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08-19-2011 , 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker
evolution is a "theory"
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"best guess"
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and not something harder/purer/Truthier.
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1 out of 3 is not bad.
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08-19-2011 , 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker
thanks!
you should probably read this too:

http://www.evolution.mbdojo.com/theory.html

might find it helpful as well.

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OK no more derailing from me
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08-19-2011 , 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by dknightx
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1 out of 3 is not bad.
i guess we can quibble about the meaning of "best guess" but to me it's approximately equivalent to "theory". not in the sense of "oh, my best guess is vancouver is 200 miles from here because i'm pulling numbers out of the air" but in the sense of "google maps and the washington state department of transportation say the distance is 141 miles. afaik they used reasonable measurement techniques but i wouldn't be surprised if the answer is 140 or 142 miles instead."

also do we agree that evolution is, in fact, a theory? if so, then i don't see why it's any harder/purer/... than any other major scientific theory, so i don't see how you can disagree with that part of my post.
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08-19-2011 , 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker
i guess we can quibble about the meaning of "best guess" but to me it's approximately equivalent to "theory".

also do we agree that evolution is, in fact, a theory? if so, then i don't see why it's any harder/purer/... than any other major scientific theory, so i don't see how you can disagree with that part of my post.
Take this discussion to SMP if you are indeed curious as they will be able to describe it much more eloquently that i ever could ... but read the article i posted. i have no idea what "harder/purer/Truthier" means in the context you are using it.
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08-19-2011 , 12:00 PM
this is a pretty awesome derail

jk, it sucks ass
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08-19-2011 , 12:00 PM
...and commence derail #345346523587987913850463.

Last edited by GMan42; 08-19-2011 at 12:01 PM. Reason: dammit TD
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08-19-2011 , 12:10 PM
Personally I don't care if someone believes the "big bang / evolution" stuff or the "invisible sky wizard" stuff, it's the vocal ones who accept most scientific theories but also insist the bible / koran / whatever are 100% factual documents, ie they have no idea what their true opinions are but still insist on ramming them down other people's throats uninvited, that annoy me. This is why it was the first sentence of the quoted status update that tilted me.
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08-19-2011 , 12:30 PM
Mentally masturbating over science vs. God is gheyer than the breastfeeding and teaching derail combined. Take it to RGT you 'tards. Nobody wants to hear your thoughts on whether or not God exists.
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08-19-2011 , 12:40 PM
i apologize for the derail. let me try to succinctly clarify my position and then i will stop:

if you believe that the theory of evolution as we have it today is infallible and 100% correct, you are not practicing good science. i strongly agree that evolution is the best explanation we have today for various facts about biology on earth, but that doesn't mean it will always be the best explanation or even that it is necessarily an accurate description of how life changes over time. the history of science is filled with theories which were once widely considered to be infallible and 100% correct but which were later shown to be incorrect. REPOST IF YOU ARE NOT A COMMUNIST.

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Originally Posted by prohornblower
Mentally masturbating over science vs. God is gheyer than the breastfeeding and teaching derail combined. Take it to RGT you 'tards. Nobody wants to hear your thoughts on whether or not God exists.
yes, good summary of what the derail was about.
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08-19-2011 , 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

yes, good summary of what the derail was about.
Sorry but I didn't read any of it. Was just guessing. Whatever it was, it sucks and needs to stop.
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08-19-2011 , 01:37 PM
that derail is gayer than bjorn the unicorn
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08-19-2011 , 01:46 PM
I've hidden over 10 people's updates from my feed in the past 24 hours for indicating that they watch and are interested in Big Brother. Unfortunately it's now Friday so most of the remaining stuff is along the lines of "OMG ITS FRIDAY LETS GET DRUNKKKK!!!!1!"
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08-19-2011 , 02:29 PM
I have this great scientific theory on breastfeeding that certainly should be law. It's not only scientific, but it's with God's approval as well!
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08-19-2011 , 02:32 PM
There will of course be changes to evolutionary theory as we learn more about it but it is unlikely that evolution as a whole, general theory will ever be disproven. Don't bother comparing it to the "humours" or "ether" because that is ridiculous.

Also, in general: a "law" describes what happens

A "theory" describes why something happens
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08-19-2011 , 02:35 PM
OMG knock it off
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08-19-2011 , 02:48 PM
more funny FB posts, less friday tardoffs!
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08-19-2011 , 04:08 PM
people ITT not understanding that a word (like "theory") might have two separate definitions depending on how it is used

ETA: you would think that something with as rich of a history as micro/macro evolution on a board full of people who generally understand logic would not be controversial. it appears that this is not true, much like any dwindling hope i had for humanity going forward
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08-19-2011 , 04:16 PM
I want to contribute more but I've hidden 2/3 of my "friends" from my news feed.
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08-19-2011 , 04:19 PM
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THinks it's kinda sad that when INTERNET GIRLFRIEND told him Alan Rickman has a sexy voice that he got EXTREMELY jealous. But who knows, maybe she'll think it's adorable and sweet.
sigh
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08-19-2011 , 05:01 PM
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Daddy, how was I born? 'Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You got Male'.
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08-19-2011 , 07:08 PM
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I don't hate Indian-Americans but I do hate the ones who stand 1 inch behind me in line. Especially after I do that white person thing where you turn around and stare at them like "ahem, been here 6 generations bro...step off" and they still don't understand you are flowing with American Independent Spirit and this space is my space.
Nice turn of a phrase. Thanks for a good laugh...this is why I keep coming back to the forums.
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08-19-2011 , 07:38 PM
so girl posts on her status that her bf just broke up with her (zomg end of the world)...now any person with half a brain could probably guess that the responses that would follow news of this sort would most likely be along the lines of..

i'm sorry...are you ok? let me know if you need anything

so after a plethora of responses similar to the above...this stupid bitch has the nerve to post this:

Everyone please stop asking how I'm doing. I'm doing bad. As bad as you can imagine my whole life plan is gone. My eyes r so swollen I have to ice them and I threw up all night. Is that what u all want to know? That's how I'm doing.

well if you dont want people asking how you are...THEN DONT ****ING POST THAT YOUR BF BROKE UP WITH YOU FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO SEE YOU STUPID ****ING ****!
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08-19-2011 , 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by thac
I want to contribute more but I've hidden 2/3 of my "friends" from my news feed.
Oh, just kidding, got one:

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men are *******s! Husbands are the worst ones they lie to your face, hack your facebook, and cheat! When they get caught they say they are sick or that you are imaging things but it is never there fault! If you talk to xxxxxx xxxxxxxx on here he is my husband for now and a very lying cheating ******* and everything out of his mouth is a lie he does not know how to tell the truth!!!
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08-19-2011 , 07:43 PM
ask her if you can throw one down the alleyway

eta: both to thac and the other guy
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08-19-2011 , 07:43 PM
haha that girl in ILN's post sounds incredibly stupid
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