A girl on my feed posted a couple of updates yesterday about how excited she was to be going out on a boat during the hurricane. I think that's been canceled now but the stupidity of it made me shake my head in disbelief. In NJ btw.

Hot girl I went to school with:

"In 2001, I danced to Destiny's Child at frat row. My fashion was tridelt shirts. I hoped for Ross & Rachel. We traded in Napster for Wikipedia. We had no Lord of the Rings, American Idol, Facebook, Youtube or iPhones. We executed Timothy McVeigh. Who was state senator Barack Obama? Pfc. Anthony M. Nunn, who died on my birthday this year in Afghanistan from a makeshift terrorist bomb, was only in elementary school. Its been 10 years in Afghanistan - longer than Vietnam. Bring our soldiers home."

pretty sure lord of the rings was around before 2001

pretty sure no one is using wikipedia to download songs.

i use wikipedia to download songs

curse you other tyler!!! <shakes fist>

I've seen a few of these show up in my news feed, but this is far far worse.

From a pretty cool poker dealer at an underground game I play at. Lovin the Grammar

I lose faith in humanity every time I read this topic.

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Justin: is that arrow suppose to be pointing at your belly?
August 16 at 2:32pm
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Regan: Yes, you goober.
August 16 at 2:42pm
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Justin': ohhh. just making sure. i thought it was jusr ironic. lol
August 16 at 3:57pm

You'd think people would understand what irony meant at this point. Guess not.

Some prostitute I have on fb. Continually posts **** like this. Bitch, your a dirty prostitute, stfu.

lol, do I even have to ask?

How does it make you feel to know that a dirty prostitute has better command of the English language than you do?

Pretty bad considering I'm a teacher

Here's a crazy question: How did you come (no pun intended) to be Facebook friends with a prostitute?

One of my mates had her (hahahaha) and it came up as the "people you may know". Picture is a chick in just a g string, I was like hmm hopefully I do know her and gave her the random add. Never talked to her, fapped over some of her pics and regularly laugh at her status updates and guys trying to tune her.

fapping over prostitute pics lol, why not just call her and **** her

Like $400 an hour, **** that. I'd rather go to an asian and pay $80, feel less dirty and wasteful after.

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ohaithar: that chick is pretty hot.

Good bankroll management. I can see the kids you teach are in good hands.

It looks like he teaches math.

People really fap over pictures still? wtf this is the 21st century

ever notice that the people who try so hard to quip, be witty, and post funny status and comments on facebook are often the most unfunny people in real life.

A pretty cool 50ish guy I know, demonstrating the proper use of FB:
a fat, late 30's bipolar chick who I'm way nicer than I should be to:
my comment: so that's why you're not returning my calls/texts
her response: nothing like that...just been really busy...
her again: sorry for that btw...time change is a bitch...
me: I know, I'm just teasing

This next girl is one of my favorite people, not that I even know her that well. Single mom with a master's degree in biology and is basically an IRL CSI chick for a living. She schooled me at Words With Friends the other day, and I have a 1700ish Scrabble rating. And she's cute. (the countdown is RE her 5yo son coming home from Grandma's)
-reverse chronological, just like the wall:

after a few "what's going on" comments including one from her mom:

those last few really aren't that bad, but its funny how she's actually really smart but poses as just another dumb girl.