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snagglepuss 03-30-2011 02:06 PM

idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
 
inspired by suzzers post in the humblebrags thread

with so many people on facebook, and so many people posting nonstop terrible status updates, lets just drop a bunch in this thread. the quote format w/ a brief description of the type of person will help with context. plus these are easily defined!

these aren't particularly good but will add some in the future, just wanted to get the thread started

Quote:

Originally Posted by pretty crazy girl that does look like a chubby eva mendez
Had a wonderful but kinda lame night last night lol i hate being tickled but whatever it was still a good time:) Lol i loved the text he sent me when he got home it was supper sweet but why is ie every says i look a lot like Eva Mendez???? i don't think i do:) but whatev shes a hottie:)

Quote:

Originally Posted by girl that posts bi-polar relationship stuff 3x a day
I just cant do this anymore , just to sit and wait, when yur goin to be like the rest? i dnt think i can take dis chance not to be hurt a second time

Quote:

Originally Posted by some fake-model
crazy epiphanies that put you in your mindset for your next adventure untill the adventure happens.. the adventure is taking place


miajag 03-30-2011 02:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by a bunch of lame breeders (Post 25732095)
There comes a point in your life when FUN no longer means bar hopping, clubbing, being out till 4am or drinking too much. It means movies, family dinners, kid athletic events, bedtime stories, and 9pm bedtimes. Becoming a parent doesn't change you, it makes you realize that the little people you created deserve the best of your free time! Re-post this if you are PROUD to be a parent &LOVE your "Boring" life! ♥

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sublime 03-30-2011 02:19 PM

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i have only roughly 10% of my 'friends' on FB unblocked because they all post idiotic nonsense. at the same time, i like most of them on some level, so unfriending them aint much of an option.

Quote:

crazy epiphanies that put you in your mindset for your next adventure untill the adventure happens.. the adventure is taking place
lol

IcyHotMonkey 03-30-2011 02:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy girl
Yippy! I should be out of this house sometime today, but I need to get to my truck! Can't wait to see some friends!

How is this message helpful to anyone? The only information is that she might leave the house today. Congrats!

sublime 03-30-2011 02:20 PM

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JUST LIVE & ENJOY everyday of ur LIFE "as if it WERE ur LAST DAY ALIVE!!!! TRY IT & JUS SEE the diFFerence???AND IF ur NOT Excited about Possabilities THEN UR not LIVING FOR "PURPOSE" friends
i would never block this guy, way too funny.

sublime 03-30-2011 02:22 PM

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Quote:

90,000 ppl r HOMELESS in Los Angeles Aka HOLLYWOOD And 50% of them are ppl that Want 2 be FAMOUS ACTORS So Remember THE All Great AMERICAN DREAM Is Not GIVEN 2 u It is EARNED by u 2 MAKE IT u Got 2 TAKE IT=Opprotunity Comes Once n a Lifetime ppl JUS DO IT
same whacko

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On the way 2 the Gym 2 train for 2hrs of HIGH INTENSITY SUPERSETS of 7 specific excersises designed 2 work on the exact muscle ur workn on and I LOVE WHEN I FEEL-LOOK GOOD yea Ladies im all Muscle NO Bodyfat RIPPED-SHREDDED its All gOOd baby
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Out on my Nightly 5mile STRESS RELIEF WALK jus Me My BLUNT of Killa bud My Superdupper IPOD CLASSIC the Only ipod with 50,000 songs of HIPhop Rap-Rock-R/B whatever I I GOT IT & ta STREETS sEE lady THATS ALL I NEED girl is me my WEED-MUSIC and Im All SET like the Table bitch "Spoons 2 the Left Forks n u all nite rite bitches like the forks.lol ladies ya kno im jus playn I have 2 LAUGH or Ill DIE

snagglepuss 03-30-2011 02:25 PM

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lol

Neverfeltme 03-30-2011 02:26 PM

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Quote:

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance. A woman has read this entire post. A man is still looking at his thumb. Repost if this made you smile :-)
No, it didn't make me smile you ****ing **** muscle.

vin17 03-30-2011 02:28 PM

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Quote:

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn’t that weird?
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nuisance 03-30-2011 02:30 PM

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Lately my FB has wall has been more like MTV then anything else.

