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There's a rumor going around that says boys are stronger then girls! Oh Please! Can you carry a 7lb baby in your stomach for 9 months? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone @ the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you walk all day in 5" heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries

Put this on your wall if you are PROUD of being a WOMAN!!!

Way to advance women rights...

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08-25-2011 , 11:14 AM

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Khaos4k

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None of those things involve strength...

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08-25-2011 , 11:32 AM

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JoshK

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There's a rumor going around that says boys are stronger then girls! Oh Please! Can you carry a 7lb baby in your stomach for 9 months?

I carry a 20lb tire on my stomach for as long as I can remember

Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone @ the same time?

Making hamburger helper, throwing **** in the dishwasher, and talking about real housewives is probably too much for me to do at the same time.

Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain?

Not strong enough to hold the curling iron up?

Can you walk all day in 5" heels?

I'm sorry your job as a stripper is so demanding

Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?

Are you crying all night because you're a stripper or just crazy?

Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries Put this on your wall if you are PROUD of being a WOMAN!!!

strong or just crazy?

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08-25-2011 , 01:16 PM

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prohornblower

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If she carries a baby in her stomach she's doing it wrong.

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08-25-2011 , 02:20 PM

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LostOstrich

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

If she carries a baby in her stomach she's doing it wrong.

I heard they're quite nutritious

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08-25-2011 , 02:25 PM

#2681

jjshabado

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I don't think anything that constipates you for 9 months can be that nutritious.

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08-25-2011 , 02:43 PM

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OrganicGreen

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can somebody turn this thread into a smoking hot facebook photos so i don't have to work at being some weird pervs

also i would feel less of a pervy stocker loser on the computer

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08-25-2011 , 02:49 PM

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EvilSteve

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Stock away, stock boy!
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/67...-facebook-422/

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08-25-2011 , 06:36 PM

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JoshK

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Originally Posted by Woman who constantly complains she is single

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Is ur mind amazing!?

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08-25-2011 , 06:47 PM

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prohornblower

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Aslo, as lnog as the ltetres at the bgineinng and end of the wrods are in the croerct pclaes tehn we can rcogeinze waht we are rdaenig.

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08-25-2011 , 07:20 PM

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IcyHotMonkey

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I usfe humn likeb.

pomucn delina powesl ifred.

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08-25-2011 , 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JoshK

Is ur mind amazing!?

With such an amazing mind like hers, why does she need a boyfriend?

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08-26-2011 , 09:23 AM

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Tornadoes this summer, extreme heat and drought in the South, cat 4 hurricane headed up the east coast and now a 5.9 earthquake in Virginia felt all the way to NYC and Boston along with one in Colorado yesterday! And people are fighting to take God out of everything, seems to me God is sending an awfully loud message!!!!!! If you agree copy & Paste

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This is a re-post: "The Weather Channel says this week's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown faultline running under D.C. and through Virginia. Some are calling it Obama's Fault, while others are calling it Bush's Fault. Other theories are that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Or what we all believed to have been an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington."

from the same woman. Sigh.

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08-26-2011 , 09:43 AM

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muttiah

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How are you guys friends with these losers. I have 1 terrible guy on my feed but everyone else is pretty normal.

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08-26-2011 , 09:43 AM

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Your Boss

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This guy I went to HS with is always complaining about how broke he is, and quit his waiting tables job over something stupid that I don't remember.

Just posted two pictures, one with about 30 pairs of "kicks" and another with about 50 hats.

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08-26-2011 , 09:45 AM

#2691

JoshK

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Originally Posted by Isura

How are you guys friends with these losers. I have 1 terrible guy on my feed but everyone else is pretty normal.

Most are either acquaintances from highschool or distant relatives that I barely know. Well and my sister =\ I actually had the majority of people blocked but this thread made me want to unblock them.

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08-26-2011 , 09:54 AM

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EvilSteve

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Originally Posted by Isura

How are you guys friends with these losers. I have 1 terrible guy on my feed but everyone else is pretty normal.

I said yes to friend requests from people I went to high school with. Just one or two old classmates I'll never see again, what's the harm? That opened the floodgates and a precedent had been set*, so now I have lots of friends I have nothing in common with other than attending the same public school, and they post silly **** on a regular basis. At least I've started blocking some of them from my feed.

* "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

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08-26-2011 , 09:55 AM

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Today a teacher somewhere in your neighborhood is getting ready for your child's new school year, writing lesson plans or writing your child's name in their grade book. In the minute it takes you to read this, teachers all over the world are using their "free time," and often investing their own time & money for your child's literacy, prosperity, and future. Re-post if....you are a teacher, love a teacher, or appreciate a teacher!!

i responded with, "so you mean somewhere, someone is doing their job?"

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08-26-2011 , 09:56 AM

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mutigers

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small sample size but i gotta say everyone who is over 30 is really really bad at the facebook

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08-26-2011 , 09:58 AM

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jjshabado

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Originally Posted by mutigers5591

small sample size but i gotta say everyone who is over 30 is really really bad at the facebook

I'm pretty sure the over 30 crowd is much better at it than the under 20 crowd.

Late-20s FTW though.

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08-26-2011 , 10:10 AM

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EvilSteve

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GOD IS WELCOME IN MY HOUSE。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π____*。*˚
˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */________/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛
˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜田田｜門｜ •
If God reigns over your House also, put this on your wall.

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08-26-2011 , 10:25 AM

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tyler_cracker

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i guess i'd welcome god into my house too if there was that kind of biblical-ass weather going on. HOLY **** IT'S RAINING OPEN DOTS AND CLOSED DOTS AND ASTERISKS -- GET IN THE HOUSE AND LET'S START A-PRAYIN'!

edit: also lol @ "welcome in" == "reigns over". when i invite some friends over for dinner, i generally want them to act like they own the place.

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08-26-2011 , 10:31 AM

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EvilSteve

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Good luck kicking God out of the house. He's supposedly there all the time, along with everywhere else. Can't get away from the guy. So yeah, probably a good idea to welcome him in and act like you're cool with him reigning over you since he'll do it anyway.

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08-26-2011 , 10:51 AM

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tyler_cracker

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god: officially more of a dick than vampires.

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08-26-2011 , 11:58 AM

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fezjones

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There's a rumor going around that says boys are stronger then girls! Oh Please! Can you carry a baby in your stomach for 9mths? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone @ the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you walk all day in 5" heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries

Put this on your wall if you are PROUD of being a WOMAN!!

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