i'd like to know why she was demoted then.

lol'd

"no girl likes any other female that talks to their man, lmao it's not an insecurity thing, girls just know how slimey other girls can be."

not an insecurity thing!

^ haha, awesome.

I wish I loved anything as much as women love pictures of words.

It's bad enough that all the females (and some of the males too) are compelled to share any jpg of any quote or pseudo-profound statement in a fancy font. But some of them recently have taken to google searching for them. Instead of, I don't know, just saying what they want to say. One in particular googles whatever emotion it is she's trying to convey, like "jealousy," finds the image, and being too dumb to save the image to her phone, she screenshots it. So you can see that she google searched for it and what she typed in to find it, but she acts as though it just fell out of the sky into her news feed (so true! Couldn't agree more! etc.) I can't find one of hers (think they were deleted,) but here's another chick clearly doing the same thing.



You really had to google an image to convey that feeling? Jfc. Would it kill you to have an original thought once in a while?

You should make this your status and report back.

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(Then she likes it herself.)

The daily weather jokes from snowbirds just keep getting funnier. They might have to put on socks!

Once a year I needle the "LA is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to visit but I wouldn't want to live there" crowd when it's 0 everywhere else. Yes I am probably an ******* for doing it but I can't help myself.



Nothing beats the post-holiday blues like a lot of sunshine.

I lol'd

Suzzer,

What kind of car is that?

FJ Cruiser

Ive been getting a lot of #hottakes on facebook over the terrorist attack in Paris.

by compass do they mean thermometer or am i missing something

It blinks "COMPASS" when the compass (partially covered to the left) isn't calibrated. I caught it blinking in the "on" position.

The only way to calibrate it is to press a magic series of buttons then go to a parking lot and drive around in circles for a while. I kid you not. There is no way to kill the blinking w/o doing this. I've gotten used to it. The compass still works fine.

The author knows that any call they get is an emergency, because nobody else will call as they've been told not to.

However, the author will not answer the emergency call.

Copy and paste this on ALL muslim stories! Flood them with the truth!

The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The U-S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Bafi Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theatre Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Musiims
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims'

Think of it:

Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem

Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM

**********SO THIS LEAD TO *****************
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
They're not happy in Nigeria
They're not happy in Kenya
They're not happy in Sudan

******** So, where are they happy? **********
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in Belgium
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves... THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy and finally they will be get hammered
!!!!

Islamic Jihad: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
ISIS: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Qaeda: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Taliban: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hamas: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hezbollah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Boko Haram: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Nusra: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abu Sayyaf: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Badr: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Muslim Brotherhood: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Lashkar-e-Taiba: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Palestine Liberation Front: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Ansaru: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Jemaah Islamiyah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abdullah Azzam Brigades: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
AND A LOT MORE!!!!!!!

Think about it........

The fact that someone took the time to write that and that others actually shared it makes me lose hope for humanity.

Flooding confirmed.

Suzzer,

It blows my mind that you are able to drive around with a light constantly blinking on your dashboard and it doesn't bother you.

It's already happening on 2p2 http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/41...l#post45804893

It blows my mind that the engineers thought it would be a good idea to have the idiot light for the compass be huge and blinking, like it's some sort of critical feature.

God a particular lol out of:

Got a lol out of your typo

Sweet, I just won the interwebz.