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I got about 4-5 girls on my list who are my age, 23ish, who have children who are at least 2-3 years old.

So they were just outa high school having kids. This girl has 3 kids and states this:

"Its never about love for guys, just who will put out first...you shallow bastards!!" I think she worded that wrong too.

Her kids are between two fathers who were both like 30+. Lesson learned?

There are like 13 comments and this is just a sentence in her last long ass post.

"Yea my kids might have been accidents but i have always wanted kids and i would do anything for them i go out like once a week to keep my sanity lmao"

Her statuses make me lol,

LOL. Her kids will prob be on facebook soon and will see these posts about themselves being mistakes. lol at her.

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08-30-2011 , 12:39 PM

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tyler_cracker

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accident does not necessarily equal mistake, but yeah, fail.

devgru, i'm pretty sure posting real names itt is verboten.

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08-30-2011 , 12:56 PM

#2754

theDEADLYscorpion

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Originally Posted by Weird, bitter, middle-aged single mum

WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect, LIARS believe they are telling the truth, your ENEMIES visit your profile the most, yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, people think your status is 4 them when its not! Repost if u agree.

I wish I had ENEMIES who hated me strongly enough to spend hours of their lives patrolling my facebook page

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08-30-2011 , 05:25 PM

#2755

Quicksilvre

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Originally Posted by baumer

Heinzsight is always 57/57.

A+

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08-30-2011 , 08:59 PM

#2756

IcyHotMonkey

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Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond,
by the end you will wish you had a club and a spade.

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08-30-2011 , 09:17 PM

#2757

Hardball47

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Originally Posted by IcyHotMonkey

Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond,
by the end you will wish you had a club and a spade.

HEYO!

I'm so using that.

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08-30-2011 , 09:18 PM

#2758

Phresh

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Originally Posted by IcyHotMonkey

Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond,
by the end you will wish you had a club and a spade.

Haha, that's funny.

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08-30-2011 , 09:24 PM

#2759

The Stranger

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Originally Posted by IcyHotMonkey

Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond,
by the end you will wish you had a club and a spade.

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08-30-2011 , 10:02 PM

#2760

JoshK

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Originally Posted by The Stranger

this

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08-30-2011 , 10:43 PM

#2761

prohornblower

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that

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08-31-2011 , 12:15 AM

#2762

EEEJay

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Anyone else try and click that button?

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08-31-2011 , 03:20 AM

#2763

shaft88

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this definitely falls under the category of "idiotic"

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08-31-2011 , 05:47 AM

#2764

garcia1000

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Someone set up him the easel

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08-31-2011 , 05:51 AM

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EvilSteve

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If the directions said I need a wrench, that's one thing. But if they said I need a "Wrench", so it's really a nickname for something else, I'd be confused.

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08-31-2011 , 06:25 AM

#2766

Charmer

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Originally Posted by garcia1000

Someone set up him the easel

what kind of a guy doesnt know what a wrench is

obv a girl

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08-31-2011 , 11:29 AM

#2767

shaft88

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Yes she's a female. Also, a teacher.

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08-31-2011 , 01:07 PM

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ohead

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Originally Posted by shaft88

Yes she's a female. Also, a teacher.

kindergarden?

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08-31-2011 , 01:23 PM

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GMan42

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If it's a self-assemble thing, it probably comes with some tiny cheap wrench which she doesn't recognize, or it might even be an Allen wrench, which would confuse the ever-loving **** out of her. Posting that and putting "wrench" in quotes like it's some foreign term she's never heard, though...

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08-31-2011 , 05:27 PM

#2770

nuisance

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‎"I have friends on my list that I'm not even sure who the hell they are. Sometimes they slip through the cracks. I still got like 100 something people who sent request that I've never bothered to check."

Some random raver I some how friend'd in a Cynics Group on FB.

My response "we call this a Humble Brag".

I was going to put this in the Humble Brags thread but it's from FB so it seemed appropriate here.

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08-31-2011 , 07:17 PM

#2771

idlikeadrinkplease

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Originally Posted by Cleary89

Like $400 an hour, **** that. I'd rather go to an asian and pay $80, feel less dirty and wasteful after.

I hear those Asians really deliver.

Rimshot...

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08-31-2011 , 11:03 PM

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TripleH68

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***my sister. SIGH.

"a long productive and good day...and then unexpected news can just knock the wind out of you."

What is it???

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09-01-2011 , 04:09 PM

#2773

saltine

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this is all on the first girl's (chaz's) wall. she had a kid with this guy (stuart) at like age 19 and then they broke up.

"calling tuckers ****ers" made me laugh out loud. i love how one minute the guy is calling her names and an hour later he's pretending to be a mature adult.

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09-01-2011 , 04:23 PM

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So my best friend is playing daddy to his newborn all month and has been posting little updates and what not. I imagine that alone is bad enough for you all, but I don't mind. I like seeing pictures of my little fake nephew. What I hate however, are the comments all the other moms and **** leave on his page.

The first one was from his Aunt, who left like three different comments on 3 posts in the same 5 minute span begging for them to bring the kid for a visit (seriously begging, pathetically).

The worst one was today.

(yeah, I ****ed up the box).

Just ugh. I don't even know why I find that annoying, I just do. Your ****ing baby wasn't magic, it was a pile of piss and ****.