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WHILE YOU SCREAM AT YOUR WOMAN, THERE IS A MAN WISHING HE COULD WHISPER IN HER EAR. WHILE YOU HUMILIATE, OFFEND AND INSULT HER, THERE'S A MAN FLIRTING WITH HER AND REMINDING HER HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS. WHILE YOU HURT HER THERE'S A MAN WISHING HE COULD TAKE HER PAIN AWAY. WHILE YOU MAKE HER CRY THERE' S A MAN STEALING SMILES FROM HER. POST THIS ON YOUR WALL IF YOU ARE AGAINST DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND MENTAL ABUSE

all caps rage

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08-28-2011 , 08:57 AM

#2727

Phresh

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WHILE YOU BEAT HER IN FRONT OF HER KIDS, THERE'S A MAN WHO IS PERFORMING MAGIC TRICKS IN FRONT OF THEM, IMPRESSING HER GREATLY. WHILE YOU LOCK HER IN A BATHROOM FOR HOURS ON END WHILE YOU GET BEERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS, THERE IS A MAN OPENING HER CAR DOOR WHILE TAKING HER TO HAPPY HOUR. WHILE YOU PICK HER UP AND THROW HER OUT OF A 10 STORY WINDOW, THERE IS A MAN GENTLY LAYING HER INTO A WARM BED AND KISSING HER FOREHEAD.

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08-28-2011 , 12:00 PM

#2728

ImsaKidd

CHOO CHOO

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 20,758

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Originally Posted by Phresh

JoshK, plese reply with this.

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08-28-2011 , 12:56 PM

#2729

Jzo19

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anybody have the new facebook ticker ? now i have to see everyones annoying updates in realtime..:/

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08-28-2011 , 01:34 PM

#2730

FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,097

New ticker is AIDS, especially in sidebar form, but especially because it's like the newsfeed again? But worse?

Also, this was amazing:

Like, 10 minutes after the earthquake in VA.
Some Girl: "trying to find out more info about the earthquake. anyone have a good news site?"
Girl #2: " Try Fox - playing non stop right now."
Girl #3: "cnn has some info"

Like, wtf. Girl #3 may have an extraordinary dry wit, but I don't think so.

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08-29-2011 , 09:14 AM

#2731

fredd-bird

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Originally Posted by dumb, but really hot girl

Heinseight says curiosity killed the cat the future says it only made me stronger and I love it

She snap liked her own status too.

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08-29-2011 , 09:20 AM

#2732

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

what the hell i dont even what

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08-29-2011 , 11:18 AM

#2733

HotPockets

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 632

ugh...

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Repost: For all you single ladies in such a hurry to get married here's some biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited on her Boaz. So don't settle for any of his relatives Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, or Lazyaz.

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08-29-2011 , 12:39 PM

#2734

Cbroods

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 581

I thought that was kinda funny

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08-29-2011 , 12:41 PM

#2735

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,257

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Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Originally Posted by dumb, but really hot girl
Heinseight says curiosity killed the cat the future says it only made me stronger and I love it

Heinseight must have been Schroedinger's lesser-known assistant or something. Had his own theories of why the cat in the box was dead sometimes.

Last edited by GMan42; 08-29-2011 at 12:46 PM.

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08-29-2011 , 12:53 PM

#2736

baumer

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,061

Heinzsight is always 57/57.

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08-29-2011 , 01:40 PM

#2737

jjshabado

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A girl I know through college who is WAY too overly proud of her profession:

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had a great coffee "date" with [Judy] this morning! I love being around awesome Chiropractors like her!

and the only comment:

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[Judy]: love being around awesome chiropractors like YOU too!!! i'm excited for you and the goals you shared with me today!

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08-29-2011 , 01:59 PM

#2738

Tom Ames

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Originally Posted by baumer

Heinzsight is always 57/57.

nicely done

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08-29-2011 , 02:30 PM

#2739

The Stranger

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,569

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Originally Posted by fezjones

There's a rumor going around that says boys are stronger then girls! Oh Please! Can you carry a baby in your stomach for 9mths? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone @ the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you walk all day in 5" heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries

Put this on your wall if you are PROUD of being a WOMAN!!

anatomy fail

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08-29-2011 , 02:35 PM

#2740

jjshabado

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lol, reading this thread fail.

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08-29-2011 , 02:48 PM

#2741

RayPowers

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.. intentional?

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08-29-2011 , 04:12 PM

#2742

tschubauer

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This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain,100% reason to remember the name.. MARINE

come on dude, don't do that to your fellow marines

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08-29-2011 , 04:45 PM

#2743

The Stranger

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my hot blonde cousin at Pepperdine Law School tilts the **** out of me

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Law School might suck... but doing hw on the beach really makes it bearable. Sigh...

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08-29-2011 , 05:00 PM

#2744

grando

witty comic

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,680

hot blonde females get no breaks in life man

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08-29-2011 , 05:15 PM

#2745

prohornblower

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Sigh indeed. Can't believe society is making her go through LAW SCHOOL!

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08-29-2011 , 05:15 PM

#2746

The Stranger

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and then she posts this crap to her 325 closest friends:

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Considering the long layoff and liver condition, Uncle Mo showed up against some classy competition. Hopefully he'll win the next one...

horse racing, I surmise. none of her friends care enough to comment so she comments on her own status 40 minutes later...

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Nice win for Stay Thirsty. I like the owner... so I'm good with that. Now... let's see if The Factor is as good as I think he is...

to show she's an all-around animal lover, this came up a few days before...

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Reports that a J Pod whale was struck by a private boater in the islands??? Is this true? Anyone have an ID on the vessel or the whale? Please get back with any info... sitting at home very very worried.

again, no feedback, so five hours later...

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Now I'm hearing it's an L Pod female... who is it and how are they doing?

and six minutes later

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Now I'm hearing it's just L90 having pregnancy pains... wth is going on peopel?

The horse one was Saturday, the whale one was Friday.

Still no feedback on either.

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08-29-2011 , 05:32 PM

#2747

The Stranger

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

Sigh indeed. Can't believe society is making her go through LAW SCHOOL!

and its always like that with her.... "Woe is me, I don't get to enjoy my summer vacation (actually she says vacay), because I have all this wedding planning to do!! Life sure is hard."

"It sucks that my honeymoon is over and I have to leave Maui and go home to Malibu."

With no sense of irony at all.

Not direct quotes either, but you get the idea.

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08-29-2011 , 09:34 PM

#2748

ToDrunkToFish

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 188

I got about 4-5 girls on my list who are my age, 23ish, who have children who are at least 2-3 years old.

So they were just outa high school having kids. This girl has 3 kids and states this:

"Its never about love for guys, just who will put out first...you shallow bastards!!" I think she worded that wrong too.

Her kids are between two fathers who were both like 30+. Lesson learned?

There are like 13 comments and this is just a sentence in her last long ass post.

"Yea my kids might have been accidents but i have always wanted kids and i would do anything for them i go out like once a week to keep my sanity lmao"

Her statuses make me lol,