday night on lessons and seating charts?"
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Old 09-04-2011, 07:18 PM   #2783
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

ok this is all from the same guy, hes from new zealand and currently lives in australia

his latest status update first:
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Won 1100 playing Online poker last night. Easily biggest session ever
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Good finish Roosters! And my first perfect tipping round of the year!
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50k payrise, beers in the fridge, locking in baller flat tomorrow. Ballin
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North to South, empty, running on.. Bravado
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Tempted to get off the bus and just walk the rest. Another 90 min commute
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Old 09-04-2011, 07:39 PM   #2784
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ok this is all from the same guy, hes from new zealand and currently lives in australia

his latest status update first:
Were gonna need a pic of this tool
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Old 09-04-2011, 08:44 PM   #2785
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Old 09-04-2011, 08:51 PM   #2786
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lmao facebook friend had a status : pick a lane pick a lane, it's all I ever heard, well I'm just tryna swerve, with out hittin the curb

12 hours later her status was

great gunna get my lisence taken away, just got kicked out and have prob 80 dollars to my name cool. my life is about to suck

FOllowed by

whoever let me drive home tonight is ****ing retarted because now my life is basically ****ed

She says further down she drunk drove and crashed into a cop car

When someone commented on her"idk what to do anymore " status she said she didnt wanna talk about what happened on facebook

So much fail
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Old 09-04-2011, 08:56 PM   #2787
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Not a status but it's tilting as hell when not only someone obviously presses the "not now" button your friend request instead of just denying it, but FB still shows you all that person's status updates in your newsfeed, including them accepting new friends that aren't you. Worst of all, it's my old Chem teacher from HS (who is mid-30's hot Portugese woman fwiw) that I also worked for as a lab assistant/grader for a year
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Old 09-04-2011, 09:25 PM   #2788
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wow drew, that series of events is so ****ing tilting in so many ways. I hate her.
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Old 09-05-2011, 04:14 AM   #2789
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Not a status but it's tilting as hell when not only someone obviously presses the "not now" button your friend request instead of just denying it, but FB still shows you all that person's status updates in your newsfeed, including them accepting new friends that aren't you.
haha, this has happened to me recently and it really annoys me. Some girl I used to go out with and a guy that I've known since school have both rejected me and I have to sit and watch them accept friend requests from everyone else I know. DIEEEEEEEEE
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Old 09-05-2011, 04:33 AM   #2790
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Lol I work with a bunch of Indian dudes who have all been requesting to be my friend, even though I don't know half of them, just because we have like 5 coworker friends in common now. I just realized they are all seeing that.

One of them is a boss. Not my boss, but still, I really don't think I want a boss reading my political rants or seeing my friends tag me in drunken dancing at some bar. He seems cool but I just don't like it. So I not-now-ed him, which may have been the worst move. Thoughts?
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Old 09-05-2011, 06:08 AM   #2791
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Do you own a house or rent? To avoid a potentially uncomfortable situation I would quietly slip out of town but that's obviously harder to do if you're a homeowner.
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Old 09-05-2011, 06:24 AM   #2792
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Old 09-05-2011, 11:56 AM   #2793
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Not a status but it's tilting as hell when not only someone obviously presses the "not now" button your friend request instead of just denying it, but FB still shows you all that person's status updates in your newsfeed, including them accepting new friends that aren't you. Worst of all, it's my old Chem teacher from HS (who is mid-30's hot Portugese woman fwiw) that I also worked for as a lab assistant/grader for a year
If it makes you feel better, sometimes I "not now" a little too extensively because it's so easy, and then when I realize I've been holding off on person X I feel dumb. You can still hit that, buddy.
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Old 09-05-2011, 01:07 PM   #2794
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***my sister. SIGH.

"a long productive and good day...and then unexpected news can just knock the wind out of you."

What is it???
DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
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Old 09-05-2011, 01:17 PM   #2795
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

Posted about this chick before at some point, here's her latest one:

"Men can never learn that all their lies they tell always come back to bite them in the butt! My so called husband is not wanting anyone but me but once again I caught him with another little tramp! He never learns but when the divorce papers come he will know I am tired of all the games! He just needs to leave me alone forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Edit: here's the first one.

"Originally Posted by Some random white trash from Ohio
men are *******s! Husbands are the worst ones they lie to your face, hack your facebook, and cheat! When they get caught they say they are sick or that you are imaging things but it is never there fault! If you talk to xxxxxx xxxxxxxx on here he is my husband for now and a very lying cheating ******* and everything out of his mouth is a lie he does not know how to tell the truth!!!"

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Old 09-05-2011, 02:18 PM   #2796
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lol...there'll be another 10 years of posts like that. People either leave the first time it happens, or put up with it forever.
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Old 09-05-2011, 06:37 PM   #2797
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How are people this bad at facebook? They treat it like it's their diary.
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Old 09-05-2011, 08:49 PM   #2798
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Probably lame, but it randomly amused me:

Random preggar chick: "Im 14 weeks and craving starbursts.."

**** ****: "please take care of yourself"
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Old 09-05-2011, 08:52 PM   #2799
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Probably lame, but it randomly amused me:

Random preggar chick: "Im 14 weeks and craving starbursts.."

**** ****: "please take care of yourself"
fwiw this is a breast cancer awareness or some kind of chick cancer awareness thing. I was concerned when my cousin had something similar, so I googled it and it showed the chain message, along with "don't tell any guys teeheeeee". Long story short, I'm 13 weeks and craving peanut butter cups!
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Old 09-05-2011, 09:22 PM   #2800
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