TheCroShow 03-30-2011 02:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Girl that believes celebrity gossip is more important than life
Perez Hilton is releasing a children's book. DEAR GOD, WHY?
Her twitter is even worse. One time she posted some **** like: "Lohan back in rehab, WHO CALLED IT?!?! ;)"

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Originally posted by Wise Auntie who ****ed up her life and posts **** she never has and never will follow
You must first love yourself before you can love another :)

YouWishFish 03-30-2011 02:37 PM

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No quote but bi-polar girl I know tilts me so much. Updates her relationship status from "single" to "married" to "divorced" about twice a week.

Not only that but I'm treated to seeing a rant about how "men are useless" at least 3 times a day even though she's living in a council flat on benefits with a kid, she's 19.

Oh like most people who live unfulfilled lives she impulse buys things that need serious consideration and commitment first. E.g she bought a dog and three weeks later tried her best to give it away to friends and relatives because she couldn't handle it. She's buying two kittens next week... The joys.

marlinssmith 03-30-2011 02:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wannabe rapper guy
I'm sick of people saying I'm the whitest black guy. **** you, I'm just an educated gangster.

Quote:

There's a lot of people hungry for this but I'm starving like my ribs showing
Quote:

Honestly I've come to realize people are gonna hate and there's not a whole lot you can really do about it. So hate me, I don't care anymore
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alexruimy 03-30-2011 02:40 PM

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slight derail but i usually immediately unfriend anyone with a status that include "dis" or the like. awful.

marlinssmith 03-30-2011 02:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wannabe rapper guy (Post 25732751)
H-A-T-E-R-S...Having Attitude Towards Everyone Reaching Success.

Quote:

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Quote:

I handle my business and that's real talk
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sublime 03-30-2011 02:47 PM

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Going to bed, with a lot on ur mind sux!!!
stupid whore

yeah, i can imagine the complex thoughts keeping you up

marlinssmith 03-30-2011 02:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by guy always talking about his kids
time to put the laundry in the dryer...i love being a father...

Quote:

Originally Posted by guy always talking about his kids
No Wife...check, No Girlfriend...check, time with my girls...PRICELESS


Quote:

Originally Posted by guy always talking about his kids
What shall I do with my little girls this late afternoon-evening...any suggestions would be appreciated.

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JessterCPA 03-30-2011 02:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neverfeltme (Post 25732487)
No, it didn't make me smile you ****ing **** muscle.

This post made me smile. Well done.

spyderracing 03-30-2011 02:52 PM

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You sure wanna-be rapper guy isn't actually Gary Busey, marlinssmith?

sublime 03-30-2011 02:52 PM

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Quote:

EVIL brings men 2gther~Aristotle~Guess thats Why I roll Solo w the Holy Spirit whos guiding me Always and thankyou 2 All my boys who made my Bday a good 1 GOD BLESSED ME 2 MAKE IT THIS FAR Soo Im guna K.eep I.t M.oving
said clown also has like 600 FB friends, and say 300 of them wished him a happy bday on his page and he "liked" each and every one.

sublime 03-30-2011 02:53 PM

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Quote:

What shall I do with my little girls this late afternoon-evening...any suggestions would be appreciated.
rape, ainec

DrVanNostrin 03-30-2011 02:54 PM

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prediction: this thread will be very long.

wickedman 03-30-2011 02:54 PM

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Hah, I could dominate this thread. I have a friend who you would think is mentally handicapped on FB all the time. I will try and see if I can get his videos he made about various topics up on here.

Carl Sagan 03-30-2011 02:56 PM

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Someone ended their status with "Well that gives a whole new meaning to brains and bronze!". I went back and checked the message to see if it was a possible pun, butnahhhh.

JamieAnn 03-30-2011 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sublime (Post 25733029)
rape, ainec

That was a seriously disturbing fb post. Wtf.


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