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06-17-2017 , 10:29 PM
Littering was one of my pet peeves as a kid and I would shout at my dad and get upset with him if he did it while driving. He stopped doing it apart from apple cores which he said would compost lol. Smoking was my other pet peeve but no amount of complaining was going to stop my parents doing that.
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06-17-2017 , 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by LFS
Meet Cindy's husband. Unless it's her posting on his account. Too coherent for that though.

I can tell this wasn't Cindy because if it was James would have thanked James
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06-18-2017 , 04:08 PM
"When you help older nurses with the computer and you're super patient about it"

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06-18-2017 , 11:04 PM
I'm friends with several nurses on fb. Man do they love to pat themselves on the back and ***** about doctors and patients.
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06-20-2017 , 09:03 PM
People definitely show their true colors. Well I guess that's what I get for trying to trust people.
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06-21-2017 , 12:37 AM
Super religious, Catholic zealot, mother of 4 and counting, confirmed right winger residing in Georgia's 6th district, which just had a big election:

"Amen! The Holy Innocents* have interceded and heard our prayers!"

-photo of (R) Karen Handel defeating (D) Jon Ossoff in the special election-

*By "Holy Innocents,* I'm pretty sure she's referring to the dead unborn babies she prayed to for this victory.

Variance: She named her male 3rd child "Creed," after the band, AND after the Nicene Creed.
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06-21-2017 , 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by TJ Eckleburg12
Super religious, Catholic zealot, mother of 4 and counting, confirmed right winger residing in Georgia's 6th district, which just had a big election:

"Amen! The Holy Innocents* have interceded and heard our prayers!"

-photo of (R) Karen Handel defeating (D) Jon Ossoff in the special election-

*By "Holy Innocents,* I'm pretty sure she's referring to the dead unborn babies she prayed to for this victory.

Variance: She named her male 3rd child "Creed," after the band, AND after the Nicene Creed.


This is why there should be requirements on being allowed to reproduce
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06-21-2017 , 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by TJ Eckleburg12
*By "Holy Innocents,* I'm pretty sure she's referring to the dead unborn babies she prayed to for this victory.
How sure are you? Because that would be some next level Jesusing!
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06-21-2017 , 02:45 AM
She's a piece of work. She teaches classes on Natural Family Planning at her church, as the Vatican-approved method of having sex (within marriage) to not have kids.

She posts about the joys of Natural Family Planning (which is basically timing the Rhythm Method, plus a thermometer) as the Vatican-approved method of embracing the joys of matrimony without having too many children. Lib'rul heathen scientists estimate NFP to be about 91% effective, far less reliable than condoms, The Pill, or other "unnatural" methods of contraception, which create a state of Mortal Sin for God-fearing Catholics.

I have lots of friends that are married, lots of friends that are in committed relationships, maybe even friends that are in relationships where fornication happens.

She's the only one I know who broadcasts her preferred method of contraception to Facebook.

"Loving the Catholic Life!"
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06-21-2017 , 03:15 AM
Sounds like she's selling herself more than others
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06-21-2017 , 03:27 AM
Never really understood why the Rhythm Method and similar stuff is OK but condoms are not. I know it's cause condoms are "unnatural" or whatever but doesn't God get angry if you try to avert pregnancy by whatever means? Isn't that the lesson of Onan? Maybe those are two separate things, God gets angry about so much sexual stuff that it's hard to keep up.
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06-21-2017 , 03:28 AM
Like using a thermometer to check if its OK to **** is hardly "natural". Seems like splitting hairs.
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06-21-2017 , 04:01 AM
good moodsetter though
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06-21-2017 , 08:25 AM
I'm pretty sure God is cool with anal.
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06-21-2017 , 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
I'm friends with several nurses on fb. Man do they love to pat themselves on the back and ***** about doctors and patients.
Grade school teachers are the worst offender when it comes to the first part od this IME. Psychologists / therapists are the worst offenders for the 2nd part.
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06-21-2017 , 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I'm pretty sure God is cool with anal.
He absolutely is. That's the Holy Hole.
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06-21-2017 , 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I'm pretty sure God is cool with anal.
NSFW
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06-21-2017 , 10:34 AM
Not a huge fan of them in general but there's no denying the greatness of "**** me in the ass cause I love Jesus" as a chorus line.
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06-21-2017 , 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by DudeImBetter
Grade school teachers are the worst offender when it comes to the first part od this IME.
I couldn't agree more. They love talking about how tough there job is so I love asking them if they are working tomorrow the day before one of their ~120 consecutive days off. Don't get me started about their damn pensions.

Last edited by bahbahmickey; 06-21-2017 at 11:15 AM. Reason: this belongs in the things that piss me off thread too
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06-21-2017 , 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by bahbahmickey
I couldn't agree more. They love talking about how tough there job is so I love asking them if they are working tomorrow the day before one of their ~120 consecutive days off. Don't get me started about their damn pensions.
Wife is 1st year faculty at the local U and has just started her first PTO summer causing pretty extreme jealousy on my part. But she also gets like 3 weeks every winter, a week for Thxgiving & spring break, and a dozen or more arbitrary long weekends and B list holidays. It's a sweet deal.
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06-21-2017 , 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by TJ Eckleburg12
She's a piece of work. She teaches classes on Natural Family Planning at her church, as the Vatican-approved method of having sex (within marriage) to not have kids.

She posts about the joys of Natural Family Planning (which is basically timing the Rhythm Method, plus a thermometer) as the Vatican-approved method of embracing the joys of matrimony without having too many children. Lib'rul heathen scientists estimate NFP to be about 91% effective, far less reliable than condoms, The Pill, or other "unnatural" methods of contraception, which create a state of Mortal Sin for God-fearing Catholics.

I have lots of friends that are married, lots of friends that are in committed relationships, maybe even friends that are in relationships where fornication happens.

She's the only one I know who broadcasts her preferred method of contraception to Facebook.

"Loving the Catholic Life!"
Hmmm I wonder if she'll teach/work with MLYLT and Code.
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06-21-2017 , 11:57 AM
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06-21-2017 , 11:59 AM


Incredible.

Last edited by rakemeplz; 06-21-2017 at 12:01 PM. Reason: Incredible.
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06-21-2017 , 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DudeImBetter
Grade school teachers are the worst offender when it comes to the first part od this IME. Psychologists / therapists are the worst offenders for the 2nd part.
Cops and soldiers---more so their family members ime--work pretty hard to remind everyone about their heroic sacrifices.

I know a woman who the very day she graduated from school to become a cop started posting memes about how cops work on hollidays to keep you safe, so remember that **** and feel guilty about your bar b q.
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06-21-2017 , 02:54 PM
Nurses are up there in the self-agrandisment stakes in my experience
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