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03-30-2011, 02:06 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: busking yo
Posts: 7,242
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idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
inspired by suzzers post in the humblebrags thread
with so many people on facebook, and so many people posting nonstop terrible status updates, lets just drop a bunch in this thread. the quote format w/ a brief description of the type of person will help with context. plus these are easily defined!
these aren't particularly good but will add some in the future, just wanted to get the thread started
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Originally Posted by pretty crazy girl that does look like a chubby eva mendez
Had a wonderful but kinda lame night last night lol i hate being tickled but whatever it was still a good time  Lol i loved the text he sent me when he got home it was supper sweet but why is ie every says i look a lot like Eva Mendez???? i don't think i do but whatev shes a hottie |
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Originally Posted by girl that posts bi-polar relationship stuff 3x a day
I just cant do this anymore , just to sit and wait, when yur goin to be like the rest? i dnt think i can take dis chance not to be hurt a second time
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Originally Posted by some fake-model
crazy epiphanies that put you in your mindset for your next adventure untill the adventure happens.. the adventure is taking place
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03-30-2011, 02:10 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Downeyayshun, hon
Posts: 12,349
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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Originally Posted by a bunch of lame breeders
There comes a point in your life when FUN no longer means bar hopping, clubbing, being out till 4am or drinking too much. It means movies, family dinners, kid athletic events, bedtime stories, and 9pm bedtimes. Becoming a parent doesn't change you, it makes you realize that the little people you created deserve the best of your free time! Re-post this if you are PROUD to be a parent &LOVE your "Boring" life! ♥
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03-30-2011, 02:19 PM
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Mr. Roper
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: city of angels
Posts: 20,437
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
i have only roughly 10% of my 'friends' on FB unblocked because they all post idiotic nonsense. at the same time, i like most of them on some level, so unfriending them aint much of an option.
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crazy epiphanies that put you in your mindset for your next adventure untill the adventure happens.. the adventure is taking place
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lol
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03-30-2011, 02:19 PM
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old hand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Tampa
Posts: 1,716
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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Originally Posted by Crazy girl
Yippy! I should be out of this house sometime today, but I need to get to my truck! Can't wait to see some friends!
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How is this message helpful to anyone? The only information is that she might leave the house today. Congrats!
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03-30-2011, 02:20 PM
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Mr. Roper
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: city of angels
Posts: 20,437
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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JUST LIVE & ENJOY everyday of ur LIFE "as if it WERE ur LAST DAY ALIVE!!!! TRY IT & JUS SEE the diFFerence???AND IF ur NOT Excited about Possabilities THEN UR not LIVING FOR "PURPOSE" friends
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i would never block this guy, way too funny.
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03-30-2011, 02:22 PM
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Mr. Roper
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: city of angels
Posts: 20,437
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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90,000 ppl r HOMELESS in Los Angeles Aka HOLLYWOOD And 50% of them are ppl that Want 2 be FAMOUS ACTORS So Remember THE All Great AMERICAN DREAM Is Not GIVEN 2 u It is EARNED by u 2 MAKE IT u Got 2 TAKE IT=Opprotunity Comes Once n a Lifetime ppl JUS DO IT
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same whacko
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On the way 2 the Gym 2 train for 2hrs of HIGH INTENSITY SUPERSETS of 7 specific excersises designed 2 work on the exact muscle ur workn on and I LOVE WHEN I FEEL-LOOK GOOD yea Ladies im all Muscle NO Bodyfat RIPPED-SHREDDED its All gOOd baby
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Out on my Nightly 5mile STRESS RELIEF WALK jus Me My BLUNT of Killa bud My Superdupper IPOD CLASSIC the Only ipod with 50,000 songs of HIPhop Rap-Rock-R/B whatever I I GOT IT & ta STREETS sEE lady THATS ALL I NEED girl is me my WEED-MUSIC and Im All SET like the Table bitch "Spoons 2 the Left Forks n u all nite rite bitches like the forks.lol ladies ya kno im jus playn I have 2 LAUGH or Ill DIE
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03-30-2011, 02:25 PM
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#7
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: busking yo
Posts: 7,242
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
lol
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03-30-2011, 02:26 PM
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journeyman
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: This ain't a trick, baby
Posts: 368
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance. A woman has read this entire post. A man is still looking at his thumb. Repost if this made you smile :-)
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No, it didn't make me smile you ****ing **** muscle.
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03-30-2011, 02:28 PM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 3,727
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn’t that weird?
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Last edited by vin17; 03-30-2011 at 02:29 PM.
Reason: lol @ sublimes
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03-30-2011, 02:30 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: South Of Heaven, North of Hell
Posts: 11,496
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
Lately my FB has wall has been more like MTV then anything else.
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03-30-2011, 02:35 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canucks > * AINEC ldo
Posts: 7,949
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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Originally posted by Girl that believes celebrity gossip is more important than life
Perez Hilton is releasing a children's book. DEAR GOD, WHY?
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Her twitter is even worse. One time she posted some **** like: "Lohan back in rehab, WHO CALLED IT?!?!  "
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Originally posted by Wise Auntie who ****ed up her life and posts **** she never has and never will follow
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You must first love yourself before you can love another
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03-30-2011, 02:37 PM
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old hand
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 1,793
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
No quote but bi-polar girl I know tilts me so much. Updates her relationship status from "single" to "married" to "divorced" about twice a week.
Not only that but I'm treated to seeing a rant about how "men are useless" at least 3 times a day even though she's living in a council flat on benefits with a kid, she's 19.
Oh like most people who live unfulfilled lives she impulse buys things that need serious consideration and commitment first. E.g she bought a dog and three weeks later tried her best to give it away to friends and relatives because she couldn't handle it. She's buying two kittens next week... The joys.
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03-30-2011, 02:39 PM
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old hand
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Van Gundy!
Posts: 1,471
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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Originally Posted by wannabe rapper guy
I'm sick of people saying I'm the whitest black guy. **** you, I'm just an educated gangster.
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There's a lot of people hungry for this but I'm starving like my ribs showing
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Honestly I've come to realize people are gonna hate and there's not a whole lot you can really do about it. So hate me, I don't care anymore
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03-30-2011, 02:40 PM
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old hand
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: See Location
Posts: 1,446
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
slight derail but i usually immediately unfriend anyone with a status that include "dis" or the like. awful.
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03-30-2011, 02:44 PM
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old hand
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Van Gundy!
Posts: 1,471
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Re: idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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Originally Posted by wannabe rapper guy
H-A-T-E-R-S...Having Attitude Towards Everyone Reaching Success.
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Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
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I handle my business and that's real talk
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