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08-20-2011 , 07:37 PM

#2601

ut2010

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 38,726

Going to say maybe asexual but the last post says gay with the straight front. I guess a gay best friend that flies her around the world is cool.

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08-20-2011 , 08:05 PM

#2602

JoshK

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,894

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Originally Posted by ut2010

Going to say maybe asexual but the last post says gay with the straight front. I guess a gay best friend that flies her around the world is cool.

They make at least the same wage if not than she has the higher income.

I wish I was trolling.

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08-20-2011 , 08:14 PM

#2603

prohornblower

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

Her plan is denial until she turns 30 and wants kids, then suicide by about age 32.

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08-20-2011 , 09:44 PM

#2604

thisisgeorge

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 584

One of the rare occurrences in which I would fully support her decision to have an affair. Assuming lack of sex can't be grounds for divorce.

Last edited by thisisgeorge; 08-20-2011 at 09:45 PM. Reason: Since most of the other "****ty husbands" are ****ty before they're married, so woman should know what she's getting into.

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08-20-2011 , 10:03 PM

#2605

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

And one of the rare occurrences where the husband wouldn't care at all if she had an affair.

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Small boy writes a letter to God. "Dear God, why do you let bad things happen in our schools?"
God replied, "Dear Son, I am not allowed in your schools."
I challenge you to re-post this....

Just keeps posting crap like this, another classmate shall now be blocked.

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08-20-2011 , 10:09 PM

#2606

prohornblower

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

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Originally Posted by thisisgeorge

One of the rare occurrences in which I would fully support her decision to have an affair. Assuming lack of sex can't be grounds for divorce.

Or she could just divorce the gay man. Their ****ing marriage wasn't even consumated, was it? lol. What a joke.

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08-20-2011 , 10:15 PM

#2607

thisisgeorge

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 584

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

Or she could just divorce the gay man. Their ****ing marriage wasn't even consumated, was it? lol. What a joke.

I guess that would be grounds for annulment if I'm nitpicking. Don't know much about divorce, I thought that either a.) both parties have to consent to it or b.) one party must have grounds for divorce.

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08-20-2011 , 10:31 PM

#2608

LostOstrich

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

I mean really? She likes that?

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08-20-2011 , 10:42 PM

#2609

prohornblower

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

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Originally Posted by thisisgeorge

Irreconcilable differences is also grounds. I'm pretty sure this lady could divorce his gay ass if she wanted. She's just delusional and will jettison herself from the Golden Gate Bridge within 5 years.

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08-21-2011 , 06:35 AM

#2610

MikalSjekson

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 533

I got this one girl who keeps doing these facebooks updates:

- OMG train delay
- Having long day work @Work -> (every ****** day she posts this)
- Having fun @RandomBar -> If you're having fun, you wouldn't be on fb.
- OMG so drunk in bed, how can i get up tomorrow morning.

This incident got her banned:
- Goodnight little facebooks friends (3 min ago)
- Really going to bed now

(1 min ago)

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08-21-2011 , 09:48 AM

#2611

The Detonator

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4,017

**** I hate those women who post that

I may be a bitch or moody or some other bull**** but if you cant stand me at m worst you dont deserve me at my best - marlyn monroe quote bull****

you're a bitch, nobody likes bitches, shut up.

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08-21-2011 , 01:00 PM

#2612

prohornblower

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

And that's why 40 year old women live with 17 cats and wonder why they never found a man to lift heavy stuff and launch seed..

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08-21-2011 , 08:13 PM

#2613

m_hood115

old hand

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,549

From a friend from high school

I believe in angles, the kind that heaven sends.
I'm surrounded by angles, but i call them my best friends!
Congrats Sierra Lawrence for your baptisim!! I love u soo much and am so proud of you!!!

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08-21-2011 , 08:15 PM

#2614

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

Friend seems obtuse.

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08-21-2011 , 08:21 PM

#2615

m_hood115

old hand

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,549

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

Friend seems obtuse.

well played sir.

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08-22-2011 , 12:55 AM

#2616

thisisgeorge

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 584

Don't know what you're talking about, she sounds like acute girl to me.

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08-22-2011 , 12:58 AM

#2617

prohornblower

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kioshk approves

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08-22-2011 , 01:03 AM

#2618

bottomset

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,263

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

And one of the rare occurrences where the husband wouldn't care at all if she had an affair.

Just keeps posting crap like this, another classmate shall now be blocked.

God doesn't seem to be allowed in Africa either

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08-22-2011 , 04:39 AM

#2619

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

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Originally Posted by thisisgeorge

Don't know what you're talking about, she sounds like acute girl to me.

Smart comments like this could reflex badly on you

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08-22-2011 , 04:50 AM

#2620

thisisgeorge

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 584

You're right, and while I might complement your puns to a degree, they don't really supplement this thread. We should move on from this tangent, and get back to the point.

Last edited by thisisgeorge; 08-22-2011 at 04:59 AM. Reason: .

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08-22-2011 , 05:30 AM

#2621

NicReynolds

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Shes right though.

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08-22-2011 , 01:33 PM

#2622

prohornblower

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These puns really strike a chord with me.

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08-22-2011 , 02:03 PM

#2623

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

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Originally Posted by defiant single mother

I WAS RAISED - I didn't jus grow up, I was taught to say plz n thank u an to respect my elders, to lend a helpin hand, to hold the door for the person behind me, to say excuse me wen its needed an to luv ppl for who they r (not wat I can get from them) I was also taught to treat ppl how I wud like to b treated...an I for 1 wil ensure my children r RAISED to :-)

The text-speak is kind of annoying but the sentiment is commendable. I just can't stop myself wanting to reply "raised to what?"

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08-22-2011 , 04:09 PM

#2624

grando

witty comic

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,680

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

Friend seems obtuse.

A+

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Originally Posted by thisisgeorge

Don't know what you're talking about, she sounds like acute girl to me.

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Originally Posted by thisisgeorge

You're right, and while I might complement your puns to a degree, they don't really supplement this thread. We should move on from this tangent, and get back to the point.

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Originally Posted by NicReynolds

Shes right though.

B-

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

These puns really strike a chord with me.